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Slow Travis Henry.
Make Gay Cutler go back to pass.
Gay Cutler must go down, and go down hard.

Play solid special teams. :Flubber:

It was a welcome sight to see Oakland working 'underneath' w/good variety v. Detroit.
L. Jordan ran, caught, and ran some more ..... well.
The Raiders have a tight end -- newsflash!
Culpepper, unlike McCown, is not a noodle-arm.
He will go vertical a couple/few times, and punish Dungver.
Punish them well.
I like that punishment.

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Wake up, pops, you're dreaming.
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So, the Raiders straategy for the upcoming game is to put in a possibly washed-up QB who is up there wuth the "elite" in terms of sheer volume of turnovers he's responsible for in his career...

And you're going to use his arm to test Champ Bailey's skills downfield in the vertical game?


Uhm... good luck with that.
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And you're going to use his arm to test Champ Bailey and Dre Bly's skills downfield in the vertical game?
ftfy

and yeah, good luck with that.....

and I don't think Jordan is going to have near the success running against the Denver D that he enjoyed against the kittens
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poptart wrote:Slow Travis Henry.
Make Gay Cutler go back to pass.
Gay Cutler must go down, and go down hard.

Play solid special teams. :Flubber:

It was a welcome sight to see Oakland working 'underneath' w/good variety v. Detroit.
L. Jordan ran, caught, and ran some more ..... well.
The Raiders have a tight end -- newsflash!
Culpepper, unlike McCown, is not a noodle-arm.
He will go vertical a couple/few times, and punish Dungver.
Punish them well.
I like that punishment.

Oakland 21
Dungver 20
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What is Denver 19-5 over the Raiders the last 12 years?
Make it 20-5 after Sunday!

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Pep is starting-game over.


Raiders-31
Barbaros-17




EDIT: I just heard on Raider Radio that McCown is starting........


Why the fuck Kiff insists on hitching his wagon to this goddamn loser (who has a fractured finger on his throwing hand) is beyond me.

Nevermind.....Donks-17, Raiders 20
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James wrote:Why the fuck Kiff insists on hitching his wagon to this goddamn loser (who has a fractured finger on his throwing hand) is beyond me.
He wants to draft #1 again next year?

Yeah, I figured we'd see Culpepper this week too.

Hmmmmmm ...... ok.

If McCown gets the nod today, I tell ya what, he better take care of the ball.
If not, Raider Nation will lynch the guy if he wanders near the Black Hole next Sunday.
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poptart wrote:
James wrote:Why the fuck Kiff insists on hitching his wagon to this goddamn loser (who has a fractured finger on his throwing hand) is beyond me.
He wants to draft #1 again next year?

Yeah, I figured we'd see Culpepper this week too.
The best thing about having JaMarcus locked down for 6 years now is that Kiff will have no choice but to start him next year with the skill set Russell posseses. His hand will undeniably be forced by Mr. Davis as well if Josh continues to blow cock this year. RACK that.



Pep looks so much better running the offensive system than McAssClown does-to the point where its almost laughable. We absolutely need to go deep to Porter a few times in this game-especially given the history between him and Bailey, and McClown cannot do that with his noodle fucking arm.


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McCown's a good short range passer, and he's got good wheels.
Seems as if he's running the offense well enough.
But yeah, he and the deep ball don't see eye to eye.

Aside from ONE deep ball to Curry, everything was short range, screen, or underneath last week.
Hey, after watching last yrs offense, it was a welcome change, but I could see Dungver just clogging the short middle of the field and FORCING McCown to throw deep.
I'd like Culpepper a lot more if that were to be the case.
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Exactly Pop.


Denver's LB corps is the weakest its been in quite a few years, so we have that going for us.........I could see them attempting to clog the middle and have it blow up in thier face due to a missed assignment or 2. *fingers crossed*

We will need to go deep a few times to have any shot at a W.
poptart wrote: Hey, after watching last yrs offense, it was a welcome change
I agree. Cant remember the last time a Raider QB went 30 for 40 with over 300 yards........A quick guess says it probably happened the last time a number 12 was on our QB's jersey.



Rob Ryan's overrated fatass needs to pull his head from his colon as well and NOT run the fucking 3-4 ('sup last week) AT ALL. I mean, am I the only one in Raidernation who sees this guy as a complete and utter dumbfuck? For the millionth fucking time: our team does not have the personell and is NOT built for the 3-4.
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McClown. Fucking. Sucks.



