pulling tubes on TV, these days

[King Crimson]

why is that the TV version of smoking out of a "bong" people are leaving smoke in the tube? is it a cinematic thing? a "bro-hood" of sharing? i've seen it on Entourage a few times.
i don't get it.

sin,

owner of an original 2 foot graphics. not graffix. graphics.

[Rich Fader]

Because the actors are too pussy to inhale for real?

[Imus]

Yeah same kind of deal in the porno flicks. Guy is getting a great blow job, then pulls out and jerks off on her face. Hell Leave it in I say, let her suck out overy last drop of life in me. Bull shit on the pull out and jerk deal. Keep swallowing, I'll tell ya when i'm done.

[King Crimson]

they do it on Six Feet Under, too.

maybe it's an HBO thing.

[King Crimson]

Yeah same kind of deal in the porno flicks. Guy is getting a great blow job, then pulls out and jerks off on her face. Hell Leave it in I say, let her suck out overy last drop of life in me. Bull shit on the pull out and jerk deal. Keep swallowing, I'll tell ya when i'm done.

actually it's kinda the opposite of that. i think.

guy bust a load on the chick so you can see it. no one sees a clean pull out the bing. just smoking it up. and i don't think there is any reason to think they are actually smoking marijuana on TV. so, i'm not convinced by that explanation either.

is it a TV thing or aberrant smoking practices?

[Dinsdale]

Where I come from, if you don't clear the unit upon completion of sucking one down, it's a breech of etiquette punishable by ridicule.

And calling it a "tube" is a breech punishable with much "BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Do you pull some "Mary Jane" through the "tube" and get like totally "lit" while you work your way through a "lid"?


'Round these parts, we have a name for that -- we call that "no, officer, I don't know where to score any weed."


Next up -- the evil æffects of that dastardly party drug known as "X" (to people desperately trying to sound "hip").

[Smackie Chan]

if you don't clear the unit upon completion of sucking one down, it's a breech of etiquette

This applies to more than just hittin' a bong, ladies.

[Risa]

if you don't clear the unit upon completion of sucking one down, it's a breech of etiquette

This applies to more than just hittin' a bong, ladies.

Then have a man suck your dick, since a man knows best how to suck a dick.

The honor is in having someone perform fellatio upon you. Semen was not meant
to be swallowed and anyone who swallows is performing above and beyond the call
of duty. Treat it as such, not as a given.

Also, perform a self-taste test. If you can't stand your own taste, don't
expect someone else to stand it.

[Rich Fader]

Reese, I have no idea what manner of men you're hanging out with, but it's obviously a rather unsavory bunch (w'sup, T-Rodge?). I assure you that giving smokers is in no way, shape or form in my skill set. Nor, most likely, in the skill set of most men. Frankly, I don't even want to taste my own pearl jam, much less another man's.

[Risa]

I assure you that giving smokers is in no way, shape or form in my skill set.

Then never, ever, demand it of a woman.

A lot of dudes, face it, are two-faced when it comes to fellatio. You know your own sex. They have no problem receiving it, but they are less likely to return the favor. They don't want to consider tasting themselves -- but they are of the opinion that 'any hole will do' on a woman, and that it should be no big deal to her whether she takes it up the pussy, up the ass or down the throat. They are of that opinion because a woman is only a cumdumpster to them. You know your own sex. How many of the men you personally know have I just described?

Be honest. And Include yourself.

Anyway, if the old canard about women know best how to perform cunnilingus, then men know best how to perform fellatio. Karrine 'Supahead' Steffans should be the rule, not the exception; and yet how many women give a really good blow job? or even enjoy giving a blow job? And how many men bitch about wanting more out of a blowjob from their women? Add in the fact that most men have more stamina and more power than most women; and that too many women do shit because they think a man expects it, and not because they actually enjoy it; and frankly, more men have cast iron stomachs for just about anything than women..... it stands to reason that a man is going to have more Hoovering skills than a woman.

I know, I know..... a lot of women enjoy giving blow jobs. Yes, a lot of women do. Then again, a lot of women also say they enjoy fucking other women. It's not really true. They're just trying to hold onto a man. Instead of being appreciative, dudes take certain shit as gospel -- so the rest of us have to hear about how a fellow woman doesn't really enjoy doing any of that stuff, but she does it anyway so how can she better do it and learn to like it?

And you fools keep yourself intentionally ignorant. Because, you know, chicks are cumdumpsters, and one hole is as good as the other.

but it's obviously a rather unsavory bunch (w'sup, T-Rodge?).

As for T-Rog, what did T-Rog do (or didn't do) that's related to cock sucking, recently? I haven't listened to the show since the last century, so this may be a great story I've missed out on.

Frankly, I don't even want to taste my own pearl jam,

Then never expect a woman to suck you off to completion (her swallowing your load). If you can't handle yourself, don't ask someone else to. Period.

The next time you masturbate, whenever that may be, taste yourself.

