Bacefelice is bunnies -- and then he killed Kurt Cobain

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Bacefelice is bunnies -- and then he killed Kurt Cobain

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dudes/homos

it took me til NYC to accept the factthat there are no dudes in the demo and you know what? FUCKING EXCELLENT! i embrace this! id rather have homos any fucking day being that i am a gay mn trannie any fucking waay. just read your comments cos i dodnt know how to my blogs. swhats a kudos? im talking to the head of my sp[ace and im afraid to frickin ask, but im sooooo over the dudes, like i isaid having opend for metallica ive hjad the dudes and i prefer my frmale sof all ages and my young homos, colopur my ass liza im thrilled! move teh fuck ohvah scissor sistahs, im thrilled on the site you donthavr ot so much desrcibe yoru stykle as maybe your philophy opr jiust something about you what brands you like i dont give a fuck. but the home thing really got me as ove said sinc emy gen of homos allliked dance music and i fel alientated from my peeps as they went off vogueing, it was nnoying at best, by yall have grown up in lt rock nd ahhhhm fucking thrillllllled, never expected it for a sec , but here i coem Logo Advocte Gyuardian, baby!!!!! fey gay an dnot in my way.
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Is she telling us she has a dick or is she telling us she wants dick? I'm so confused.


Why'd you do it, Bace? Why'd you bullshit Kurt into that suicide pact?
And who did hold that gun? Why, man? Why?
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That's really not much different from reading one of your posts. This one would look lovely in TROTS.
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mvscal wrote:Gaycefaglice doesn't post here, and neither should you.
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I doubt Bace posts here anymore. If you follow the breadcrumbs you might find him at TT I think.


On occasion you crank out a post that reads as though this person were talking:


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Read into it what you will but that is intended as high fukking praise. Unfortunately those 'Nique like posts are far too few and infrequent. More of those please.

And enough of the little scam you're pulling where you appear to be calling someone out but are just using that device to post about topics you want to talk about. Lemme give you a hint: if it's Cobain and Ms. Luv you want to go on about, try the music forum.

Otherwise I'm sure you'll see more of the TroTs sordid clambake than you'd like.




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Bace got tired of waiting for the bunny avs.

Runn3d.
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orcinus wrote:Bace got tired of waiting for the bunny avs.

Runn3d.
Nyah... Poptart ran him
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A question, and then a few Larry King random thoughts.

What is Bacefelice's legacy?

Bad things come in threes -- bbq's wife's obesity, no sexual relations with that woman, impending divorce
.... or fours -- a beloved b-ball team got hosed by a gangstah

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poptart wrote:A question, and then a few Larry King random thoughts.

What is Bacefelice's legacy?

Bad things come in threes -- bbq's wife's obesity, no sexual relations with that woman, impending divorce
.... or fours -- a beloved b-ball team got hosed by a gangstah

Rootbeer is common sense.

e works for minimum wage.

Superstition is the finest piece ever recorded by a negroeo artist.

TardTrain is for dicklickers, girls, rejects, and Felix.
Another question and some more Larry King random thoughts:

Where is Fragnbastich and did Neely8 do the nasty with Frag's wife?

I don't understand why poptart lives on the wrong side of the earth

This board is weird.

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Judge Judy is a Grade A smack runner.

RACK her always.

But if she posted here the pin-dick admins would no doubt log her out whenever she was trying to tear @zz.

:meds:


Did Ken go on your 'try to canoe' trip?

Frag has a wife?? haha

NO way.

That's just message board b.s. talk, right Roots?
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Bace typed and typed until a plum-shaped pussy popped out of his perenium. He shed his unit like a clump of dandruff. Now he UBTFs and Doesn't Do That Here - god, when will the rain of blows be slaked?
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I thought I just saw him? So... who offended Bace?
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poptart wrote:
TardTrain is for dicklickers, girls, rejects, and Felix.
I've booked a flight to Seoul and I plan on giving you a Douchebagish beat down....

can you recommend any restaurants where they don't serve dog, cat, or sewer rats

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nobody ranned me. not poptart. we is like peas and carrots, me and poptart. peas and carrots and spices stashed in a clay pot and buried for a month in the backyard.

mvscal didn't runned me. In fact, I should have been around to see if he has pulled his head out his ass far enough to see the world revolt against his ignorant homies. must be lonely on the GOP ballsack these days, eh mvscal?

I didn't drop by t1b enough because there weren't enough posts from the likes of velocet. where are the primex's of our yesteryear? Not enough traffic here, and when there is traffic its usually from someone I have little interest in reading. trolltrain had lots of traffic and I could just put the painfully unfunny posters on ignore. Ignore most and read the funny people like EMonster. not trolltrain is mostly the unfunny people. not my idea of fun.

where is the funny? where is the group that initially split from steph's first board to form rtt? where is helmet? where is wallace J kogen? donde esta solamente uno pelota? where are the people that got tired of being thoroughly unentertained? I sure as fuck have not found a place that harkens to those salad days. My soul is troubled, for I need funny and I need lots of it. I guess I got runned by boredom, and other than the college football forum t1b is dripping with it.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:My soul is troubled, for I need funny and I need lots of it. I guess I got runned by boredom...
I've got dibs on the record player.

Oh, and stuff a sock in that bleeding gash, ya' fooking pussy.
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War Wagon wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:My soul is troubled, for I need funny and I need lots of it. I guess I got runned by boredom...
I've got dibs on the record player.

Oh, and stuff a sock in that bleeding gash, ya' fooking pussy.
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I'll ask the questions here, fella'.
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Hi Bace. Mvscal stopped swinging from the Bush ballsack around 2005. I personally think he's hanging onto the war because he's a vet, and vets get prickly about war and order and command and loyalty. But who knows. I don't.

Velo's suffering from 'White Man's Burden' blues. Dude's a burn-out. If you want traffic, there's Stucknut. What Trolltrain has is women.... lots and lots of women. It also has a main board you can't access without registering. What the fuck? Is there really anything that important happening there, that one has to register to read?

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War Wagon wrote:I'll ask the questions here, fella'.
I came up with some places where WarWagon is THE ANSWER!

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Following EM around in hopes of getting square on a bar tab is an exercise in futility.

Trust me on this.
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orcinus wrote:Following EM around in hopes of getting square on a bar tab is an exercise in futility.

Trust me on this.
well played. guy is pretty funny. now if only he could be around more.
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I'm glad you're not dead, Bace- imo
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Bizzarofelice wrote: "Is Ken Lay the biggest stain on the good name of the University of Missouri, or is there another?"
Elson Floyd. Not even close.
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