Longhorn fan nearly castrated

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JayDuck
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Apparently the Longhorn fan was told he didn't have the balls to go into a Sooner bar.
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That story is pure bullshit. Everyone knows Texas fans don't have any balls to start with.
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Can you tear off glass balls?
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Post by FLW Buckeye »

Hell...

I thought castration was a prerequisite to becoming a Longhorn fan.


Mr. Beckett was just attempting to remedy an oversight. :twisted:
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WolverineSteve wrote:Can you tear off glass balls?

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Guy isn't even really a Sooner... Okie Light grad!
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WolverineSteve wrote:Can you tear off glass balls?
Gets it....nearly a month ago.

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