NFL broadcaster Bill Maas arrested on weapons, drug charges

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:58 pm

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2929435

Stupid motherfucker....say GOODBYE to that cushy TV gig.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:02 pm

The 45-year-old Maas and a passenger in his Hummer, Sarah J. Murphy, 27...

Ol' Billy Bob getting some young strange, eh? Well, at least he gets a Rack for that. Whoever is the 1st to post her pic gets another.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:14 pm

A sobriety checkpoint, perhaps.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:34 pm

mvscal wrote:
a roadside safety check
What the fuck is that?

Something that got laughed clean out of court in Oregon about 20 years ago, which resulted in a few refunds being sent and several DUIIs thrown out of court. Actually, I could have filed a claim and got my $6 court fee back, for having bad tags or something like that, which used to fall under the "fix-it-ticket" penalties, where you just had to pay for the clerk's time filling out paperwork. I decided it wasn't worth it for $6.

The, the legislature had the gall to suggest sobriety/safety checkpoints a couple of years ago. People who have actually been in this state over 20 years laughed their ass off -- something about only pussies giving up Constitutional Rights in the name of public safety.

That shit don't fly here. They'd hang cops from trees if they tried that again. And frankly, since it's laid out quite clearly in black and white in the Bill of Rights, I can't believe anyone from any state isn't completely outraged by the very thought of it.

"No, it's OK to detain people without probable casue, as long as we do it to everybody."

Uhm, yeah...that's what the BoR says, alright.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:52 pm

Halsey said he had no idea why Maas and Murphy, both residents of Lee's Summit, Mo., were in the area.

Don't a few of our posters hail from Lee's Summit?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:57 pm

Tru's from LS i believe.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:41 am

So am I. What's yer point?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:51 am

Thank gawd. He is a horrible analyst.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:57 am

At least he's got an excuse.
He's blasted out of his mind.

What's Dierdorf's excuse?
Blitzed out of his mind on jerkoff?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:30 am

RevLimiter wrote:So am I. What's yer point?

I kinda' pictured you as being from Raytucky.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:51 am

I was going to laugh at neckville citizens attempting to distinguish between upper and lower class neckville areas until I stopped to remember that I live in a place where people use two sticks to eat dog meat, and TVO would be placed in a museum as presumably the world's tallest man.

I'm sure all the neck areas are nice.

Running water and all .......

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:03 am

RevLimiter wrote:So am I. What's yer point?

Just trying to see who's the drug hookup in the KC area.

Of course, given the quality of your takes, I'm kinda figuring that "home made meth" is more your speed. If I'm looking to score, I'll call Truman. He just seems like he's baked on some good chronic.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:22 am

BSmack wrote:If I'm looking to score, I'll call Truman.

If you're looking to score meth, then look up someone from Independence, meth capital of Missouri.

Lee's Summit is actually a pretty nice 'burb. Not as nice as Blue Springs ('sup Scotty?) mind you, but not far off.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:29 am

War Wagon wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:So am I. What's yer point?
I kinda' pictured you as being from Raytucky.

No, but I WORK there unfortunately....you couldn't PAY me to live there, as it's going to hell in a handbasket. Thank God I can leave it every night for God's Country, however. :wink:

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:32 am

War Wagon wrote:
BSmack wrote:If I'm looking to score, I'll call Truman.
If you're looking to score meth, then look up someone from Independence, meth capital of Missouri.

Lee's Summit is actually a pretty nice 'burb. Not as nice as Blue Springs ('sup Scotty?) mind you, but not far off.

