I'm too fuckin' old for this.....

[Mister Bushice]

Great. Another thread headed for the shitter.

First Risa, and now the return of M2ool?

What the fuck, is there a "one spamming tard at a time" sign on the door of this place?

[Blueblood]

"Now where's my pipe?"

Great. Another thread headed for the shitter.

First Risa, and now the return of M2ool?

What the fuck, is there a "one spamming tard at a time" sign on the door of this place?

[Ana Ng]

Yeah. He tried to claim he was playing in a band, but he pussied out when I called him out on it.

He did post this pic of a punk rock chick he thought was hot. It was some titless leather bound he-she that looked like her own brother who plays guitar. There's a pic of her here somewhere. You had to squint through the drool in his post about her to even read it.


This all started when I mentioned some months ago that I was in a band that did covers of classic rock and blues, which jimmy has tried very hard to smack-morph into a hairspray* metal group, with little success.

And yeah I'm still in it, and still having fun with it. Always will.



* Which is rather ironic, considering the amount of gel the fucker goes through on a daily basis.

Well, I really don't know what to say to all of this......but I just didn't wanna leave you hangin' in this derailed thread?

Quick, I'll hold the portal open just a few seconds longer. You jump through, and then I'll hike my purse off to you and dive-roll out.

[OCmike]

Good point, Lames…

After all, what IS the Flyover without:

Smog
People
Gangs
Drive-by shootings
Riots
Two hour commutes
TV helicopter chases
Hippies
High taxes
Fucked up ballot initiatives
Traffic jams
”Medical” marijuana
Over-inflated real estate
Nancy Pelosi
An “unlivable” cost of living
Illegals
Over-rated football
Bilingual education
San Francisco
Steaks served smothered with “sauce”….

Feel your pain, Mace: I work in this soup. That said, rack your take on winter. I’d rather drip than hafta clap my hands just to regain the feeling in my double-gloved fingers.

War Four Seasons….

That whole list is fine and all, I just got a kick out of SF being considered a "negative" to living in CA. Easily one of the nicest cities to visit in the state.

[Raydah James]

Then the imaginary punk rock band he claims to be a guitarist in.

Okay, wait.....NOW I'm intrigued?!

Just when I thought I was out, you PULL ME BACK IN?!!!

Pardon Bitchshice, Cin-he's a pathetically old and bitter Jurassic Park gimp who brags about playing in a cover band, of all things.

And yeah I'm still in it,

Tears Jerry, Tears.

Cue Slitshice looking in the mirror uttering Stuart Smalley's "You're Good Enough, You're Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You"

Its over, Land of the Lost-you'll never be anything more than a fucking dive bar punchline.



After you get through laughing CU (which you'll find to be few and far in between while reading a fucking bushlice post) you can take note of how this ballsmoking colon commando bragged about having 'Big Legs' for his boyfriend to latch onto when porksword is being inhaled in the "Height/Weight" thread.

You'll find that he, as well as many other gameless tards who shit the bed here on a daily basis, has an incredible arsenal of groundbreaking 'Hairgel' smack..........even though I've never used Gel. Fighting back is futile, as these Land Before Time dumbfucks have no hair to speak of.


I'd call him 'Raydah James lite', but that would indicate that he has any type of discernable fucking talent. "Shitcorn" suits him much better at this point.

I'll hike my purse off to you

This makes more sense than you'll ever know, CU.






So who's your football team......and do you follow it closely or are a casual fan?

[Mikey]

Ah, Fallbrook-The place where people who cant afford to live in San Diego move to. Southern Temecula can do whatever TF they want to try and make believe they're part of "San Diego", but those who live here know the truth.

Carlsbad is part of "San Diego"? The truth? Tears Jerry. Go back to La La land where you really belong. We've got too much pollution around here as it is.

Tell me what you pay in rent in "Carlsbad, San Diego" , maybe I'll give you the most recent appraisal on the home that I OWN, and we'll see who can afford to live where.