It won't kill you; and if it does, don't ever ask for fellatio.

Now, you and yours can put that in your pipe..... :)

[Smackie Chan]

chicks are cumdumpsters, and one hole is as good as the other.

Now you're catching on.

[King Crimson]

Where I come from, if you don't clear the unit upon completion of sucking one down, it's a breech of etiquette punishable by ridicule.

And calling it a "tube" is a breech punishable with much "BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Do you pull some "Mary Jane" through the "tube" and get like totally "lit" while you work your way through a "lid"?


'Round these parts, we have a name for that -- we call that "no, officer, I don't know where to score any weed."


Next up -- the evil æffects of that dastardly party drug known as "X" (to people desperately trying to sound "hip").

maybe one day you'll be as interesting as you think you are. you still think indie music started in Portland in 1990. and have posted about it several thousand times.

[Goober McTuber]

Reese, I have no idea what manner of men you're hanging out with

Think inflatable.

[Risa]

Which part, JSC?

- too many men are sexually selfish?
- a lot of women are going down because they want men to like them, they want to please the men in their lives, not because they actually enjoy it?
- men don't return the favor near enough?
- men need to partake of themselves before asking a woman to partake of them?
- why men give better blowjobs than women?


by the way, it's all good. relax. you just got back from the hospital. didn't mean to turn your stomach.

[RumpleForeskin]

Risa, men know what is best for women. All we're trying to do is keep them healthy.

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com- ... yshows.htm

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

This story is a hoax btw

[Headhunter]

Reese, I have no idea what manner of men you're hanging out with

Think inflatable.

I was think something along the lines of "that deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure fucks a fat ole hog".

[Risa]

Risa, men know what is best for women. All we're trying to do is keep them healthy.

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com- ... yshows.htm


This story is a hoax btw

This story isn't:

http://www.ssonet.com.au/display.asp?ArticleID=6812

ORAL SEX CAN CAUSE THROAT CANCER

A study published in New Scientist found that those who have oral sex with multiple partners are 250 percent more likely to get throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex.

And “multiple”, to the team of researchers at Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health in Baltimore, Maryland, USA, means more than five partners – in your lifetime.

Look, there's nothing wrong with oral sex. I'm just asking y'all to be honest with yourselves about your gender's perceptions of oral sex, and women's place in oral sex. If you can't stomach your own semen, you have no business demanding oral sex of a woman. That's all.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

What kind of battle do you think you're winning here, Indentured Bystander?

Nobody on this board is going to stop asking their wife or girlfriend for a blowjob because some unemployed racebaiting scumbag on a message board claims it's wrong.

[Risa]

What kind of battle do you think you're winning here, Indentured Bystander?

Nobody on this board is going to stop asking their wife or girlfriend for a blowjob because some unemployed racebaiting scumbag on a message board claims it's wrong.

I'm not asking you to stop asking for blowjobs. I'm asking you to stop being selfish in the receiving of those blowjobs. How often do you return the favor? Or are you one of the dumbasses who thinks dick is one of the four basic food groups -- but only for women?

Taste yourself. If you like yourself, then go ahead spread the gospel of the yummy goodness of your seed.

If you don't like it, or you're too much of a punk to taste yourself, abstain from receiving (and expecting) blowjobs until you get over yourself. That's all. In the meanwhile, while you're getting over yourself, that doesn't prevent you from being even more giving -- cunni and tit wise, not 'my dick is a gift' -- to your wives and girlfriends.

The gay men who post here are obviously exempt from this.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

If I ran that argument past my girlfriend, she'd laugh it off and then reach for my zipper.

You stupid whore.

[Risa]

If I ran that argument past my girlfriend, she'd laugh it off and then reach for my zipper.

You stupid whore.

So run it past her.

You're not going to, are you? punk coward.

Here's a flip for ya: would you go down on your girlfriend if she refused to/seldom went go down on you? would you go down on her if she didn't like the way she tasted? would you go down on her if you didn't like the way she tasted? would you continue to go down on her, in that case, if she refused to/seldom went go down on you?

or: would you eat your girl's ass out if she refused to go down on you? would you eat your girl's ass out if it was something she liked, but something that you were not into? would you continue to eat her ass out if not only were you not into it, but she would stuff her ass in your face at all times.......bitch about you not tonguing her deeply enough.... but then seldom return the favor of going down on you?

Is she still gonna reach for your zipper, mgo?

women and men are different. i've heard too many women speak. y'all need to open your ears, too. i'm just saying, don't ask for something you wouldn't do, yourself, in her position.

[Goober McTuber]

i've heard too many women speak.

You couldn’t possibly hear anyone speak. You’re way too busy running your gums.

Fuck off.

Taste my own seed. Sheesh.

[PSUFAN]

Annie talking about sex in a thread - here come the {G} tags...

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Nobody on this board is going to stop asking their wife or girlfriend for a blowjob.

... ask? :?


