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This forum is here for the funny. Fail to bring it at your peril.

BTW - any new pics of your behemoth choco dirigibles? mvscal was asking for them...
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PSUFAN wrote:This forum is here for the funny. Fail to bring it at your peril.

BTW - any new pics of your behemoth choco dirigibles?
Nope. (cuing up some Biggie Smalls. you know the lyrics.)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/b ... 913420.jpg

Why are you asking for them? I thought you hated endowed women.
Oh wait, you do hate endowed women. Well, I choose to fall for it.
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PSUFAN wrote:BTW - any new pics of your behemoth choco dirigibles?

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cuing up some Biggie Smalls. you know the lyrics.
You see, that's where your assumptions begin to veer off mightily. I know Biggie Smalls less than Cuda knows Chomsky.
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Nice tits. I guess. Are you colored?


If so what color?


I wonder about the aerolas too. Could you describe, for our audience.


I'll stay on the air for this one.
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mvscal wrote:
FUCK YEAH!! Under ordinary circumstances, I'm not inclined to practice bestiality, but I'd spackle those mammoth flabdoodles just to keep her away from the keyboard for a couple minutes.

You can thank me later.
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that's what you call a team player....

rack your unselfish dedication to making this a better place
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Image
Your boyfriend should switch to pineapple juice, if you can't keep him down.
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Risa wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Image
Your boyfriend should switch to pineapple juice, if you can't keep him down.
We give pineapple juice 2 probe fingers up!

sin

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I've forgotten which clones those are. I do remember how unhappy the one on the left looked. They look like college kids. The one on the right looks like Meds illegitimate son. The one on the left looks like a latino. The one on the right is a dumbass for wearing a Duke's hat. Florida State gear is less offensive than Duke gear.
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Risa wrote:I've forgotten which clones those are. I do remember how unhappy the one on the left looked. They look like college kids. The one on the right looks like Meds illegitimate son. The one on the left looks like a latino. The one on the right is a dumbass for wearing a Duke's hat. Florida State gear is less offensive than Duke gear.
And what in God's name is offensive about Duke? Other than Christian Laettner.
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Damn Goobs. Don't feed the race-baiter. Here comes a 12 page diatribe about Duke lacrosse Klansmen, and the innocent colored soul they raped.
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She's just an innocent bystander in this mess, a victim if you will. Show some compassion Sam, you heathen.
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oh FUCK...

Now you guys have done it.

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mvscal wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:BTW - any new pics of your behemoth choco dirigibles? mvscal was asking for them...
FUCK YEAH!! Under ordinary circumstances, I'm not inclined to practice bestiality, but I'd spackle those mammoth flabdoodles just to keep her away from the keyboard for a couple minutes.

You can thank me later.
Well, shit - you were too quick. Thanks anyway, though.
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I put that out there on purpose. Since that tedious cunt has reappeared here, I haven’t yet seen her come correct about the Duke Lacrosse team. It’s time. A lying whore (who happened to be black) did her best to ruin some young men’s lives. Now I want a tedious cunt (who happens to be black) to come correct and admit she was wrong about the lying whore.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Sudden Sam wrote:Yup. My bad.

Plenty of material here describing what a sweet, nice girl she was/is. I hope the lacrosse players' families sue the shit outta her. http://www.google.com/search?q=Crystal+ ... lz=1I7RNWE

Have the Black Panther attorneys apologized yet for their indictment of the players as being guilty?

Has anyone apologized to them or to the coach?
We've already been over this, the last time I was able to post here without being banned, as soon as the tests came back and some of y'all got on my ass because y'all said that it was impossible for the tests results to be released to the news. I changed my mind with the test results. You don't lie about rape. Period.

She lied, and took down every woman -- and particularly every black woman -- with her. The Lacrosse players were assholes, but there was no reason whatsoever for her to lie about being raped in order to get back at them. I feel no sympathy for her, because she has destroyed life for black women who really have been assaulted. Crystal Gail Mangum is the black Katelyn Kristen Faber, and the lower class Desiree Washington. All of those bitches need to be curbstomped.

She is not the only one to falsely accuse, or allow someone to be falsely accused. She was caught, she should be in jail.

You never lie about rape. Yet bitches lie about rape all the time. The law needs to change, in spite of NOW bitches' objections, so that immature women have a deterrant against lying to save their own asses. Now this immature bitch Crystal, who was angry about the racial shit and the 'you fat bitch' shit and the 'you weren't what we ordered' shit, fucked it all up by claiming to have been the victim of an assault which did not happen. The truth would have set her free.

