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August 21, 2017-- mark your calendars
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Mister Bushice
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No need to wait 10 years. Just Invite KC Paul over for lunch.
EDIT:
Check that. What the fuck was I thinking? Don't offer to feed the fat fuck unless you have a line of credit at the grocery store, or can take out a second mortgage.
Amend that to read invite "KC Paul over during daylight hours".
Lock the fridge and hide the pets beforehand.
EDIT:
Check that. What the fuck was I thinking? Don't offer to feed the fat fuck unless you have a line of credit at the grocery store, or can take out a second mortgage.
Amend that to read invite "KC Paul over during daylight hours".
Lock the fridge and hide the pets beforehand.
Last edited by Mister Bushice on Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:41 am, edited 1 time in total.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
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Re: August 21, 2017-- mark your calendars
I am taking any and all action on whether or not Wolfman will be alive to witness this most spectacular of events!
the action you should be taking is whether this board
is still around then--
I'll take the under on that !!
is still around then--
I'll take the under on that !!
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
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"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
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"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
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Smackie Chan
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smackaholic
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I'll take 20 on the over for wolfie. He's gonna hang around and milk that fat teachers pension for awhile.
As for the board, it's survived a few years now on terry schiavo like activity, so maybe it will drag on that long.
Predictions for others.
Luth is damn near wolfman aged but not as healthy. I gotta take him for my top pick in the troll lack of shelf life category. JSC will probably also lose the gastrointestinal war he has been fighting for awhile.
This sux as I like both. Unfortunately ltsturd, tivo and the rest of the tin hat brigade will probably still be hanging in there like a bothersome hemroid.
As for the board, it's survived a few years now on terry schiavo like activity, so maybe it will drag on that long.
Predictions for others.
Luth is damn near wolfman aged but not as healthy. I gotta take him for my top pick in the troll lack of shelf life category. JSC will probably also lose the gastrointestinal war he has been fighting for awhile.
This sux as I like both. Unfortunately ltsturd, tivo and the rest of the tin hat brigade will probably still be hanging in there like a bothersome hemroid.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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RevLimiter
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Jsc810 wrote: Perhaps one day, but I'm still fighting. I see the surgeon on Monday, hopefully there will be a procedure in my near future.
Sorry if my spreadsheet is out of date, but didn't that all start out with diverticulitis?
My buddy had that when he was early 30's. The genius doctors kept telling him nothing was wrong, and that "you drink too much."
Even after several trips to to hospital, they kept telling him nothing was wrong, or he had heartburn. Then, when he was almost dead, they decided that maybe there was something wrong after all, and maybe they should go in and stitch up that intestine, and removed the grapefruit-sized abcess.
Since most doctors are approximately 10% as smart as they think they are, good luck with that.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
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Thanks for the updates, guys. This changes everything. My current odds.
1.)First poor bastard to croak:
Wolfman -1120
JSC +10
2.) Next hospital admittance:
Wolfman -3500
JSC +30
3.) Years left on earth before becoming wormfood:
Din's liver - 120
Wolfman and JSC (combined #) +110
Bet heavy or don't bet at all, bitches.
1.)First poor bastard to croak:
Wolfman -1120
JSC +10
2.) Next hospital admittance:
Wolfman -3500
JSC +30
3.) Years left on earth before becoming wormfood:
Din's liver - 120
Wolfman and JSC (combined #) +110
Bet heavy or don't bet at all, bitches.
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Mister Bushice
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It might help stop the obstruction if you'd just stop shoving random objects up your ass.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
On a golf course somewhere in the South, a ruddy faced man with a resemblance to a traffice cone is sprinting to the clubhouse to find a computer.Jsc810 wrote:sigmoidectomy
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 on Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:30 am
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Right. Because unlike you, I actually respond to Vic. He's a funny poster
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