L.T. haters...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:39 pm

Hmmmm...I guess that

NFL.com
FOX Sports
Fort Worth Star Telegram
Coos Bay (U&L) World
Silver and Black Online

Sporting News
CBS Sportsline

and almost every other news outlet that covers sports in the US

are also laughingstocks.

Dins, sometimes you are really unbelievably stupid.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:42 pm

ChargerMike wrote:Tell ya what dins, you tell us all how well you did in your above retort (it's what you do best) and we'll just bank it!

See, now you've just flat resorted to lying.

Hate to break it to you moron, but I'm the freaking embodiment of the ANTI-BODEClaimer.

Whereas YOU provided an example of selfBODE in this very fucking thread.

I have a boatload of posts on this board(sin, Marcus). Go ahead and point out one where I've claimed BODE, or even come close to it.

Go ahead, just one.

Sure, might have happened with tongue formly planted in cheek.

But for you to claim that "it's what (I) do best" is fucking ignorant. Almost as ignorant as thinking that LT plays for the Chargers.

Oh, and another thing -- your attempted pile-on that consists of KC and SD fucking idiots throwing down one-word posts and trying to pass it off as "smack" and a "pile-on" is so fucking transparent, it's reaching the next phase of fucking stupid... but I guess it should come as no suprise, considering the contingent it's coming from.

And this is when you gang-up.

Brainless. Smackless. Trophyless.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:10 pm

So let me get this straight-Dins pulls a '95 Colts, '04 Jets, and '06 Gaytriots by pummeling the absolute fuck out of Chargertard in thier own thread, and the big response is this followed by a couple of horridly unfunny one liners?

Chargette Mike wrote:I'll fold...too much BS above for anyone to keep up with.

Unbelievably fucking pathetic.

Off yourselves, you worthless fucking fanbase.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:36 pm

Chargette Mike wrote:I'll fold

Well, it IS what you do best.

That, and make excuses for the beatings both your team and your fanbase take with such alarming frequency.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:53 pm

Nah seriously, not a Charger fan at all, but my opinions of LaTa would change drastically if he was running for 2000 yards and scoring 30 TD's for the Dolphins.

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:13 pm

Initial and nickname smack.......real NFL talk.....Just visiting. Carry on Wads

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:06 am

Dinsdale wrote: Oh, and another thing -- your attempted pile-on that consists of KC and SD fucking idiots throwing down one-word posts and trying to pass it off as "smack" and a "pile-on" is so fucking transparent, it's reaching the next phase of fucking stupid... but I guess it should come as no suprise, considering the contingent it's coming from.

Christ, Dins. Get a fucking job.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:21 am

Damn, you really are losing it, aren't you?

Not that there was a lost there to start with...

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:41 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Truman wrote:Er, sorry Dins, but "I fucking cringe" when we draft Ducks.
JJ Birden was a FUCKING STUD-btw. Except KC didn't draft him originally, I guess.

Rack. Bird was nailz.

Dinsdale wrote:Just because your horrible team doesn't know how to utilize the "fastest man in football," it doesn't mean he sucks -- it means your team does.

Good point. Pity Vermiel couldn't teach the clueless fuck to:

a) Run intlligent routes.
b) Block.
c) Catch a pass - any pass - ever - that mattered.
d} Flip the ball to the ref without going into theatrical hysterics after catching a routine six-yard out for a First Down.

Oh, and I guess that "fastest man" decoy shit fell flat when the League figured out that ol' Sami on a "go" route couldn't catch the clap in a Mexican whorehouse....

Dinsdale wrote:And newsflash -- your GM ain't the brightest bulb in the tree, since Junior was a bum in college, too.

Thanks for the update, Marcusdale. I also hear that the 'Blazers drafted a pretty good basketball player, that the water's cold off the coast of the U&L, and that Ranier is an awesome winter destination point for out-of-state hiking enthusists.

We are currently in the 17th year of our five year Super Bowl plan. 'Nuff said. The next time I defend Curled Peterskin on this Board will be the first....

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:11 am

Toddowen wrote:Anyone older than myself who fails to acknoweldge a player who had a moniker that transcended the very sport he played...

Give me a break.

Nobody, nobody, transcends the sport, not the least of which are the two LT's under discussion here.

