took a trip to the pbg zoo

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:56 am

man there were some rude ass bitches at that fucking zoo. plus since the zoo is basicly a circle, with very little room its like walking down a hallway when you were in high school.plus the parking sucked ass.

The parking sucked, and getting in and out of there was a pain in the ass..

overall a 4 out of 10.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:09 am

"You didn't like the Pittsburg zoo? You should have taken PSU, he loves the zoo."

sin,

Some mob driver in ROCKY

Rip City

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:24 am

I was at the Pittsburgh Zoo this spring. We went on a weekday, so getting in and out was easy. But it is seriously fucking outdated with a lot of weakly populated exhibits (like the nearly non-existent reptile collection). Mark Cuban should buy that zoo.

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:33 pm

mace thats a great idea, but i think my grandma would have a heart attack when she opened that card..

btw, are all Pittsburgh Steeler fans fat and disgusting and toothless?
i mean jesus, at a few of the exhibits I couldn't tell if we were on the right side of the glass...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:59 pm

The zoo is located in Highland Park - the neighborhood I live in. I'm there with the kids probably 30 times a year.

They've improved the zoo a little bit in recent years, they added the dinky aquarium, and they just added that "Water's Edge" thing with the polar bears...pretty nice. Generally there are some quality MILFs walking around there...but there are definitely a goodly amount of Hill Folk and OHiOans that come to gape at the beasts and ape their mannerisms.

Sometimes the apes do some funny stuff. I saw a baboon staging a version of Caligula one time. He was walking around tagging the bitches one after the other. He gave 'em each a few strokes, and then moved on. None of them seemed to even notice.

Maybe that's what things are like at Rootbeer's pad; I don't know. Polygamy might be cool as long as you have some hotties to work with, baboons or beasts like Annie in NM wouldn't cut it for me.