There's actually chicks out there who'll do it regurlarly... without prompting.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You're right, ucant. I was just making a point. But really though, the "ask" can come in all varieties, including simply throwing down trou and dangling your dong in front of her maw.

[Goober McTuber]

You're right, ucant. I was just making a point. But really though, the "ask" can come in all varieties, including simply throwing down trou and dangling your dong in front of her maw.

You get BJs from her mother?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

MGO, are you related to Shoalzie... or is this whole sex with your cousins or gf's moms a Michigan thing?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You get BJs from her mother?

That's how their family rolls. I don't ask questions.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

MGO, are you related to Shoalzie...

No, but I did borrow a suit from a family member one time.

[PSUFAN]

Nobody on this board is going to stop asking their wife or girlfriend for a blowjob.

... ask? :?


There's actually chicks out there who'll do it regurlarly... without prompting.

"Chicks"? So you have ventured out of the horse stall section of the barn, eh? Good man. I do remember you seem to have a thing for Birds...

[Dinsdale]

you still think indie music started in Portland in 1990.

Actually, the first bigtime INDEPENDENT(that's what "indie" is short for-btw, "indie" fans... think about this the next time you buy a disk published by Atlantic of your favorite "indie" band) label to publish an alternative act that I can think of was Redrum Records in 1984, which was started by the Crazy 8's to print their Law And Order album(one of the all-time greats).

I'm sure there's probably earlier examples than this, but that's the first really successful one I can think of offhand. Of course, I'd love to hear about any others, since that would involve someone other than Risa posting about something other that dudes swilling their own seed.

[Mikey]

When I saw "pulling tubes on TV" I thought somebody was trying to fix their old Philco.

[Dinsdale]

I remember Dad pulling all the tubes out of the old B&W and taking them down to that big ol' super-cool tube tester at the PayLess. Figure out which one was bad, get a new one out of the drawers below, take them all home, and hope you get them back in the right spots.


Good times.

War -- watching until the little white dot disappeared.

[Mikey]

Even the test pattern could be pretty engrossing,
after "pulling a few tubes" of gold Columbian.

As long as you had a good supply of Doritos Nacho Cheese tortilla chips to keep you company.

[Risa]

you still think indie music started in Portland in 1990.

Actually, the first bigtime INDEPENDENT(that's what "indie" is short for-btw, "indie" fans... think about this the next time you buy a disk published by Atlantic of your favorite "indie" band) label to publish an alternative act that I can think of was Redrum Records in 1984, which was started by the Crazy 8's to print their Law And Order album(one of the all-time greats).

'Indie' is a musical style and a culture. 'Indie' is also a cinematic style and culture. The fact you have the curious need to mention that the first independent label to publish an alternative (which is shorthand for a musical style, itself) act was 1984, shows how small your picture is.

Of course, I'd love to hear about any others, since that would involve someone other than Risa posting about something other that dudes swilling their own seed.

Shall I leave that to you, as an expert, be it of your own or someone else's? :)

[Dinsdale]

Even the test pattern could be pretty engrossing,
after "pulling a few tubes" of gold Columbian.

As long as you had a good supply of Doritos Nacho Cheese tortilla chips to keep you company.

Calling bullpucky. Tube TVs were gone by the time Nacho Cheese Doritos came out.

[Risa]

Nobody on this board is going to stop asking their wife or girlfriend for a blowjob.

... ask? :?


There's actually chicks out there who'll do it regurlarly... without prompting.

And there are also chicks who do it regularly, without any prompting, because they think their men expect them to....... but that has nothing to do with actually liking to do it. Taste yourself. If a lick doesn't send you into seizures, she's probably sincere. Maybe. Not definite, but probable. If you can't stomach yourself, give her a congressional medal of honor and next time she gets into position tell her she doesn't have to, you have something for her instead.


Unless you suck at cunnilingus.

This is mostly directed to you dudes who expect women to be hoover wet-vacs, by the way. Those who don't mind women who spit/drool/ask for facials, get a pass.

[Risa]

Even the test pattern could be pretty engrossing,
after "pulling a few tubes" of gold Columbian.

As long as you had a good supply of Doritos Nacho Cheese tortilla chips to keep you company.

Calling bullpucky. Tube TVs were gone by the time Nacho Cheese Doritos came out.

Your grandparents died when you were a babe?

[Dinsdale]

Upon further review -- Doritos came to be in the mid-60s. Couldn't easliy find out when the nacho cheese flavor was introduced. For myself, I don't remember the flavored Doritos being heavily marketed until the late 70s/early 80s. Although their counterpart, Fritos were popular.

Your grandparents died when you were a babe?

All but one died before I was born. So there.

[Mikey]

Even the test pattern could be pretty engrossing,
after "pulling a few tubes" of gold Columbian.

As long as you had a good supply of Doritos Nacho Cheese tortilla chips to keep you company.

Calling bullpucky. Tube TVs were gone by the time Nacho Cheese Doritos came out.

What can I say...

I had an old TV when I was in college.