I will say, the 15 year old in the Genarlow Wilson case has been as vocal as she can be in saying she was not raped and it's not right for Genarlow to be in jail and have to register as a sex offender for the crime of receiving oral sex from her (and another girl at the same time, who was of age) when he was 17.

She needs to pay. But then, so does Katelyn Kristine Faber... and how many of y'all are still holding on to the fiction that Kobe Bryant is a rapist?

It starts with Crystal. She needs to apologize to every group which stood up for her -- all those women's groups (why do you mention the panthers, but not the women's groups?), all the black groups, all the student groups -- who had her back right up until the test results came back. She fucked EVERYONE over. And all she really had to do was tell the truth.

The skank girl with her was just as bad, and you could tell she was bad not because of the letter she wrote to the PR company asking baldly how to make herself look good out of all this, but because she didn't have her girl's back, and she took extreme pains to pull the 'i left so I don't really know' shit. But to lie about rape....... that's a kick in the face to every woman -- no matter what color, but especially black -- who has been assaulted, and it's a kick in the face to every man who has been unjustly accused of rape and has lost years of their life, if not their life, over a false accusation.


So there's your 12 pager. To hell with y'all. And mvscal, fuck you.
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God speed you, mvscal. Lacquer her lungs. Watch out for flabsteak recoil.
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Risa wrote:She needs to pay. But then, so does Katelyn Kristine Faber... and how many of y'all are still holding on to the fiction that Kobe Bryant is a rapist?
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Mvscal is a redhead, therefore he's hung like an Irishman? I guess
those are the easiest to work with, of all. Even Ucant would feel
comfortable in a dick wielding contest with him in one of New Yorks
many many spacious Equinox showers.

Anyway, THIS is a man who deserves justice more than the Duke Lacrosse team, by the way --http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19679375/

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22 years in jail, for a crime he didn't commit. Will you scream for justice for him, too? or is his skin too dark to remember him the way each of you will remember the Duke Lacrosse team? the Lacross team was wronged by a stupid bitch and a prosecutor and the law which the prosecutor can probably rightfully claim tied his hands when it came to seeking a conviction. When it comes to rape accusations, after a certain point you have to follow all the way through, right? Time to scream for prosecutor's heads, and a change in the law... it starts with them, right?
....However, until Monday, Halsey could have been retried on charges of aggravated sexual assault, aggravated manslaughter, felony murder, child abuse and possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose.

Instead, on the prosecutor’s recommendation, a judge dropped all charges.

Halsey had been convicted in 1988 of murdering and sexually assaulting Tyrone and Tina Urquhart, the children of his girlfriend, with whom he lived at a Plainfield rooming house.

The bodies of Tyrone, 8, and Tina, 7, were found in the home’s basement in November 1985.

Halsey had made a confession before trial, but Innocence Project co-director Barry Scheck said the statement followed 30 hours of interrogation over a 40-hour period.

At trial, the jury opted for life in prison rather than the death...

The new DNA test showed that a neighbor in the rooming house, Clifton Hall, was the source of semen recovered at the scene and may have been responsible for the crimes, Ferrero said.
Mr. Halsey would have been dead in Texas. And the reason I don't like Duke is indeed for Christian Laettner and that entire team and Coach K during those years. You don't stomp on people's necks in the course of a game. Or maybe I'm just a reverse bandwagoner.
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We had a case here in Wisconsin where a man served 18 years in prison for rape. Due to DNA evidence, he was freed. Within a year or so of his release, he raped and slaughtered a young woman. Don’t know that I have total faith in this DNA thingy.

I didn't have anything against Coach K and the rest of the team, I just never cared for Laettner because of his homosexuality.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Laettner isn't a homo, he's a faggot. You don't punish a person for a crime they didn't commit. If they fuck up and it was them, sure punish them. But you never punish someone for a crime they didn't commit.

If new evidence shows they were telling the truth the whole time, then the State owes
that person restitution for the loss of their life and reputation.
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Halsey had made a confession before trial
They should have fried him right then and there. Save your bullshit apologetics for his next victims.
30 hours of interrogation over a 40 hour period. Don't be a dork. There was a (black) man who confessed to killing Charles' Stuart's wife, too. You can get anything you want if you interrogate someone long enough; just like information that led to all the rich folks fleeing Manhattan that one October, because rich folk's friends had information from the CIA that the muslims were gonna bomb the subway system.