[Raydah James]

Tell me what you pay in rent in "Carlsbad, San Diego" , maybe I'll give you the most recent appraisal on the home that I OWN, and we'll see who can afford to live where.

I pay nothing in "Rent", dumbfuck. The mortgage I've been paying for quite some time is around the 3000.00 dollar range (although I pay a little more to knock down the principle) a month with the Bristol Cove Association fees included.


You lose, gramps.

Sucks having a youngin' like myself kick your decrepid old ass at the game of life, huh?


Enjoy your shit weather in South Temecula, bitch.


[marq=left] [/marq] [marq=right] [/marq]

[Mikey]

So, Fallbrook weather is shit (must be why a lot of major nurseries have their growing grounds there), and you still think that Carlsbad is in San Diego.

Nice try son. Not really.

Enjoy your overpriced condo.

Bwahahahah.

[Raydah James]

Enjoy your overpriced condo.

Bwahahahah.

I live on the fucking water in a huge crib complete with a 2 car garage (which also has built in shower to rinse off-RACK ME)

You live in Temecula light years away from anything resembling wetness.



Game Over, tard.



Ask anyone in SoCal where they'd rather live, and they'd start laughing. Add to the fact that waterfront homes are worth a fuckload more than anything else here and never lose value, and the choice becomes obvious.



And Memo to Mikey and the rest of you fucking life losers who whine about "overpriced" shit-if you can more than afford it and have fuck off money to spare, it isnt "overpriced".........thats called "in your range". The pathetic ineptitude on display here is high comedy-I mean, did any of you dumbfucks get anything beyond a high school diploma?

[Goober McTuber]

Which one is yours, Jimmie?


http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&g ... &z=18&om=0

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I bathe in caviar and use Dom as a skin moisturizer. The heating system in my 250,000 square foot mansion consists of a pile of Benjamins I burn when I get cold. I buy new Lamborghinis every other week because I love nothing more than that new car smell. I fuck a different porn star every night of my life. You're all my bitches.


Epic stuff, SoCal homos. I am enthralled.

[Raydah James]

Which one is yours, Jimmie?


http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&g ... &z=18&om=0

Damn, it almost looks as good from the sky as it does from my balcony.



......and knowing which street I reside on is more than enough info at this point for the spreadsheeting RTS'ers. I love where I live though, and couldnt be happier with the location and home.



Essentially, the same place in a comparible L.A. locale (Manhattan Beach) would go for at least twice as much, and THAT is certainly out of my price range.

[Goober McTuber]

SoCal homos.

Redundant.

[Raydah James]

The angle some of you dipfucks take when "what you own" discussions come up is laughable.


None of the shit I own should be out of anyone's range who has busted thier ass and managed thier money correctly. Im far from being fucking wealthy, but do live decently due to a ton of hard work good decision making over the years.

[Mikey]

There's a reason they call your lagoon "Agua Hedionda".

(look it up dipshit)

[Raydah James]

*whimper*

The "reason" its called that is: There is no reason. There are multitudes of people on the water jetskiing and boating every fucking day, and it doesnt "smell". Stupid fucking name altogether.


Either way, You lose old man.

[Mikey]

Guy who pays $3,000/month for a fucking CONDO on Foul-Smelling Water Lagoon picks up his ball and claims victory.

Rich.

No wonder the property prices around here have gone through the roof (good thing I bought 8 years ago when it was a little more reasonable) when you have brain damaged Angelino assholes like RJ paying any asking price to get out of the shithole they're from. The really unfortunate thing is that you can take the asshole out of the shithole but you can't take the shithole out of the asshole.

And now Carlsbad, which used to be a really nice little beach town, is just turning into another overcrowded shithole.

[Goober McTuber]

I'd rather eat my own ass with a plastic "spork"

Well that’s a pretty picture. In an earlier thread you asked for a photo of my large American penis. I think I just stumbled across an even trade.

[War Wagon]

I bathe in caviar...

You bathe in fish eggs?