And I believe that the current LT shall continue to be referred to as "LT", despite some indignant message board twats yowls to the contrary. Absolutely pathetic that a person would spend 5 seconds going there.

The season can't get here soon enough.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:08 am

trev wrote:This was once a good NFL forum before the likes of dins and RJack who aren't really NFL fans came a trollin'.

The forum's demise can be traced back to Hangman being run.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:54 am

poptart wrote:
trev wrote:This was once a good NFL forum before the likes of dins and RJack who aren't really NFL fans came a trollin'.
The forum's demise can be traced back to Hangman being run.

why did THAT happen?

~Sin,

kcdave

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poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:52 am

Bassm0n found us again, and that's a nice boost.

Here's hoping TRAVIS will somehow locate us and really pump some life into the forum with his keen insight and real-life gridiron experiences.

Cory Nye, btw, was run.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:31 am

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT U ARE TALIKING ABUT! I HVAE TEH STRONGEST ARM IN ALL OF CALLLIE. I M TRAVIS13!!!!

(...errrr....maybe YOU spelled better?)

the NYEMan?

--->the ORIGINAL Rumple.....

(that take-off on Kenny Mayne back in the Day....)

where is Daddy 'Natti????? (i need some more BROWNSFan!!!!)

C-Dogg will be back soon.....WAR bIg DADDY foreskins!

Glad that Bassman is Back!

Scotty Christopher was RUN....btw.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:07 pm

Sigh. Hi. I apologize for the wet blanket I'm about to douse this thread with.

However, this thread has gone to two pages, and I find it disturbing that no one -- pro or con -- has brought up the Number One Example of (successful) Nickname Recycling in Sports (with an asterisk for bballer Michael Jordan and singer Michael Jackson's shared 'MJ'):

Sugar Ray Robinson.......... Sugar Ray Leonard.

Is it because no one remembered, or because the comparison is odious for whatever reason?

If the football motif must be kept, there is also

'O. J.' Simpson .............. 'O. J.' McDuffie

If he had started his playing career the year after the trial over the deaths of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, would Otis James still be glossed as OJ, since those are his initials, or would sportswriters have found another way to gloss him? I admit that perhaps not, since OJ (the original) was treated with some measure of respect by his peers years after caucasian so-called 'sports fans' went to unusual lengths to pretend OJ never existed. Negr.oes reasons for disrespecting OJ preceded the deaths of Brown-Simpson and Goldman.

For the record, I am also of the opinion that LT is Lawrence Taylor, not Ladanian Tomlison. But I'm an old person, and I don't have the sports trivia at my back to say that even Lawrence Taylor 'stole' his initialed nickname from someone else, he just made the biggest impression under it.

The 80s were an Ice Age ago, y'all. Things change, whether we change with them or not. There's an entire generation which could give a fuck about Lawrence Taylor. To them, Ladanian Tomlison is their 'LT' -- until someone else with the same initials comes along and sweeps the floor with Ladanian's stats to the point of being comparable to -- or greater than -- the original LT.

Ladanian is LT. For now.

Dinsdale wrote:
yep, really a stretch there Dins..can't figure how or why Ladanian Tomlinson would get tagged with a nic like L.T
Oh, goodness -- here we go. Chargertard just never gets enough of a good beating, do they?

Igor Olshansky is like 6'6" -- hard to imagine why people don't call him Too Tall Igor.

Shaun Alexander sure has some sweet moves -- can't imagine why no one has glossed him Sweetness.

Man, Baltimore has a good D-Line -- they should be called the Iron Curtain.

Actually, Chargermike, I guess you've made your point. For many, many years, the term "retarded" was used to describe people of various learning disabilities and mental defects, but in today's lexicon, many, if not most people also use "retarded" as a nickname for Chargerfans, regardless of the exact volume of drool that eminates from their slack-jaws. So I guess there is precedent for your claim.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:41 pm

Hi Annie,

When John Daly came along some people called him Long John, and I associated him with chicken planks
That was fine.

If you're gonna use the nic' of a former 'legend' then you better play BIG, or you'll look like a dick.

