PA Follies, vers. 4,390

[PSUFAN]

From the land that brought you Microwave Penis, Nyquil Label Wallpaper, and Matchbook Babysitters...

[font=Arial Black]Municipal Fire Disasters![/font]

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07199/802529-100.stm

Addison Township supervisors were burning trash when they accidentally burned down the municipal building and destroyed a brand new truck.

Great fucking going, guys. I suppose a GLAD BAG is just to simplistic, eh? Shit - when you want something to go away, a peach pit, or a picture of the boys team-slumpbusting Mt. Rumplewife, or the day's lunch container, don't place it in a garbage receptacle...BURN IT WITHIN ARM'S REACH OF THE MUNICIPAL BUILDING, yep, you got 'er. Then, leave the area for a while, while the flames are starting to lick at the building and a brand new pickup truck.

Sound strategy. Darwin's been slacking mightily this month, so somebody's got to show him up, I guess...

[Luther]

"This won't look good on a resume."

Sin,

Adrian Cronaur
Addison Township Supervisors

Rip City

[Douchebag]

those weren't "township supervisors" you STUPID FUCK. that was my boy who represents the Schwan's mobile sales division in the Eastern Region. the very dude who hooked me up with a booth so i could sling some corn dogs for extra cash when we were in the Burgh hunting you down. yeah, he cut ties with Rollins and is working with ME now, ASSDICK. he just wanted to send a fuckign MESSAGE that i'm still all business and i'm NOT fuckign around here. i'm comign back, PSUFAN. i'm a fucking PROFESSIONAL and i'm coming back to the Burgh and after YOU. things are on the up and up for me here in Frisco. i've got some side jobs going, i'm building up that bank account with dis cheddar and i'll be back on the east cizzoast fo SHO!

HOLLA, YA'LL! HOLLA!

[quacker backer]

I dont know about you but I kinda missed this dork

[PSUFAN]

Douchebag, you're holed up in The Castro? Say hi to m2ool, will ya? Or give his cock a little squeeze with your much-aggrieved sphincter muscle, more likely.