All purpose Ladanian nickname thread

[Mikey]

If he plays for the Raiders in 2015 he'll go into the HOF wearing silver and black.

[Dinsdale]

"The Round Mound of Cunt Sounds" Tomlinson

:bigfan:

[RevLimiter]

"The Round Mound of Cunt Sounds" Tomlinson

:bigHATER:

Fixed.

[trev]

I bet it makes the haters really, really mad that LT is the top player in the league.

[poptart]

"The Round Mound of Cunt Sounds" Tomlinson

:bigfan:

Ditto.

Hang my chad on that one until further notice.

[trev]

I bet it makes the haters really, really mad that LT is the top player in the league.

This thread has is quite seperate from Ickey Tomlinson's skills and ability. One could say that this thread speaks more to the utter stupidity of Dolt fan than Ladanian White Shoes anyway.

This thread is about LT. All about LT. Which includes the fact that he is the best in the league and he's not on your team. Last week I smacked your tush for talking off topic. You squealed and harped about it. I'm talking about LT here. You should be smacked again for being a wussy in the NFL forum.

[Tiny]

Could go with LT2???

Nope; I'm sorry,that's the wrong whiney little bitch.....

Carry on.

[Dinsdale]

I bet it makes the haters really, really mad that LT is the top player in the league.

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Uhm...no.

Tom Brady would be the top player in the league, unfortunately.

Manning would be a close second.

Night Train Tomlinson is a whiney little bitch, whose complete lack of leadership will always make him inferior to players like Brady and Manning.

Winners grow a bigger set of balls when they get bested -- losers whine like little bitches. Neon Ladainian has made it very clear which one he is.

What brought this on anyway?

I'm not familiar with any radio show jokes to that æffect, but it's pretty much a no-brainer comedy bit.

Chargerfans are so over-the-top fucking stupid that they think using previously taken nicknames for players is fresh. And the Human Highlight Tomlinson is devoid of any class, so even he hasn't pointed out that one of the best players in history went by his initials, LT.


And while the other LT is trying to live up to his namesake by donning the stupidest looking earrings he can find, he's still always going to be the real LT's bitch -- since the league also gave LT the part of his jewelry collection that counts.


Damn, what a stupid little bitch that tard is. Besides comlie stats, what has he done? Let's see -- whined like a Tampax model about aother team's conduct, when his own team is a flagrant offender of the "unwritten rules" that he cried about others breaking. Ten years from now, if Nancy Kerrigan Tomlinson is still in the NFL, I still won't be able to separate him from that. That was one of the worst displys of whining/poor sportsmanship/lack of class I've seen in a long time.

He also told us what a great guy he was... by informing us he hasn't been to a dogfight in years. Yes, the guy really is that fucking stupid.


A little advice for Michael Vick Tomlinson -- just shut the fuck up. Whatever it was you were about to say... it was fucking stupid. Whatever you were about to tell us about the world according to Sugar Ray Tomlinson...save it -- it was just going to make you sound even more stupid, no easy feat.

[Dinsdale]

Could go with LT2???

Nope; I'm sorry,that's the wrong whiney little bitch.....

That'll RACK -btw.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

LaDanian "The Dick I French Kiss" Tomlinson

[Goober McTuber]

LaDanian “The Galloping Ghost” Tomlinson
LaDanian “Bayonne Bleeder” Tomlinson
LaDanian “Three Fingers” Tomlinson
LaDanian “Refrigerator” Tomlinson
LaDanian “OJ” Tomlinson
LaDanian “The Great One” Tomlinson
LaDanian “Chocolate Chunder” Tomlinson

[Risa]

Ladanian "Special Delivery" Tomlinson

I like it.

Ladanian "Lights Out" Tomlinson

Like that one, too.

"Irish" Ladanian Tomlinson
Ladanian "The Flying Finn" Tomlinson

Workable.

Ladanian "The Terrible" Tomlinson

That's too 70s.

Ladanian "The Splendid Splinter" Tomlinson

Sounds like a curse.

What about Neon Tomlinson? Showtime Tomlinson?

[Dinsdale]

With the way OJ Tomlinson whines and cries about other people's conduct, while making a complete classless jackass out of himself doing it, I think he should be nicknamed:

Ladainian Innocent Bystander Tomlinson.

We can call him IB for short.

[RevLimiter]

I bet it makes the haters really, really mad that LT is the top player in the league.

Uhm...no.

Tom Brady would be the top player in the league, unfortunately.

Manning would be a close second.

WRONG. Last time I checked LT HAS MVP SCOREBOARD. Tom Brady doesn't have that. P. Manning doesn't either. LT is the best player in the NFofL. PERIOD. END OF DISCUSSION.