For fucks sakes, just put Pep in-he cant do any worse than the 0 FUCKING POINTS and 2 int's McClown has put on the board.







FUCK.


Oh, and UNRACK mother nature for taking away the third pick in the FIRST FUCKING QUARTER that would've benched McClowns sorry pussy ass for good.

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If McCown gets the nod today, I tell ya what, he better take care of the ball.
If not, Raider Nation will lynch the guy if he wanders near the Black Hole next Sunday.
2 INTs

Pray for McQadrivion.
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poptart wrote:
If McCown gets the nod today, I tell ya what, he better take care of the ball.
If not, Raider Nation will lynch the guy if he wanders near the Black Hole next Sunday.
2 INTs

and yet almost ANOTHER one that just hit the defenders back.......


and we're only in the second fucking quarter.




This shit is unwatchable-we're GIVING the game away.


Pray for McQadrivion.
Surely.....I'll pray that Raidernation tears this cunt apart limb from limb. Fucking talentless douche.
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And Porter can choke on his own vagflaps too-Nice of him to do his best Candy Moss impersonation by half assing a route, not trying to chase down the DB who intercepted the ball, and not even attempting to swat away the other interception.


If we re-sign this cunt next year, I just might turn in my colors. Fuck his lazy ass and everything he fucking stands for.
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Raydah James wrote:
This shit is unwatchable-.
Sin,

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Kiffin looked somewhat jarred and shaken up when he rolled out for the second half........


Al must've lit his ass the fuck up.

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Stuart Schwag=Boy among Men. RACK Gannon for blasting his ass in the booth when he tried to tackle Henry too high and got pwnt.



BTW-Gannon is a fucking awesome commentator, as is Tom Flores and Plunkett. Fuck everybody else, I want these 3 guys in the booth together announcing the Silver and Black games until they all pass away.
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And Washington just got pulled from the game and is being chewed a new cock entrance by overrated DC for missing tackles and shying away from hits.


Fucking beautiful.



Off this shit team.
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false starts killing raidahs

mcown having a solid game, line starting to fuck him over. a few nice scrambles



looks like the rat went into victory formation a little too early
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Mother. Fucking. RACK!


Fuck me running-our D finally woke the hell up!





BTW-Ghey Cutler sucks just as much as McClown does.
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Adelpiero wrote:mcown having a solid game
He should have 5 fucking interceptions in this game.


Im not kidding.



Fukk him.
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Hey, Slob Ryan-feel free to mix in a fucking blitz one of these games you worthless fuckstain.



Fucking overrated POS.


Nobody in the NFL does less with more than this dipshit.
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Barry Sims should be cut immediately.



Fucking loser.
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jordan torching donks defense

looks like seabass gets a shot to win it
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Rat got over on that one.

Nice kick, Seabass.
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The ol' freeze the kicker bit worked, even the announcers thought the game was over. Whistles were clearly blown before the first attempt.
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Kiffin has to feel like Charlie Brown to Rat's Lucy right about now.

Upset was ripe for the taking.
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Good win, Denver.

Props to Oakland for showing much more heart than they've shown in a few yrs.
Running game and O-line is coming together.

Close division game on the road, you HAVE to MAKE key plays to WIN it -- Janikowski??

As orc said, it was there for the taking.
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Post by Felix »

Felix wrote:

and I don't think Jordan is going to have near the success running against the Denver D
pretty brilliant prognosticating even if I do say so myself..... :oops:

thanks to Jano for fucking the dog yet again......

props to Oakland for not laying down when they could have.....that's coaching
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I almost felt sorry for the 'duhs when that 2nd FG try doinked off the very top of the post. That's some leg Seabass has...

Props to the Raiders for a gutsy effort. I know duhfan isn't happy about moral victories, but you have to take some heart in knowing that your franchise is somewhat back on the right track and competitive again.
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I agree on McCown.
Rich Gannon washed his balls pretty good, but the passing game just isn't getting enough done.

psssst, .... Kiff, .... CUL PEPP ER.

Hey Jack, Jano is 1-5 this year, so no love here for the guy.

I'm not doom and gloom.
Oakland looks like a real team for a change.


Kiffin says there was no whistle prior to the snap on Jano's FG.

I'm sure the league office will give full ASSurance that their men on the field had it properly handled .... errr ... yeppp
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poptart wrote:Kiffin says there was no whistle prior to the snap on Jano's FG.