I always knew you were one sick puppy, ucant, but I didn't know just how sick 'till now. :wink:

[Raydah James]

Guy who pays $3,000/month for a fucking CONDO on Water claims victory.

Along with signed, sealed, and delivered BODE for owning a piece of property worth more than yours, shitskin.



Now run along, scrote slurper-I've become bored with beating your Temecula residing ass the fuck down.

[Mikey]

I don't live in Temecula, moron. But you do live on Foul Smelling Water Shithole Lagoon.

[Raydah James]

I don't live in Temecula, moron..

Temecula, South Temecula.......whats the difference?

Sin,

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Fallbrook ... p&ct=title




The funniest part about your melt?

The fact that no matter what you say or how you spin it, you couldnt afford to live where I do.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Rich.

You rang?


My furniture is made out of gold. My 40x40 (that's miles btw, not feet) patio is made out of diamonds, not cement like you poor ass bitches. I have so much money, I make Zyclone look like a pauper. WA$$$$$$$$$$$$UP BITCHE$$$$$?!

[Mikey]

I don't live in Temecula, moron..

Temecula, South Temecula.......whats the difference?

Sin,

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Fallbrook ... p&ct=title

Not even in the same county. So, which do you prefer for Carlsbad...South Oceanside or West Escondido?

Oh that's right. You still think that Carlsbad is in San Diego.

[Raydah James]

caviar and Dom

I cant fucking afford them, Therefore they are overpriced.


-Mikey

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Hey, you guys comparing dicks? I'll compare dicks.

[Raydah James]

Jesus Fucking Christ..............Mgo, what the fuck is that shit?

[Goober McTuber]

IRIE LAGOS. He posted some recent photos at .net.

[Invictus]

Rich.

You rang?


My furniture is made out of gold. My 40x40 (that's miles btw, not feet) patio is made out of diamonds, not cement like you poor ass bitches. I have so much money, I make Zyclone look like a pauper. WA$$$$$$$$$$$$UP BITCHE$$$$$?!

I put gold flakes in my food because it makes my dookie twinkle.

[Raydah James]

IRIE LAGOS. He posted some recent photos at .net.

Fucking speechless over here.



I thought bong ripping losers were fat sluts for the most part........not stunt doubles to He-Man's arch enemy.

[Mikey]

caviar and Dom

I cant fucking afford them, Therefore they are overpriced.


-Mikey

LOL.

I pay about half the mortgage you do for a property that's probably worth 50% more. You know why that is? It's because most of the value of my home belongs to me. Not to some subprime lender like yours. I probably have more equity in my house than your property is worth, and you don't even own it. And you have BODE?

Not only that, but it would take a Dinsdale 9 iron to hit a golf ball from my front door to the house "across the street".
You can probably hear your neighbors fucking through your shared bedroom wall. Yeah, you have huge BODE.

Have fun on your stinking water shithole lagoon, listening to your gay neighbors sodomize each other.


Don't get me wrong though, CONDOS are always a good investment.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

RACK MGO for posting an amazing wytched picture of some asshat tonguing a dong.


Oh wait... that shit's real?

[Ana Ng]

I live in Fallbrook

Ah, Fallbrook-The place where people who cant afford to live in San Diego County move to. Southern Temecula can do whatever TF they want to try and make believe they're part of "San Diego County", but those who live here know the truth.

This may have helped a little from the beginning, but knowing the way this place is wired......prolly not much.

(which is why I think I've been spending a little more time here lately)

You guys were actually working TOGETHER in this thread at one point??

So-Cal representation just fuggin' IMPLODED?!!! Bwahahahaaaa!!

[Jerkovich]

Oh Mikey, don't you wish you were living on the outlet of the sewage treatment plant?

That's not a shower in the garage, it's a decon unit.

Of course, it doesn't bother Gatder, smelling like shit is normal.

[Raydah James]

I pay about half the mortgage you do

Do you? Because I distinctly remember your fatass crying more than once about 'having to borrow against your equity'


You starting to see why you're widely regarded as a fucking idiot by the entire board?


