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Why Not? It beats jacking off.
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I can't answer this question for the simple fact that if I do, then it will set off a series of events that I will surely regret.

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RumpleForeskin wrote:I can't answer this question for the simple fact that if I do, then it will set off a series of events that I will surely regret.
You mean like deciding to date the future Mt. Rumple, asking said Mt. to marry you and not finding a Mt. big enough to hide from her on the day of your wedding?

btw- Yes, I'd still fuck that skanky bitch Ms. Spears.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:I can't answer this question for the simple fact that if I do, then it will set off a series of events that I will surely regret.

Sup Goobs, PSU, Mgo, Neely, and Ucant

I MADE A LIST!!! :D

Hell yeah I would still hit that. She is still in MILF territory....
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RumpleForeskin wrote:I can't answer this question for the simple fact that if I do, then it will set off a series of events that I will surely regret.

Sup Goobs, PSU, Mgo, Neely, and Ucant
Say what? You married and apparently continue to service a 350 lb she-beast, and you’re not sure if you could bring yourself to fuck Britney Spears?
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Goober McTuber wrote:Say what? You married and apparently continue to service a 350 lb she-beast, and you’re not sure if you could bring yourself to fuck Britney Spears?
No, I know what my answer is but it would just create.....wait a minute. I know what you are trying to do. Fuck off. Leave me alone.
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Answer the question Claire.
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You’d rather fuck the dancing boy? All righty.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:You’d rather fuck the dancing boy? All righty.
No, I am "tap dancing" around the question.
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Why not?
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Sure.......
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You’d rather fuck the dancing boy? All righty.
No, I am "tap dancing" around the question.
If You ever decide to have rumplewife tap dance with you, give us enough warning to enable us to up our earthquake insurance premiums.
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HELL no, but with the potential of rumplebeast doing the seismic salsa, I figure it's either that or teach my house to do the backstroke on our way into the Pacific.
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I'd fukk her.

I've already jerked off to the performance twice. Why is this even a question?
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rumplebeast doing the seismic salsa
fearfully rackable.
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the seismic salsa
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I'd chili-dog that ass and administer the double fish-hook while telling her C Aguilera was better. Then I'd wipe my cahck on her drapes and raid her fridge on the way out.
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The "double fish hook"? 2.2.2.2.2.
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OCmike wrote:The "double fish hook"? 2.2.2.2.2.
Way to drop the ball on the Humpday Challenge.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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XXXL wrote:Sure.......
Ah, the irony of a user named "XXXL" posting in a thread about Mt. Rumplewife. :lol:
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anybody that says they would not hit the nicely padded version of britney is a straight up faggit.
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