Joe Ratzinger wants YOU

[PSUFAN]

The Pope says that non-Catholic churches are "suffering from a wound" because they don't recognize his primacy. Also, they are not "full churches of Jesus Christ."

So, thumpers...which will it be? Bow to Benedict, or quit JC altogether?

I hear Baal is kind of a cool god to tithe to. It might be cool to see rozy sport a Golden Calf avatar.

[Mike the Lab Rat]

Ratzinger is a nut.

In one week he brings back Latin Mass and resurrects the claim that only the Roman Catholic Church is a "real" Church.

Next up: Interdicts on the U.S. and most of Europe...the return of the Inquisition...published excommunication of all Roman Catholics who belong to Masonic Lodges (RC's are officially forbidden to become Freemasons, but it's not enforced).

He'll do more for increasing Protestant membership than any Protestant "meet and greet" has ever done.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Has he offered an opinion on buttfucking altar boys yet?

He's probably producing an instructional DVD on it. Those Germans are crazy for the porn.

[PSUFAN]

Has he offered an opinion on buttfucking altar boys yet?

To do so would endanger his brethren still engaged in field ops.

[Q, West Coast Style]

If any of you think that us free-thinkers aren't above taking a little pleasure in this sort of Jeebus People infighting, you'd be right.

[PSUFAN]

It's not much of a fight:

Pope Rat: BOW to me, you ASSES.

Protestantism: go EAT A DICK, you psycho nazi pedo-apologist.

Pope Rat: You can hardly pretend to follow Jesus Christ unless you RECOGNIZE ME AS YOUR OVERLORD.

Protestantism: Go fuck yourself.

[Q, West Coast Style]

Protestantism: http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/mary.htm, http://www.remnantofgod.org/godmary.htm

[rozy]

The Pope says that non-Catholic churches are "suffering from a wound" because they don't recognize his primacy. Also, they are not "full churches of Jesus Christ."

So, thumpers...which will it be? Bow to Benedict, or quit JC altogether?

I hear Baal is kind of a cool god to tithe to. It might be cool to see rozy sport a Golden Calf avatar.

Of all the myriads of things that crack me up about Catholicism...having a Pope is definitely a top 3er. Somewhere wedged in between up-downs, infant head watering, using small humans as mastubatory instruments, and confessing my sins to that same user.

Tell ya what, though. Some Catholicist wants to give me Chapter and verse of any one of those five, I'll be all ears...

I guess I prefer to think for myself.

[Q, West Coast Style]

Seriously though. I think it's 50/50 that I see the Vatican dissolve in my lifetime . . . or relocated to somwhere in Latin America. I just think think that crazy old men in costumes will lose their ability to be relevant in the developed world . . . unless they're making minum wage in malls in December having kids sit on their lap. I think eventually the Vatican is purchased by the Italian government and/or European Union and turned into a park/museum.

[battery chucka' one]

It's not much of a fight:

Pope Rat: BOW to me, you ASSES.

Protestantism: go EAT A DICK, you psycho nazi pedo-apologist.

Pope Rat: You can hardly pretend to follow Jesus Christ unless you RECOGNIZE ME AS YOUR OVERLORD.

Protestantism: Go fuck yourself.

I don't agree with you on much, bro', but I think we see eye to eye on this one. Well worded. As a Protestant, I do believe this is an accurate paraphrase of that conversation (assuming the Pope would say something like that, of course).

[PSUFAN]

You've seen pictures of him, haven't you?

It's tough to prevent Transylvanian analogies from springing amply to mind...