Night Train Tomlinson is a whiney little bitch, whose complete lack of leadership will always make him inferior to players like Brady and Manning.

Winners grow a bigger set of balls when they get bested -- losers whine like little bitches. Neon Ladainian has made it very clear which one he is.

Yes he did- the best player on his team, in his league. VERY clear indeed.

What brought this on anyway?

I'm not familiar with any radio show jokes to that æffect, but it's pretty much a no-brainer comedy bit.

Chargerfans are so over-the-top fucking stupid that they think using previously taken nicknames for players is fresh. And the Human Highlight Tomlinson is devoid of any class, so even he hasn't pointed out that one of the best players in history went by his initials, LT.


And while the other LT is trying to live up to his namesake by donning the stupidest looking earrings he can find, he's still always going to be the real LT's bitch -- since the league also gave LT the part of his jewelry collection that counts.


Damn, what a stupid little bitch that tard is. Besides comlie stats, what has he done? Let's see -- whined like a Tampax model about aother team's conduct, when his own team is a flagrant offender of the "unwritten rules" that he cried about others breaking. Ten years from now, if Nancy Kerrigan Tomlinson is still in the NFL, I still won't be able to separate him from that. That was one of the worst displys of whining/poor sportsmanship/lack of class I've seen in a long time.

He also told us what a great guy he was... by informing us he hasn't been to a dogfight in years. Yes, the guy really is that fucking stupid.


A little advice for Michael Vick Tomlinson -- just shut the fuck up. Whatever it was you were about to say... it was fucking stupid. Whatever you were about to tell us about the world according to Sugar Ray Tomlinson...save it -- it was just going to make you sound even more stupid, no easy feat.

MY GOD do you really believe the BULLSHIT that comes from your keyboard??? Bitter much?

DenseHole, you can BITCH and WHINE and COMPLAIN all you want to about LT, but the fact remains that he is the BEST PLAYER IN THE NFL. Just because he went to a dogfight when he was a kid doesn't make him fucking Public Enemy #1. Just because he isn't down with some guys from the Patriots acting like the classless N*GGERS that they are when they beat the Bolts doesn't make LT a "Tampax model", and save your bullshit about what the classless N*GGERS on HIS team did during that game- I GUARANTEE you that Marty S., the veterans on that team, and more than likely LT addressed those fuckholes after than game and dealt with them.

Hell, I'm DONE on this topic but if yourself and the other nutlickers that continue to hate on a guy that has BIG scoreboard over that league (yeah, I guess that little 31TD stat doesn't mean SHIT either, right?) wanna keep it going, then knock yourselves the FUCK out....you just look more devoid of any common sense whatsoever with every click of your "Submit" buttons.

[Dinsdale]

yeah, I guess that little 31TD stat doesn't mean SHIT either, right?

Nope, it sure doesn't.

Sin,
The Indinanapolis Colts

and save your bullshit about what the classless N*GGERS on HIS team did during that game- I GUARANTEE you that Marty S., the veterans on that team, and more than likely LT addressed those fuckholes after than game and dealt with them.

First off, celebrating a win certainly isn't an activity exclusive to African Americans, and I don't see why someone doing it would warrant a racial epithet.

Second, moron -- his complete fucking jackass of a cheating teammate did that shit ALL SEASON LONG. 17 fucking times. Fine "veteran leadership" there -- wait until the season is over before the "leader" says something to his teammates about being a classless jackass?

Thanks for reinforcing my point, idiot.

And in case your memory is in inverse proportion to your fat intake -- Mr Coffee Tomlinson saved his most vitriolic comments for Bill Belichick. Regardless of his conduct, a derogotory name for a black person hardly fits the bill.


The Dolts were really good at dishing it out all season long. When it came time to take in return what they had fully earned, their true character came to the forefront.

[Mike the Lab Rat]

Satchmo Tomlinson
Pretty Boy Tomlinson
Whitey Tomlinson
Catfish Tomlinson
Lady Bird Tomlinson
Jelly Roll Tomlinson
Pee Wee Tomlinson
Chi Chi Tomlinson
Flounder Tomlinson
Pinto Tomlinson
D-Day Tomlinson
Hoover Tomlinson
Otter Tomlinson
Bluto Tomlinson
Dean Wormer Tomlinson
Whoopi Tomlinson
Picabo Tomlinson
JFK

I'll make a concession to the Tomlinson-lovers: he's got one MVP award, like the real LT, so, if Tomlinson snags at least 2 Super Bowl rings, makes it to at least 10 Pro Bowls, gets on the NFL's 80th, 90th, or 100th anniversary team, gets named to the new NFL All-Time Team, gets the record for most NFL Offensive Player of the Year awards (or at least 3) AND gets into the HOF...then I MIGHT be persuaded to call him LT2.

OK?

[Cueball]