Sig bet, Dins?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:36 pm

Oregon is favored over Houston by 14.5. I'll take Houston and 14 points. Bet?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:45 pm

Asking for points on a sig bet?

Weak.

Oregon will win by 24+. Easily. And I'll still give no points on a sig bet.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:01 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Asking for points on a sig bet?

Weak.

Oregon will win by 24+. Easily. And I'll still give no points on a sig bet.

Yeah, 'cus making that bet straight up will only make me look foolish in the eyes of others (don't respond with the "You alread are" jive). UofH sporting a new QB and going to one of THE most hostile stadiums in all of football??? They stand very little chance to pull the upset. Why would I even entertain the idea of a straight up bet?

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:52 pm

Why would you ask for a sig bet if you already have a bet with Orc?

BTW, you already look foolish in everyones eyes. So dont be worrying about that.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:58 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Asking for points on a sig bet?

Weak.

Oregon will win by 24+. Easily. And I'll still give no points on a sig bet.
Yeah, 'cus making that bet straight up will only make me look foolish in the eyes of others (don't respond with the "You alread are" jive). UofH sporting a new QB and going to one of THE most hostile stadiums in all of football??? They stand very little chance to pull the upset. Why would I even entertain the idea of a straight up bet?

Perhaps because by losing you’d get an opportunity to have something coherent and entertaining appear in your posts.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:16 pm

Mr T wrote:Why would you ask for a sig bet if you already have a bet with Orc?

BTW, you already look foolish in everyones eyes. So dont be worrying about that.

Its not a lifetime bet.

Hurrigangstah · Post by **Hurrigangstah** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:16 pm

i laughing over here. two mark bitches bettin on two mark bitch confrences.

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:26 pm

Hurrigangstah wrote:i laughing over here. two mark bitches bettin on two mark bitch confrences.

bite me

I am in just like Dinsie...
no points

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:30 pm

I might take that bet if they were playing at Robertson, but Autzen Stadium? No freaking way.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:49 pm

I was absent the day it was decided that all sig bets had to be even...no spreads....

sup w dat?

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:38 am

Well seer...

If you are the one starting the sig bet, you should be confident enough without the spread.

Shouldnt you?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:20 pm

Mr T wrote:Well seer...

If you are the one starting the sig bet, you should be confident enough without the spread.

Shouldnt you?

That is fucking dumbest thing I've ever read on this board.

The spread is there for a reason....to make the bet fair. Sheesh.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:32 pm

I've NEVER done a sig bet on the spread. That is just fucking weak.

You can throw a gentlemen's bet out there that you cover, even a monetary bet. But no sig bet unless the stipulation is, in the case Oregon beats Couger High by say 10 points, Rumple provides something like the following for Dins "Oregon may be no world beater but they can still beat Couger High with a weak effort."

No way can anyone claim :bode:

against the spread unless it's the pick'em game.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:47 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:I've NEVER done a sig bet on the spread. That is just fucking weak.

You can throw a gentlemen's bet out there that you cover, even a monetary bet. But no sig bet unless the stipulation is, in the case Oregon beats Couger High by say 10 points, Rumple provides something like the following for Dins "Oregon may be no world beater but they can still beat Couger High with a weak effort."

No way can anyone claim against the spread unless it's the pick'em game.

I would be open to bartering on the spread, but it wasn't even offered by Dins after the initial bet I made.

Screw the sig bet.

Dins, give me 12 points with the Cougs for $20.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:51 pm

That's the way. Spread is fair for monetary bets. Sig bets are for pride and pride alone. How can you take pride in losing a game by less than the spread? If I bet on A&M as a dog and they lose but cover the spread, I still am pissed and could care less about the money.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:53 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:That's the way. Spread is fair for monetary bets. Sig bets are for pride and pride alone. How can you take pride in losing a game by less than the spread? If I bet on A&M as a dog and they lose but cover the spread, I still am pissed and could care less about the money.

