30 - 3

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:53 am

Probably should be moved to MLB forum, but this is definitely worthy of more attention.

The Texas Rangers defeated the Orioles 30 - 3 tonight. The game took 3 hours and 21 minutes and the Orioles managed to throw 252 pitches in the game. Unbelieveable

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:18 am

since you reside in houston, why don't you go pull an eddie griffin and face fuck a freight train with your car, you ignorant tard.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:21 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:since you reside in houston, why don't you go pull an eddie griffin and face fuck a freight train with your car, you ignorant tard.

What does this have to do with anything?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:29 am

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap?gid=270822201

30 runs? That is pretty remarkable.

I guess the O's were saving their pitchers for the second game of the doubleheader.

Oh, and somebody got a save.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:45 am

Toddowen wrote:Bottom line....one team won and one team lost in a meaningless game.

Thank you Marcus Allen

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:16 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:What does this have to do with anything?

chinese coal miners have more grey matter than you do, idiot.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:20 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:chinese coal miners have more grey matter than you do, idiot.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:06 am

Toddowen wrote:...meaningless game.

huh?

It's the most runs scored in a MLB game since 1897.

Meaningless? Don't compare this game to your life, Todd.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:21 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:chinese coal miners have more grey matter than you do, idiot.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Just say some derogatory remarks about Pearl Jam like "Eddie Vedder likes to toss Stone Gossard's salad while giving Michael Moore a hand job before every show" and S_M will be melting in no time.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:27 am

Jesus Fucking Christ I have way too much in common with that fucktard.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:29 am

There-in might lie the problem.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:39 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:Jesus Fucking Christ I have way too much in common with that fucktard.

Actually tell him that Dave Abruzzese (sp?) was a much better for PJ than Matt Cameron ever is or will be and watch the mushroom cloud unfold.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:34 am

TenTallBen wrote: Just say some derogatory remarks about Pearl Jam like "Eddie Vedder likes to toss Stone Gossard's salad while giving Michael Moore a hand job before every show" and S_M will be melting in no time.

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Jesus Fucking Christ I have way too much in common with that fucktard.

nice outting of yourself.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:25 pm

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/boxscore.jsp?gi ... b_balmlb_1

Texas BP box score

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:40 pm

War Wagon wrote:Oh, and somebody got a save.

How does someone get a save when they’re up by 20-some runs? Didn’t you used to have to face the tying run, or something like that? Baseball sucks out loud.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:54 pm

If a reliever goes 3 innings he gets a save

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:29 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:If a reliever goes 3 innings he gets a save

Well, he should probably also get a little star he can stick on his locker.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:29 pm

A run scoring every 8.4 pitches. Bwah. That must have been fun to watch.

How does someone get a save when they’re up by 20-some runs? Didn’t you used to have to face the tying run, or something like that? Baseball sucks out loud.

Pitching rules in Baseball are wacky. Night before last, A Giants pitcher tossed 8 awesome innings, no runs allowed on 3 hits. In the 9th, he allowed two hitters to reach base, so he was yanked. At the time, the Giants were leading 1-0.

The relievers proceeded to blow the game as usual, but IF just one of those runners had been allowed to score by the pitcher who relieved the starter, and the two teams went into the bottom of the 9th tied 1-1 and the Giants won it there 2-1, the reliever would have gotten full credit for the victory, despite having pitched only 3 outs of the game and having been the one who delivered the pitch that allowed the run to score, as opposed to just shutting down the other team like he's paid to do.

The starting pitcher gets no credit for going 8 full scoreless, and on top of that, the Bully Meltdown actually resulted in him getting charged for the loss, because the shit pitchers in the BP allowed both of his runners to score, plus 3 more.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:05 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:since you reside in houston, why don't you go pull an eddie griffin and face fuck a freight train with your car, you ignorant tard.
What does this have to do with anything?

Only everything.

Response A: holy 8th batter getting 9 RBIs, Batman.
Response B: your wife is unimaginably vast. Her snizz makes a Thickburger look like a tofu roll-up by comparison. Good luck on not offing yourself whilst endeavoring to please her amongst her pock-pored humungousness.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:43 pm

pock-pored humungousness?

I think I got a new favorite adjective.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:03 pm

Ah yes, PSUFAN and is subordinates up to their same ol' tricks. You just don't get it do you. The more you smack my wife's weight, the more and more I post. This will only get worse for you. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:18 pm

PSUFAN and is subordinates

Is English against the law in Houstain? I thought you guys were like flag-wavers and stuff.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:48 pm

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:07 am

So has Pearl Jams Ten held up to the times? I say yes,not enthusiastically yes,but yes.One group that I cant stand much now is Guns N Roses.I never was a big Gn R fan but now they grate on me nerves.Welcome to the jungle is played day after day after day...

I also want to thank the Os for wearing out Texas for us,Sin Mariners fan.