The first pic of Little BSmack

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:44 am

Saw and heard the heartbeat. Simply amazing that medical science has allowed us to have a look at something so tiny. Right now the little guy is a mere.5 cm long.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:53 am

Hope the little guy will be alright.

Looks to be leaning heavily to the right.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:42 am

Yeah, I don't think so...

poptart wrote:Hope the little guy will be alright.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:24 am

^^^^^^^^

Hmmm......that is fairly HARSH....?

wonder WHY this Topic has been in LIMBO since the Bluedude Post?

Lay OFF Bri'!!!!!!

its GREAT to see something POSITIVE and RIGHT coming from 'His World'!!!!!!

Congrats B!

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:11 pm

Good luck from this old father of four !
I see that tilt to the right too (-:

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:24 pm

Congrats B.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:06 pm

Rack that one swimmer for hitting paydirt.

May your first child be a masculine child.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:12 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
May your first child be a masculine child.

Unless it's a girl. What, you want him to have a daughter with thick hairy arms and a Tom Selleck moustache?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:26 pm

BSmack wrote:the little guy is a mere.5 cm long.

I got him by a whole 3 centimeters. RACK ME!

Sin,
IrieGazos

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:30 pm

OCmike wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
May your first child be a masculine child.
Unless it's a girl. What, you want him to have a daughter with thick hairy arms and a Tom Selleck moustache?

Why not? That house could use a masculine presence.

(Mike it was a paraphrased GodFather reset)

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:32 pm

jiminphilly wrote:

(Mike it was a paraphrased GodFather reset)

Errr...I knew that. :D

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:49 pm

jiminphilly wrote:Rack that one swimmer for hitting paydirt.

May your first child be a masculine child.

Rack you for looking out for the clergy. "Hos gotta eat too".

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:52 pm

BSmack wrote:Saw and heard the heartbeat. Simply amazing that medical science has allowed us to have a look at something so tiny. Right now the little guy is a mere.5 cm long.

You know that weird tapping sensation your OL keeps feeling inside her uterus? That's Little BSmack practicing clicking 'Submit'.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:57 pm

Is that a calamari, or a pan-fried sausage? Either way, RACK you for taking your wife out for breakfast and proving it with a picture.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:05 pm

RACKs BSmack and good luck bro.

Congrats.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:13 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:Rack that one swimmer for hitting paydirt.

May your first child be a masculine child.
Rack you for looking out for the clergy. "Hos gotta eat too".

Dude that aint right.. :D:D:D:D

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:47 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:
But I'm glad it is you and not me. Babies are for young people.
No, babies are not for you.

No newborn should ever be at the hospital wondering when they can take their father home. It's way too much burden.

Unlike your babies. Pepaw will take care of everything for Daddy :) again.

BSmack, on the serious tip, I hope the baby is healthy and your wife and your baby come through delivery hale and well. NOW and NARAL may want to cover folks eyes with wool, about how that's not a little human being you and your wife have created... but fuck 'em.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:50 pm

RACK Bri and the kid.

But, dude, you have a looooonnngggg way to go. Good luck.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:09 pm

Mikey wrote:
But, dude, you have a looooonnngggg way to go. Good luck.

That and no idea how much his life is about to change, regardless of how many other peoples' kids he's been around.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:13 pm

One question - how did the uterine lining know it was time to grab hold of something floating by? It's one thing for a server to let a chef know which entree is O.J.'s...how the fuck does this pregnancy thing get going?

--UrineLite Quaffer in Crapchester

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:49 pm

Congrats, Bri.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:44 pm

Be sure to post the one that shows a 3rd arm growing out of its forehead in a few months

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:01 pm

Cuda wrote:Be sure to post the one that shows a 3rd arm growing out of its forehead in a few months

Or when the tyke is giving us the finger and holding a sign that says " Fuck Bush" and " Where the fuck is my Social Security check ??

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:03 pm

Maybe you want to invite him to one of your oft-referred to dick-measuring contests, Derron? Get in while he's still small - and possibly female, in the long run.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:05 pm

BSmacked is reproducing.

