Y'all Might Wanna Steer Clear of Alabama...

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Looks like the wife and I will have to cancel our summer vacation to Fuckwater AL. Thanks for the 411 Sam.
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Damn, next thing you know, Sam might recommend avoiding Vallejo.

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Well now where are my cousin and I going to fuck?
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Headhunter wrote:Well now where are my cousin and I going to fuck?
Check your pms.

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Headhunter wrote:Well now where are my cousin and I going to fuck?
That would be in the butt, Bob.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Headhunter wrote:Well now where are my cousin and I going to fuck?
Check your pms.

-Shoalzie
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Thought you were referring to this gem:

Man Killed in Argument Over Football
Heather Jensen
hjensen@wrbl.com
Monday, August 13, 2007


East Alabama authorities believe an argument over football ended in gunfire and death.
35-year-old Ramonda Mitchell of Montgomery was killed early Saturday morning in Wetumpka, Alabama. Mitchell attended a back-to-school event there the night before.
According to the Elmore County sheriff, the man was shot when a group from Wetumpka got into a fight with a group from Prattville, Alabama over who had the better high school football team.
Three Prattville high school students and a Montgomery teenager have been charged with the murder.
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A.C. Crut wrote:Thought you were referring to this gem:

Man Killed in Argument Over Football
Heather Jensen
hjensen@wrbl.com
Monday, August 13, 2007


East Alabama authorities believe an argument over football ended in gunfire and death.
35-year-old Ramonda Mitchell of Montgomery was killed early Saturday morning in Wetumpka, Alabama. Mitchell attended a back-to-school event there the night before.
According to the Elmore County sheriff, the man was shot when a group from Wetumpka got into a fight with a group from Prattville, Alabama over who had the better high school football team.
Three Prattville high school students and a Montgomery teenager have been charged with the murder.

Are we sure he didn't shoot himself for being named Ramonda??
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pitiful all right.

it is a damn ppity that somebody didn't cap his ass about 16 years ago before he was able to piss in the gene pool. What are the odds of a Daquan not ending up in the big house before he's 20?
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Headhunter wrote:Well now where are my cousin and I going to fuck?
Check your pms.

-Shoalzie
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I don't get it...

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Shoalzie wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Check your pms.

-Shoalzie
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I didn't get it...
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Post by smackaholic »

steering clear of bama is generally pretty good advice, unless maybe you're somewhere in south western tennessee where steering clear of bama might mean an altercation with mississippi.

I think I'd take my chances with bama.
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