This so goes against my principles. I NEVER bet on my teams.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:01 pm

Short term memory much?

Dins, give me 12 points with the Cougs for $20.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:13 pm

What? No, I know I made the wager.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:34 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote: Dins, give me 12 points with the Cougs for $20.

RumpleForeskin wrote: I NEVER bet on my teams.

RumpleForeskin wrote:What? No, I know I made the wager.

Go back to stucknut. You fit in better over there.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:48 pm

What I am implying is that this is a first for me.

Hurrigangstah · Post by **Hurrigangstah** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:39 pm

yall lucky you dont play the brothers of cg. the oline so phat they got dubs on there kicks.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:53 pm

Hurrigangstah wrote:yall lucky you dont play the brothers of cg. the oline so phat they got dubs on there kicks.

A&M will bitchslap you in your house this year. Bring your guns, thugsta. You'll need'em.

Hurrigangstah · Post by **Hurrigangstah** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:30 pm

man you sayin all kinds of crazy shit. a and m aint gonna win nothin cos that cracker you got running the team aint done nothin without lt. you just another fly that texas gotta swat before they get punked in a bowl game. we dont need no guns cos our players just better than yours.

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:09 pm

I see we have someone else getting an early start to their campaign for CFB Board bitch already!

Can't believe the offseason's almost over!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:42 pm

"I'm willing to bet my team doesn't get killed THAT badly by your team."

MANLY!

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:51 pm

Admit it dins...

That "Oregon only beat Houston by 10" sig would be pretty brutal.

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:28 pm

no doubt

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:50 pm

I dunno -- if Bellotti doesn't pull his head out of his ass and run the ball up the gut with his two top-notch backs, beating anyone by 10 might be an ambitious goal.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:01 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I dunno -- if Bellotti doesn't pull his head out of his ass and run the ball up the gut with his two top-notch backs, beating anyone by 10 might be an ambitious goal.

I guess you're not taking the bet then.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:04 pm

When you offer up a hetereosexual bet, I might consider it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:13 pm

Dinsdale wrote:When you offer up a hetereosexual bet, I might consider it.

Be careful what you ask for. That could involve the she-beast.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:15 pm

Oregon vs Houston - STRAIGHT UP!

If Houston wins, Dins will slumpbust Rumplewife. But he has to provide his own grappling hook and scuba gear.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:23 pm

Dinsdale wrote:When you offer up a hetereosexual bet, I might consider it.

Again, instead of counteroffering with your own bet, you call me gay? Whatever. I knocked the spread down 4 points.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:33 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote: Again, instead of counteroffering with your own bet, you call me gay?

Sorry. I should have called you "stupid" instead.

I made a counteroffer, dipshit.

I won't be asking for any points when I offer up the sig bets next week. Because I have unwavering confidence in my team's ability to go beat a heavy favorite in a hostile environment.

Because that is how non-pussies roll.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:43 pm

Its not a sig bet anymore. Its a fucking monetary wager I am offering now.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:54 pm

I have no interest in making cash bets over the internet, be it here, or any other site.

But it's nice to see that after multiple people pointed out what a pussy you were, that you went ahead and changed the terms you originally offered.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:55 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I have no interest in making cash bets over the internet, be it here, or any other site.

But it's nice to see that after multiple people pointed out what a pussy you were, that you went ahead and changed the terms you originally offered.

Fine, I'll go ahead and own up to it. UH vs Oregon straight up one week sig bet. K?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:08 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Fine, I'll go ahead and own up to it. UH vs Oregon straight up one week sig bet. K?

Done deal.

Kinda sucks for you though -- if Houston wins, I'll be entirely too busy swinging from a shower rod to log into this site.

The name Jonathan Stewart is going to cause you nightmares after tomorrow-btw.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:15 pm

Dinsdale wrote:[Kinda sucks for you though -- if Houston wins, I'll be entirely too busy swinging from a shower rod to log into this site.

I can only hope.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:40 pm

Dins the negotiator.