I'm sure the league office will give full ASSurance that their men on the field had it properly handled .... errr ... yeppp
You must have been in a loud bar or something Pop I could hear it plain as day on the TV I was watching, the first words out my mouth when the ball went through was “It doesn’t count the whistle had blown before the snap”
godzilla2002 wrote:What is Denver 19-5 over the Raiders the last 12 years?
Make it 20-5 after Sunday!

Denver 34
Oakland 13
Guess the only part of that I got right was the 20-5

Props to the Raiders for not quitting after falling behind 17-3
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Well great, you heard a whistle.
They need to use a blowhorn then, because the players sure didn't hear it.
I've watched that replay over and over and they PLAYED THE PLAY.
Kick good, game over.
Raider sideline in jubilation.

But sorry, the play that was just executed by all parties .... does not count. lol
Russia v USA basketball much??

Doesn't matter that the players played the play knowing it was THE play, because a guy standing on the sideline .... decided ... to call timeout.

And that is the other part of this that is so disturbing.
Coach tells referee, "hey, I'm going to call timeout, so be alert for that."

You have GOT to be kidding me.

Hey, either call timeout or don't call timeout.
Who gives a damn if he says he might be calling a timeout?

ABSOLUTELY ridiculous.

Imagine if coach tells referee that he is going to call timeout ...... and then doesn't.
What then?
Referee doesn't call timeout, ..... and then deceitful coach bitches and cries, claiming he DID call timeout but the referee didn't hear or recognize him.

I'm sure the league has some 'reason' why, like other sports, it's not required for the players to make a timeout call, but yesterday's baloney is evidence enough that it's a flawed policy.

Watch me, Mr Referee because I .... might .... be calling a timeout here in a few seconds.
LMAO x forever


Hey, why do these things, year in and year out, happen to the Raiders??
Truly an amazing phenomenon.
Last year we had the utterly ridiculous 'illegal forward pass' fantasy ruling in the SD game.
At least we've gotten our yearly hosing out of the way early this year.

Until such time as Oakland is able to field a dominant team that can't be done over by these incidents they will continue to happen.

Make the .... 2nd kick ...., Pollock.
That's how the Raiders have to roll.


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poptart wrote:Well great, you heard a whistle
Tart, anyone with volume on the TV heard the whistle
poptart wrote:I've watched that replay over and over and they PLAYED THE PLAY.
Kick good, game over.
Raider sideline in jubilation
Not if the play was blown dead before the snap
poptart wrote:Doesn't matter that the players played the play knowing it was THE play, because a guy standing on the sideline .... decided ... to call timeout.You have GOT to be kidding me.
Guess the refs whistle was close to the TV microphone and rack the Bronco Fans for making noise to try and fuck-up the snap!
poptart wrote:Hey, why do these things, year in and year out, happen to the Raiders??
Truly an amazing phenomenon.
Last year we had the utterly ridiculous 'illegal forward pass' fantasy ruling in the SD game.
At least we've gotten our yearly hosing out of the way early this year.
Until such time as Oakland is able to field a dominant team that can't be done over by these incidents they will continue to happen.
I hear ya, but this is not the same, it didn’t matter what two teams were on the field in this situation, once the whistle is blown the play is dead whether it be an inadvertent whistle or a perfectly timed timeout
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godzilla2002 wrote:Tart, anyone with volume on the TV heard the whistle
And so?

The players ... you know, the guys PLAYING THE GAME, executed the play in good faith.

If the play was 'blown dead' .... why did everyone go balls-out on the play?

Sure, once in while in sports we see a play blown dead, and couple/few guys fail to hear the whistle, and continue playing on.
But not 22 guys. lol

If a whistle was blown, then it was insufficient.
They need to use a blowhorn.

You can't have guys making plays in good faith, only to tell them after the fact that it didn't count.
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Good faith?

:mrgreen:

This is gripping after a loss, man.

Let it go.

Sucks that Seabass couldn't convert two in a row, but the Rat got over with the TO. Call it bush, if you will, but calling it a couple seconds earlier wouldn't bring a peep from your end.

Sucks to be Oakland fan after that game, for certain, but it was a strategic move that worked beautifully.
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Hey, why do these things, year in and year out, happen to the Raiders??
I see that pops is in midseason form already.

All is right and proper in T1B NFL forum.

We're both 0-2 'tart. Should make for an interesting wager, yes?
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War Wagon wrote:
We're both 0-2 'tart. Should make for an interesting wager, yes?
won't even be close....the rayduds will mop the floor with the Chefs
get out, get out while there's still time
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won't even be close....the rayduds will mop the floor with the Chefs


Will anyone score?
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