'Iron Mike' Tyson exceeded (for a time) Iron Mike Ditka, so that was fine.
He could never live up to Ironside, or shrubber even, so it started falling flat.
Then raping, biting, cursing, tatt'ing, doping, and dumbing just sunk the whole thing.

Sugar Ray Leonard was tacky at the beginning ..... but he performed big, so props to him.

O.J. McDuffie was a dick from start to finish.

L.T. has never bothered me much.
He's played BIG, and the original L.T. was a degenerate anyway.

For my money though, there'll never be another 'Human Eraser' .... EVAR.

Just sayin'.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:00 pm

Annie, you ignorant slunt.

Your examples don’t work. Sugar Ray Robinson was regularly referred to simply as Sugar Ray. I can’t remember Ray Leonard being referred to as Sugar Ray, only as either Sugar Ray Leonard, or Ray Leonard. There is a difference.

Likewise, O.J. McDuffie was referred to as O.J. McDuffie (when he was referred to at all), never as simply O.J.

Your defense of Chargertard does not work. LaDainian needs a new nickname. How about the “Great Dain”?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:50 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: LaDainian needs a new nickname. How about the “Great Dain”?

Actually he DOESN'T- but you haters continue to do what you feel you gotta do.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:01 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: LaDainian needs a new nickname. How about the “Great Dain”?
Actually he DOESN'T- but you haters continue to do what you feel you gotta do.

OK, whatever you say, KCDave.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:04 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: LaDainian needs a new nickname. How about the “Great Dain”?
Actually he DOESN'T- but you haters continue to do what you feel you gotta do.

Shut your fucking chocodile expressway, you cookie dough bleeding cunt.

Nobody gives 2 fucks about what your bloated Free Willy ass thinks about anything football related.........or car related for that matter, Chunky Monkey. Fuck you and your faggot ass Holden Monaro that would get its pussy ass kicked by my Supercharged Snake.

Fucking cocksnacking bitch.

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:43 pm

Rack RJ. That was funny.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:49 pm

trev wrote:Rack RJ. That was funny.

...concur...but he could have spiced it up a skosh more!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:24 pm

Raydah James wrote:Nobody gives 2 fucks about what your bloated Free Willy ass thinks about anything football related

Well, there might be somebody.

Sin
FUBUClown

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:44 pm

Think again.....Larry

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:58 pm

Sorry, Mikey, but your comparison sucks.

See, Lana Turner used a douche.

Ladainian Tomlinson is a douche.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:06 am

Dinsdale wrote:See, Lana Turner used a douche.

How do you know? Did Luther tell you?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:50 am

Dinsdale wrote:Sorry, Mikey, but your comparison sucks.

See, Lana Turner used a douche.

Ladainian Tomlinson is a douche.

Gee, you really ARE a bitter bitch aren't you?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:57 am

RevLimiter wrote: Gee, you really ARE a bitter bitch aren't you?

Don't judge my overall taste based solely on my ankle.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:00 am

Raydah James wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: LaDainian needs a new nickname. How about the “Great Dain”?
Actually he DOESN'T- but you haters continue to do what you feel you gotta do.
Shut your fucking chocodile expressway, you cookie dough bleeding cunt.

Is that ALL you got for me, boy?

Nobody gives 2 fucks about what your bloated Free Willy ass thinks about anything football related.........or car related for that matter, Chunky Monkey. Fuck you and your faggot ass Holden Monaro that would get its pussy ass kicked by my Supercharged Snake.

Fucking cocksnacking bitch.

Actually it WOULDN'T- I never leave home without this:

....just to SPANK pussies like you punk-ass Cobra owners.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:02 am

Dinsdale wrote:
RevLimiter wrote: Gee, you really ARE a bitter bitch aren't you?

Don't judge my overall taste based solely on my cankle.

None for me, thanks.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:09 am

RevLimiter wrote:
....just to SPANK pussies like you punk-ass Cobra owners.

Only babies suck bottles, you fat fucking snatchlip.

No matter, I'll give you 2 squeezes motherfucker-and still beat your Icy Hot Monaro the fuck down into oblivion. 15 psi and a couple of nice mods equals a thousand tears for your Stay Puft ass as you get a facefull of my tail lights instead of your usual daily buffet.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:10 am

"Cankle"?

Paul, you seem to be very confused today.

Let me see if I can help...

