Would you buy a Hummer from Fergie?

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Would you buy a Hummer from Fergie?

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Fergie selling hummer on e-bay!

After performing at Live Earth and realizing everyone has a role to play in protecting the environment, Fergie decided to sell a hummer on e-bay!

Bid is > $64,000.00 as of this post!!

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Fergie in Bathroom, wiping off cheek!!

What's your bid?
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5 bucks.

10 if she swallows
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Nothing like saving the environment by selling it to someone else who might actually drive the thing.......
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When you first glance at the topic of this thread, it can be very misleading and disappointing when you actually click on it. :-(
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Neely8 wrote:Nothing like saving the environment by selling it to someone else who might actually drive the thing.......
I thought the same thing!
RumpleForeskin wrote:When you first glance at the topic of this thread, it can be very misleading and disappointing when you actually click on it. :-(
Some people add to a thread, Some people actually improve a thread, others just piss and moan!!
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Adidas could use that...
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sure if the seats were cleaned
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When I would debate with some of my buddies about whether she was sexy or not, they were always strongly on the negative because of this "piss myself onstage" thing. I had never seen exactly what they were talking about, but there it is. What's the story with that? I'd still facefuck her, are you kidding me?
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mvscal wrote:
MickBastard wrote:What's the story with that?
She pissed herself onstage.
Obviously she's a performance artist.
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mvscal wrote:
MickBastard wrote:What's the story with that?
She pissed herself onstage.
they should change the name to the Black Eyed Pees.....
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mvscal wrote: For pissing herself, I suppose.

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Rock on...
Something isn't right about that pic. If she pissed herself, you'd think there would be more of a stain?

Maybe, she was horny and got off whilst performing and oozed love juices through her pants, or maybe she's a squirter.

Or, she has really bad crotch rot and that's some vile, yeast like stain. The guy to the right looks like he is covering his mouth in an attempt to stifle his vomit.
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