At least you arent stupid enough to argue the fact that you couldnt afford to live here.

for a property that's probably worth 50% more.

No, it isnt. I bought when the market was extremely soft, and its gone through the fucking roof since then........and this market is still considered semi-soft.

Don't get me wrong though, CONDOS are always a good investment.

You cant even pay your fucking mortgage without borrowing against your equity, yet you're all of the sudden playing 'real estate appraiser?'.


Buwahahahaha.


Get fucked, old man-nobody, especially me, gives 2 fucks about what you think is a good waterfront investment.

[Mikey]

I live in Fallbrook

Ah, Fallbrook-The place where people who cant afford to live in San Diego County move to. Southern Temecula can do whatever TF they want to try and make believe they're part of "San Diego County", but those who live here know the truth.

This may have helped a little from the beginning, but knowing the way this place is wired......prolly not much.

(which is why I think I've been spending a little more time here lately)

You guys were actually working TOGETHER in this thread at one point??

So-Cal representation just fuggin' IMPLODED?!!! Bwahahahaaaa!!

Fallbrook is in San Diego County.
You may go join Brainfart James under the dunce hat.

[Mikey]

I pay about half the mortgage you do

Do you? Because I distinctly remember your fatass crying more than once about 'having to borrow against your equity'

Then your memory is about as sharp as a bar of soap. Refinancing at an historically low interest rate is not the same a 'having to borrow against your equity". Most people know that. I'm not surprised that it's too complicated for you to understand.


You starting to see why you're widely regarded as a fucking idiot by the entire board?

You're speaking for the "entire board" now". LOL!! the only people you speak for is former shithole dwelling assholes that are now turning Carlsbad into shithole by the stinking water lagoon south.

At least you arent stupid enough to argue the fact that you couldnt afford to live here.

You have no idea what I could afford. The truth is that I'm smart enought not to want to live in an overpriced CONDO where I can hear my neighbors fucking through the walls at night.

for a property that's probably worth 50% more.

No, it isnt. I bought when the market was extremely soft, .......and this market is still considered semi-soft.

Stop confusing the market with your boyfriend's dick.

Don't get me wrong though, CONDOS are always a good investment.

You cant even pay your fucking mortgage without borrowing against your equity, yet you're all of the sudden playing 'real estate appraiser?'.

And you haven't even learned to make sense.


Buwahahahaha.


Get fucked, old man-nobody, especially me, gives 2 fucks about what you think is a good waterfront investment.

And yet you seem determined to convince me and "the entire board" that you're some kind of real estate genius. Pathetic. Just. Fucking. Pathetic.

[Ana Ng]

Ah, Fallbrook-The place where people who cant afford to live in San Diego County move to. Southern Temecula can do whatever TF they want to try and make believe they're part of "San Diego County", but those who live here know the truth.

This may have helped a little from the beginning, but knowing the way this place is wired......prolly not much.

(which is why I think I've been spending a little more time here lately)

You guys were actually working TOGETHER in this thread at one point??

So-Cal representation just fuggin' IMPLODED?!!! Bwahahahaaaa!!

Fallbrook is in San Diego County.
You may go join Brainfart James under the dunce hat.

Ummmmm, yeah......I'm AWARE of that? (hence the "joke")

It'd be kinda hard to crack someone for "pretending" to be part of SDC if they actually WEREN'T??

Think about it.

Now, think about it again.

There ya go.....you see?

[Raydah James]

Yeah, im sure that was just another "Mikey" with the same faggot avatar that cried about borrowing against his equity last year.








Much like your team-You're an absolute loser of a shitbag. You and your sorry fucking Temecula location deserve each other, bluehair.

[Mikey]

Ummmmm, yeah......I'm AWARE of that? (hence the "joke")

It'd be kinda hard to crack someone for "pretending" to be part of SDC if they actually WEREN'T??

Think about it.

Now, think about it again.

There ya go.....you see?

OK, so I'm getting a little senile.
It's not my fault.