See, I'm fairly fucking fit, and am considered quite thin for a man my size. Recently, it took some expert verbal wrangling to get my buddy's daughter to stop calling me "birdlegs."

On the other hand... we've seen your pic. And you're so without shame, you even allowed yourself to be seen in public with some of the posters here, who have universally confirmed that you're a fat fucking pig.

You might wanna check with urbandictionary.com, or a similar reference, and look into the definition of "cankle."

You might be suprised to find that the slang dictionaries merely say "look down, you lardassed piece of a floater."

Glad I could help.

Better bust out that parka, Satan -- Paully just broke out fatsmack.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:12 am

Raydah James wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:
....just to SPANK pussies like you punk-ass Cobra owners.
Only babies suck bottles, you fat fucking snatchlip.

No matter, I'll give you 2 squeezes motherfucker-and still beat your Icy Hot Monaro the fuck down into oblivion. 15 psi and a couple of nice mods equals a thousand tears for your Stay Puft ass as you get a facefull of my tail lights instead of your usual daily buffet.

I could swear this place has a motor sports forum. :?

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:25 am

Dinsdale wrote:

Better bust out that parka, Satan -- Paully just copied fatsmack from another BB.

Fixed.

This walking pork rind of a tard has always had posts that resembled someone throwing a fucking keyboard against the wall before hitting submit. Rest assured, if the sentence looks like a brain cell was used, Hungry Hungry Hippo Ctrl-C'd it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:27 am

BSmack wrote:I could swear this place has a motor sports forum.

Yeah, and I could swear it's got one called TRotS, yet you're allowed to post with minimal interference.

What say you lighten up, U&RPaul v5'1" ?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:20 am

Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:I could swear this place has a motor sports forum.
Yeah, and I could swear it's got one called TRotS, yet you're allowed to post with minimal interference.

What say you lighten up, U&RPaul v5'1" ?

What do you say you mix in a steaming cup of suck my dick?

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:49 am

Toddowen: Lady for Ladanian. That was nice.

Dinsdale wrote:See, I'm fairly fucking fit, and am considered quite thin for a man my size. Recently, it took some expert verbal wrangling to get my buddy's daughter to stop calling me "birdlegs."

Fat Joe has 'birdlegs', too. So what.
(edit to correct for a red x. shrug.)

RevLimiter wrote:
Raydah James wrote: Shut your fucking chocodile expressway, you cookie dough bleeding cunt.
Is that ALL you got for me, boy?

Unfortunately, yes, that is all he has for you. :? Dude would never have
come up with the 'taste of my ankle' retort to the 'bitter' jab.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:02 am

Uhm... most people with "birdlegs"(or whatever that red X is supposed to show) tend to not have "cankles." Actually, they're mutually exclusive... dumbass.

And wtf?

Risa wants to get in on this action? Along with Paul and BSmack?

Is this a smackboard, or a fucking Weight Watchers convention?

Jeebus -- you're all fat AND stupid. I don't think the phrase "falling on deaf ears" can even begin to do justice to any "smack" this triumvirate-of-goo posse can dish out.

Damn, did the trucking company have to get a special permit to haul all three of you in here at the same time? Collectively, your cholesterol count must be higher than the number of words in a Dinsdale post that outlines just how repulsive the lot of you are.

This thread has taken a disturbing turn... a turn that's decidedly in the opposite direction of a salad bar, to be sure.

But I will apologize to Paul for my inaccurate comments earlier. I went to the "anklebiter" card on him, and I was wrong. Paul would never do that... since I'm completely unwilling to batter and deep fry my ankles.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:18 am

Dinsdale wrote:Is this a smackboard, or a fucking Weight Watchers convention?

Last I checked this was a football board. Has Paul really smacked you that silly?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:26 am

BSmack wrote:Has Paul really smacked you that silly?

Yeah, I was devastated by that "cankle" blast.

Do you have two fucking brain cells to rub together before you post this stupidity?

THINK, BHydrogenated...

What, exactly, do you suppose it says about YOU when you think it's fresh that a known-obese guy got over by referring to the skinny guy's "cankles"?

Seriously -- are you really that fucking stupid? Fuck, the garbage man is going to be PISSED when he sees what kind of dipshit is raising his kid.