Except none of the details were true. There was no plot. There was only a man
who had been tortured into saying what his captors wanted him to hear. Meanwhile,
the real villains (like the man who really raped and killed those two little kids, Clifton
Hall) are freed to attack again, just like Clifton Hall, who is currently in prison for
3 MORE sex crimes, the ones he was caught for... and just like the real terrorists,
who recently bombed London.

Torture interrogation never works. It just causes pain and fright.

You never explained what a black man did to you, to cause you to 180; you can
explain again what a Mexican did to you (besides conceiving you), to cause a 180 on illegals' presence.
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Two little boys confessed to raping an older little girl, so they could get her bike. A group of little children confessed to having been sexually molested at McMartin pre-school. None of these stories were true. In the McMartin case, children who started talking about how the child care workers were flying had their testimony removed, but other children whose testimony was extracted in the same way as the flyers was allowed to remain.

Under the appropriate torture, mvscal, you would confess to double penetrating your own mother and eating Chairman Mao's little red book with tabasco and pig snouts at the same time. If you were also delirious from sleep deprivation, you would also start to believe whatever lies they told you -- lies you would roll your eyes at if you heard them normally -- just to make everything stop.

If it's so easy to resist torture, why does the Army have drills that simulate the stresses of torture? It isn't easy.

But this man, after that torture, maintained his innocence for 22 years. DNA has backed him up. It's too bad he apparently didn't have the legal counsel which would have prevented the torture leading to that wrongfully obtained confession, in the first place. Maybe that's something else the state should look into removing, though, or which can be removed from the Constitution... since in 'the other thread' you and Mike the Lab Rat wanted to argue about how those who can't help themselves don't need the state to pay for that help, you're on your own. Survival of the fitest. Whatever.
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mvscal wrote:
Risa wrote: But this man, after that torture, maintained his innocence for 22 years.
No, he didn't. He confessed immediately. Who the fuck said he was tortured anyway?

Link?
Above:

"Halsey had made a confession before trial, but Innocence Project co-director Barry Scheck said the statement followed 30 hours of interrogation over a 40-hour period. "
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I see where he was interrogated. I don't see any allegations that he was tortured.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I knew that Arch emailed female posters photos of his crank. I never heard about the ones of him in his assless chaps.
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I never got one. No one ever sent me crank shots. I'd ask and I'd ask, but no one would send me one. Meanwhile, other bitches are getting crank shots left and right.

It was perturbing.

You gonna start, Goob?
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You don't have anything for me, Ginger, or you would have given it to me by now. I'm waiting for Goob to give up his goods. He's screwing Noob's old lady? well, let's see what he's got.

Black men and Trolltrainers shouldn't be the only ones confident enough in themselves to give up those goods.
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Remember when Wolfman got drunk by his pool and before they invented Viagra? He got his first digital camera and well, here you go.

He was wild and crazy!!!

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Risa wrote:No one ever sent me crank shots.
As a bitch, you know things aren't going well for you when you've seen less dick than Irie.
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Mgo, I know dude. I've always been jealous of that. Chicks getting unsolicited crank shots, and I have to beg and I still don't get any. It's like, whatever, fuck it.

edit: as for jenna jameson, she's looking horrible since hooking up with jim carrey. but i heard it was meth, not cancer. who knows. plastic surgery doesn't work for most people. jenna is an example of someone who should have left well enough alone

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They probably kept their requests down to 200 words or less.
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Risa wrote:I have to beg and I still don't get any.
Speaking of Irie, if you roll one of your flabsteaks up like a tube of Playdoh it might take the form of penis. There you have it. You and Lagos have a trade. Straight up.
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Mgo, any dick resembling my manipulated tit is going to be one impressive cock in terms of endowment. Cheers.

Y2K, if I asked for cock shots now, all I'd get would be photos of shotglasses tilted sideways. Which is better than nothing. I guess. So it's all good.
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Risa wrote:I never got one. No one ever sent me crank shots. I'd ask and I'd ask, but no one would send me one. Meanwhile, other bitches are getting crank shots left and right.

It was perturbing.

You gonna start, Goob?
Are you going to provide shots of your genitalia? Keep in mind that in your case it's going to require a wide angle lens.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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