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Sirfindafold
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by Sirfindafold » Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:45 pm
Why Not? It beats jacking off.
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RumpleForeskin
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by RumpleForeskin » Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:56 pm
I can't answer this question for the simple fact that if I do, then it will set off a series of events that I will surely regret.
Sup Goobs, PSU, Mgo, Neely, and Ucant
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The Whistle Is Screaming
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by The Whistle Is Screaming » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:01 pm
RumpleForeskin wrote: I can't answer this question for the simple fact that if I do, then it will set off a series of events that I will surely regret.
You mean like deciding to date the future Mt. Rumple, asking said Mt. to marry you and not finding a Mt. big enough to hide from her on the day of your wedding?
btw- Yes, I'd still fuck that skanky bitch Ms. Spears.
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by Neely8 » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:38 pm
RumpleForeskin wrote: I can't answer this question for the simple fact that if I do, then it will set off a series of events that I will surely regret.
Sup Goobs, PSU, Mgo, Neely, and Ucant
I MADE A LIST!!! :D
Hell yeah I would still hit that. She is still in MILF territory....
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:39 pm
RumpleForeskin wrote: I can't answer this question for the simple fact that if I do, then it will set off a series of events that I will surely regret.
Sup Goobs, PSU, Mgo, Neely, and Ucant
Say what? You married and apparently continue to service a 350 lb she-beast, and you’re not sure if you could bring yourself to fuck Britney Spears?
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
RumpleForeskin
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by RumpleForeskin » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:41 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: Say what? You married and apparently continue to service a 350 lb she-beast, and you’re not sure if you could bring yourself to fuck Britney Spears?
No, I know what my answer is but it would just create.....wait a minute. I know what you are trying to do. Fuck off. Leave me alone.
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The Whistle Is Screaming
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by The Whistle Is Screaming » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:44 pm
Answer the question Claire.
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RumpleForeskin
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by RumpleForeskin » Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:11 pm
“You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas”
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber » Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:27 pm
You’d rather fuck the dancing boy? All righty.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
RumpleForeskin
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by RumpleForeskin » Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:30 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: You’d rather fuck the dancing boy? All righty.
No, I am "tap dancing" around the question.
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by Bucmonkey » Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:37 pm
Why not?
Go Bucs, Gators
XXXL
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by XXXL » Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:58 am
Sure.......
Mister Bushice
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by Mister Bushice » Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:39 am
RumpleForeskin wrote: Goober McTuber wrote: You’d rather fuck the dancing boy? All righty.
No, I am "tap dancing" around the question.
If You ever decide to have rumplewife tap dance with you, give us enough warning to enable us to up our earthquake insurance premiums.
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by Mister Bushice » Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:49 am
HELL no, but with the potential of rumplebeast doing the seismic salsa, I figure it's either that or teach my house to do the backstroke on our way into the Pacific.
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by General Peters » Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:13 pm
I'd fukk her.
I've already jerked off to the performance twice. Why is this even a question?
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by PSUFAN » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:11 pm
rumplebeast doing the seismic salsa
fearfully rackable.
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by Y2K » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:35 pm
A.C. Crut
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by A.C. Crut » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:19 pm
I'd chili-dog that ass and administer the double fish-hook while telling her C Aguilera was better. Then I'd wipe my cahck on her drapes and raid her fridge on the way out.
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by OCmike » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:24 pm
The "double fish hook"? 2.2.2.2.2.
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by Goober McTuber » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:33 pm
OCmike wrote: The "double fish hook"? 2.2.2.2.2.
Way to drop the ball on the Humpday Challenge.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Dog
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by Dog » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:45 pm
XXXL wrote: Sure.......
Ah, the irony of a user named "XXXL" posting in a thread about Mt. Rumplewife.
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by smackaholic » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:25 pm
anybody that says they would not hit the nicely padded version of britney is a straight up faggit.
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by KC Scott » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:25 am
A Muffin Top is the best part of the muffin.
Sin,
No it's not