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Blondeinabenz
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Can someone show a tennis instructor from southern Cali the way to your Tennis forum? Thanks.
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Blondeinabenz wrote:Can someone show a tennis instructor from southern Cali the way to your Tennis forum? Thanks.
No problem. First, show us your tits. Then, head over here for all tennis-related matters. After that, come back here and show us your tits.
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Smackie Chan wrote:First, show us your tits.

After that, come back here and show us your tits.
Listen to the man, cupcake.
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A tennis scandal is brewing.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/news?slug=a ... &type=lgns


And in true Jeff Spicoli form, Jimmy Crack Safin offered his take on the matter ........

I don't really care," Marat Safin said. "Whatever people do, and whatever they want to do, I don't care. I just want to play my matches and enjoy my time. I've enough problems myself."



RACK!

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poptart wrote:A tennis scandal is brewing.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/news?slug=a ... &type=lgns


And in true Jeff Spicoli form, Jimmy Crack Safin offered his take on the matter ........

I don't really care," Marat Safin said. "Whatever people do, and whatever they want to do, I don't care. I just want to play my matches and enjoy my time. I've enough problems myself."



RACK!

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That prolly won't come to much, but this story is what I've heard about. Yevgeny's former coach told me a couple of years ago that he didn't know if the story was true or not, that Yev had denied it to him but that things looked bad. Apparently nothing came of it either.

ps: my tits stay inside my tennis shirt. Let's get that Tennis forum up, people!


In 2003, bookmakers reportedly suspended betting six hours before Russian player Yevgeny Kafelnikov's match in Lyon, France, against Fernando Vicente after a big wager was place on the Spaniard. Vicente, who had been winless for several months, won in straight sets. There was no suggestion either player was involved in wrongdoing, and no investigation was made by the ATP.

Several Russian tennis players were photographed a few years ago with Alimzhan Tokhtakhounov, a suspected mobster from the former Soviet republic of Uzbekistan who was accused of fixing the pairs and ice dancing events at the 2002 Salt Lake City Olympics.

Photographs of Tokhtakhounov with Kafelnikov, Safin and Andrei Medvedev were taken off Medvedev's Web site in 2002 after the man's arrest. Tokhtakhounov spent nearly a year in a Venice, Italy, prison but escaped extradition to the United States in 2003 on the Olympic rigging charges.
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If you don't want to show your tits now, I'd settle for showing the tits of whoever is in your avatar. TIA
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Blondeinabenz wrote:Can someone show a tennis instructor from southern Cali the way to your Tennis forum? Thanks.
Didn't you start this EXACT same thread over an Stucknut?

Actually, I already know the answer to this....I guess I just like being "correct"?

Show the boys your tits.

Danke.
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Sharapova looks snaggle tooth when she tries to do "pensive".
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Blondeinabenz wrote:my tits stay inside my tennis shirt.
Then you are of NO USE to us.

Beat it.
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Hey guy, blondeinabenz is a washed up, 50+ whore with saggies. Dont buy into her bullshit
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cinderella_undercover wrote:
Blondeinabenz wrote:Can someone show a tennis instructor from southern Cali the way to your Tennis forum? Thanks.
Didn't you start this EXACT same thread over an Stucknut?

Actually, I already know the answer to this....I guess I just like being "correct"?

Show the boys your tits.

Danke.
Similiar, but not exact because I know there is cross over among the boreds. So you are sadly INCORRECT.
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Ace wrote:Hey guy, blondeinabenz is a washed up, 50+ whore with saggies. Dont buy into her bullshit
Actually, no I'm not, pencil dick. Now run along and find me an Admin who can answer some questions for me.
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Blondeinabenz wrote:
Ace wrote:Hey guy, blondeinabenz is a washed up, 50+ whore with saggies. Dont buy into her bullshit
Actually, no I'm not, pencil dick. Now run along and find me an Admin who can answer some questions for me.
Hi, I'm the resident creepy Negro American bulldyke with a chip.
Pleasure to meet you. So can we see your titties anyway? :)
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Risa wrote:
Blondeinabenz wrote:
Ace wrote:Hey guy, blondeinabenz is a washed up, 50+ whore with saggies. Dont buy into her bullshit
Actually, no I'm not, pencil dick. Now run along and find me an Admin who can answer some questions for me.
Hi, I'm the resident creepy Negro American bulldyke with a chip.
Pleasure to meet you. So can we see your titties anyway? :)

You don't look like an Admin to me. Next?
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Post by Risa »

Blondeinabenz wrote:You don't look like an Admin to me. Next?
And I don't see a blonde or a benz in your avatar.
So what? to each.

Several have requested your titties. I'm joining in the chorus. You do
work out, and enjoy your body, and showing off your body, don't you?
So pleasure us with it.

Cheers.
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Ok, I'm an admin.


You gonna show your titties, or what?
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Post by fix »

Ok, I'm an admin.

Can those tits of yours hold up a beer can?
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FUCK! You dumb cunt are you going to tard up every fucking board I post at?
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