Actually it's NICER than BS, and it should be seeing as how LS and BS have the HIGHEST taxes in the state. Which I don't mind, because the majority of our tax $$$ goes to our schools that are SECOND TO NONE in MO.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:05 am

e wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:the majority of our tax $$$ goes to our schools that are SECOND TO NONE in MO.
you're absolutely correct. they're not second to anybody. they're 9th, 13th and 19th but not second.

http://www.schooldigger.com/schoolrank.aspx

That was MY OPINION, shit-for-brains. And frankly that's all that matters.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:31 am

Paul called somebody shit-for-brains??

haha

You're very dummy, e.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:48 pm

mvscal wrote:
a roadside safety check
What the fuck is that?

sounds like an unwarranted search to me.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:54 pm

mvscal wrote: It was until he consented to the search.

That will all depend on the quality of ambulance-chaser he hires.

Theoretically, since there was no probable cause to pull him over, any evidence that was discovered is inadmissable. But then again, there's a lot of states that think the Bill of Rights is some sort of joke.

Sin,
Dinsdale Piranha, who thanks his Lucky Stars he isn't ... ESQ.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:16 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
Lee's Summit is actually a pretty nice 'burb. Not as nice as Blue Springs ('sup Scotty?) mind you, but not far off.
Actually it's NICER than BS, and it should be seeing as how LS and BS have the HIGHEST taxes in the state. Which I don't mind, because the majority of our tax $$$ goes to our schools that are SECOND TO NONE in MO.

Oh, my my... you tards from Kansas City just couldn't keep you darn yaps shut and now you dun der let the cat outta the bag!

Being that I do business in the Kansas City area and I'm quite familiar with the many reasons behind the rampant retardation that emanates from the regional "cocoon" known as the midwest and the greater Kansas City area in general... I find it my duty to let the class in on just how and why ya'll are so dang fucked up!

Lets take a look at a group of kids from "Lee's Summit" shall we???

*disclaimer* This is a factual and not fictitious view of the "greater Kansas City" region and all the participants are real...

Jesus Camp and the children of "Lee's Summit"

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:17 am

Blueblood wrote:*disclaimer* This is a factual and not fictitious view of the "greater Kansas City" region and all the participants are real...

There are similiar cults like that in EVERY decent-sized American city. RtS out front should've given you the heads up.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:49 am

Blueblood wrote: Oh, my my... you tards from Kansas City just couldn't keep you darn yaps shut and now you dun der let the cat outta the bag!

Being that I do business in the Kansas City area and I'm quite familiar with the many reasons behind the rampant retardation that emanates from the regional "cocoon" known as the midwest and the greater Kansas City area in general... I find it my duty to let the class in on just how and why ya'll are so dang fucked up!

Oh, my my... some shit troll now wants to take potshots at my beloved city.

I'll quietly endure the disrespect from established posters. We've to a certain point brought it on.

But not from some idiot who thought it'd be fresh to drop in here and lay the smack down. Who the fuck are you again, and what's your business in KC?

Declare yourself, you fucking cunt. Where you from and who's your team?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:03 am

War Wagon wrote: Who the fuck are you again

what's your business in KC?

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:07 am

Gee, Wags, I reckon if I had wanted my hometown published on the InterWebs, I woulda done it myself.

Here's hoping that PSU is bit more charitable with you than he was with RTS... :wink:

BSmack wrote:
Just trying to see who's the drug hookup in the KC area.

...If I'm looking to score, I'll call Truman. He just seems like he's baked on some good chronic.

Which apparently speaks volumes about your "game" these days, B.

So how is it that a meth-addled schizophrenic with bad skin and broken teeth continually runs your ass outta every thread he chooses to engage you in?

You post at my benevolence, Loser. The next time you "get over" on Truman will be your first.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:10 pm

Mgo... oh, nevermind.

Truman wrote:Gee, Wags, I reckon if I had wanted my hometown published on the InterWebs, I woulda done it myself.

You haven't? I thought it was a matter of public record. My bad if it wasn't. Not sure where I gleaned that fact from, though.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:26 am

Billy Bob & his "friend's" mugshots:

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:03 am

Nice find, Paul. You have garnered a RACK!

Billy Bob was holding some extasy?

Doubtful that he'd need it, but it's always good to have a Plan B.