UnBODE Darwin.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:57 pm

Outstanding, Bri. Congratulations to both you and Ann CoulterSmack.

Rip City

p.s. (look carefully at the T-shirt, B.) :)

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:57 pm

UnBode - The Scroll Wheel

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:24 pm

Congrad's Bri and best wishes.

On a side note I just paid the bill for my daughter's regististration for her first semester at Fresno State and it was only $1600.00, in another 20 years it will only be 3 times that amount.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:37 pm

Y2K wrote:Congrad's Bri and best wishes.

On a side note I just paid the bill for my daughter's regististration for her first semester at Fresno State and it was only $1600.00, in another 20 years it will only be 3 times that amount.

Yeah but Bri's kids will more likely be going to SUNY Oswego. Wonder how much that costs...

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:29 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Maybe you want to invite him to one of your oft-referred to dick-measuring contests, Derron? Get in while he's still small - and possibly female, in the long run.

What's up Mongo ??

You trying to woo me to your faggot homosexual lifestlye today ??

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:38 pm

No thanks, D. I know smacking feels like courtship to you, but when I scroll and don't see your avatar, it moves.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:57 pm

Good luck, BSmack. I hear raising children is expensive. Try to round up as many sick nieces as possible. That should keep the collection agents at bay.

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:58 pm

Mikey wrote:
Y2K wrote:Congrad's Bri and best wishes.

On a side note I just paid the bill for my daughter's regististration for her first semester at Fresno State and it was only $1600.00, in another 20 years it will only be 3 times that amount.
Yeah but Bri's kids will more likely be going to SUNY Oswego. Wonder how much that costs...

I'm pretty sure it's more expensive than $1600 a semester.

Y2K's estimate about college costs tripling in 20 years is way too conservative, btw.

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:15 pm

Bri:

Congrats on passing on your genetic heritage. I'm thinking that quaffing some brew at the Idle is called for, especially now that you've got a designated driver for about another 8 months.

Any way to get that kid some in utero golf disc practice? Get the kid a putter to kill some time in there.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:11 pm

Mikey wrote:Yeah but Bri's kids will more likely be going to SUNY Oswego. Wonder how much that costs...

Estimated total cost for a student in the SUNY system is $16,880 for the year 2007-08. I'm sure by 2025 it will be a little bit more.

Mike,

I'll have to see about getting the Mrs. to come on down to the Idle. I'm sure it won't be too much of a hassle. Been a year since Slick and I went down and drank the place dry for the 40th Anniversary party. I think my brain cells have even begun to recover.

Thanks for the good wishes guys.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:21 am

Terry in Crapchester wrote: Y2K's estimate about college costs tripling in 20 years is way too conservative, btw.

Will illegals still be getting free or in-state tuition rates, or will they have closed the door behind them at that point?

Bri, don't get your drink on. That's disrespectful to the little one.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:54 am

You ARE aware, of course, of the impending pile-on that occurs after a peep posts a pic of loved one on this Board, aren'tcha B?

See Rumpled...

That said: Rack you and the Mrs. B!

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:39 am

Congrats on your impending fatherhood, B.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:46 am

Estimated total cost for a student in the SUNY system is $16,880 for the year 2007-08.

Jeebus, I hope that includes living expenses, if my kid were to live in the dorms I could tack on another 4 grand per semester.

I'm pretty stoked we are only a 10 minute ride to CSUF, now I can buy more shit for me....

CoatHangerTroll™ · Post by **CoatHangerTroll™** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:11 pm

BSmack wrote:Saw and heard the heartbeat. Simply amazing that medical science has allowed us to have a look at something so tiny. Right now the little guy is a mere.5 cm long.

You know the old Spinner's song...

Whenever you call me, I'll be there
Whenever you want me, I'll be there
Whenever you need me, I'll be there
I'll be around...yeah

Whenever you call me, I'll be there
Whenever you want me, I'll be there
Even if I have to call, I'll be there
I'll be around

Just call me at home, I'll be there
I'll never leave you alone, I'll be there
Just call out your name you know I know you know
I'll be around

T1B

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