Tard alert - body modification

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:24 pm

I made it into that video for about a minute before I cringed and hit the x. Piercings and Tats have nothing on this new deal. Scars are in, huh?

I was at my doc just the other day and he's looking at my old knee replacement scar. I scraped it a few months ago and it just wouldn't heal. Every time I kneel down to do something, I'd break it open. Finally it healed, but now I've got three warts growing on the scar itself. wtf?

Anyway he gives me this sticky pad that has some medicine that will eventually kill the warts. I'm reading the material on it and it says it will get rid of corns in about a week, but warts would take up to 12 weeks. 12 weeks of wearing these goofy cut to size pads? I replace the pads every two days, it says. This is worse than the uh, ah, venereal warts I got during my single days many moons ago. I looked down at my club one day and I see a patch of tiny warts, and when I pissed I let out a yelp. Uh oh.

I ended up getting some doc with a white styrofoam cup with some liquid nitrogen dabbing that stuff on my new little buddies. Stuff worked like a charm but the doc had to wrap my johnson with some gauze. Thing looked like a frosted pig in a blanket. Unwar your partners sister that has big titties and a wart factory for a yack.

And for the record, I'll bet the following have either tats or piercings:

Dins...dragon and fire tat on his right calf
Rozy...tribal tat to his left bicep
Sudden Sam...Harley symbol on his left shoulder
MtLR...his Greek fraternity symbol on his right shoulder
Headhunter...left nipple pierced
mvscal...tattoo below his belly button that says, "If you can read this then you're a cocksucker."
Rumple...3 cherries tatted to his right buttock
Bsmack...Democrat donkey tat on his arm

Rip City

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:28 pm

Luther wrote: Dins...dragon and fire tat on his right calf

No tats. No piercing. No nothing...EVER. My body is freaking GORGEOUS, and needs no modifications to be the uberdude.

Nothing says "white trash" quite like tats and piercings.

I don't need externalities to scream to the world "LOOK AT ME, I'M COOL!!!" My everyday actions do that just fine, thanks. But I realize that doesn't work the same way for most.

mvscal...tattoo below his belly button that says, "If you can read this then you're a cocksucker."

I laughed.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:30 pm

Luther wrote:Stuff worked like a charm but the doc had to wrap my johnson with some gauze.

WAR "you're going to feel a little prick."

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:36 pm

Wrapped your johnson with his gaze?

IN!!!!

Sin,
YouKnowWho2

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:39 pm

Oh yeah. When the doc turned away from the freezer holding that long wooden q-tip my cudgel tried to head back into its shell, but this tortoise had no shell. My lil guy looked like a slug wearing a tan turtleneck.

Hurt like a bitch too. I remember it was around my birthday when this happened. This married couple gave me a "Jack Pack" for a gift that included a porn novel entitled, "Nora's Hungry Thighs", a Hustler, a tube of Vaseline, a pair of tube socks and a shirt that read, "NSU" which stood for Non Specific Urethritis. I used that pack religiously until I healed up.

Good painful times.

Rip City

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:42 pm

Dinsdale wrote:No tats. No piercing. No nothing...EVER. My body is freaking GORGEOUS, and needs no modifications to be the uberdude.

Nothing says "white trash" quite like tats and piercings.

I don't need externalities to scream to the world "LOOK AT ME, I'M COOL!!!" My everyday actions do that just fine, thanks. But I realize that doesn't work the same way for most.

Rack that. I have never and will never understand what makes people waste their money mutilating their bodies.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:46 pm

Luther wrote:Dins...dragon and fire tat on his right calf
Rozy...tribal tat to his left bicep
Sudden Sam...Harley symbol on his left shoulder
MtLR...his Greek fraternity symbol on his right shoulder
Headhunter...left nipple pierced
mvscal...tattoo below his belly button that says, "If you can read this then you're a cocksucker."
Rumple...3 cherries tatted to his right buttock
Bsmack...Democrat donkey tat on his arm
Risa...Fit to scale map of Africa on its ass

Rip City

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:52 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Luther wrote:Dins...dragon and fire tat on his right calf
Rozy...tribal tat to his left bicep
Sudden Sam...Harley symbol on his left shoulder
MtLR...his Greek fraternity symbol on his right shoulder
Headhunter...left nipple pierced
mvscal...tattoo below his belly button that says, "If you can read this then you're a cocksucker."
Rumple...3 cherries tatted to his right buttock
Bsmack...Democrat donkey tat on his arm
Risa...Fit to scale map of Africa on its ass

Rip City

HAHAHA. And with an arrow pointing to the starfish with the lettering, "I am here!!!"

Rip City

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:01 pm

That dude(?) is growing some awesome looking cultures in his petrie dish.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:05 pm

Anybody up for some casual foot binding?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:28 pm

Dinsdale wrote:No tats. No piercing. No nothing...EVER. My body is freaking GORGEOUS, and needs no modifications to be the uberdude.

Nothing says "white trash" quite like tats and piercings.

I don't need externalities to scream to the world "LOOK AT ME, I'M COOL!!!" My everyday actions do that just fine, thanks. But I realize that doesn't work the same way for most.

DITTO and RACK.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:26 pm

Rumps has a tat of a butterfly on the small of his back.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:46 pm

Its a bird god dammit.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:57 pm

Dog wrote:Rumps has a tat of a butterfly on the small of his back.

Not sure why you would admit to knowing that.

May have something to do with you calling him "Rumps".

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:58 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Not sure why you would admit to knowing that.

I sware to God you and Cuda are the same person

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:03 pm

Of course you do. You’re a fucking idiot.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:15 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Its a bird god dammit.

RACK!

Sin,
Dan Vogel

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:17 pm

Anyway, what kind of bird exactly? And when Mrs. RumpleFourSkins rolls over and sees it, does she get hungry for chicken?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:19 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:And when Mrs. RumpleFourSkins rolls over and sees it, does she get hungry for chicken?

Love those chicken baby back ribs.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:21 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Anyway, what kind of bird exactly?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:29 pm

Mgo, were you scratching Goobs' back when making that post?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:38 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Mgo, were you scratching Goobs' back when making that post?

No. Does your wife claw at yours when she spots that tasty picture of wild game?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:58 pm

FTR, no paint on my skin. I think its retarded, but to each his own.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:57 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:FTR, no paint on my skin. I think its retarded, but to each his own.

Way to call people retards and then backpedal claiming you are non-judgmental.

FTR, I have three "paintings" on my skin...and I think you're retarded.

Next appointment, August 1st for a new tat.

Rootbeer · Post by **Rootbeer** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:29 am

Tats and piercings have got to be the most conformist thing you can do to your body. You wanna be original? Keep your body clean.