Van Halen with DLR is back

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:16 pm

Sure, this is a smack forum for about 10 posters while the rest of you suck ass.

Heard that Van Halen is going to be in Fresno on November 29th. They love this place for some reason. David Lee Roth loves this shithole as does the former fraud singer Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar. In fact, Sammy is opening up a Cabo Wabo 2 in Fresneck near Hoover High School. That may not suck. Back in the 80's Van Halen with DLR came to Fresneck all of the time. The same stage AC/DC was booed off stage for not having it together back when.

Van Halen is coming back fools! They are going to be old, fuck up the music, mebbe die on stage. I want you fuckups to recognize before this threat gets shitcanned to the fat fuck Dennard forum. BTW, I heard he was a filthy nig nogger... Don't want to be that guy. I would have posted this in the music forum but Dennard is still rotting away his fat ass and stinking up his coffin. Don't dig him up yo.

Hope they don't Axl Rose this shithole by saying someone is ill.

Lastly, fuck all of you that hates Van Halen.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:32 pm

Shit troll chimes in on cue.

Fuck off you jealous tard.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:59 pm

Count VH in with the rest of the Dinosaurs hauling their carcasses around on tour buses and private jets in an attempt to assrape the public for 100 bucks a seat.

Fuck em.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:11 pm

Congrats, AP - looks like you got a couple of beer cans open this morning.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:13 pm

trots

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:31 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Congrats, AP - looks like you got a couple of beer cans open this morning.

Never had a problem with you other than you being a nutsack swinger...

I'll stick a beer can up your reamed out ass if you want. I can put on the gloves for my protection too bitch. Better after seeing the shit stains on your man's booty pants.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:36 pm

Van Halen is fucking gay. How could anybody still listen to these clowns?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:43 pm

DLR couldn't sing live 20 years ago, his vocal suckage level now must be epic. When he went on tour himself a half dozen years ago, he couldn't hardly sing at all.

They'll sell out the shows, but I can't imagine anyone easily replacing what Michael Anthony brought to the band.

I wouldn't go see em if I was given a ticket. Eddie is a total infantile dickhead.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:32 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Van Halen is fucking gay. How could anybody still listen to these clowns?

45 year old alcoholics who can't hold a job for more than three months, for starters...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:20 pm

Never had a problem with you

Jesus Christ - is this really what your response is to a line of smack?

Are you going to burst into tears if I don't say Gesundheit after you burp up Eddie VH cum bubbles, too?

Van Halen getting together is the worst idea since Papa Liberace penetrated his wife's babymorass instead of her anus for once.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:15 am

PSU and "smack" doesn't "mix" pal. I doubt your shit-stained drawers that stick to your pasty white ass before you peel them off would disagree with me either.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:23 am

zz, the only reunion you can possibly anticipate is that of you and your Flying Underwater Navy Astronaut era waist size.

Jesus. I can't believe you haven't "checked out" yet. Why do you linger?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:25 am

And a canatard shit-trroll chimes in.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:39 am

Atomic Punk wrote:And a canatard shit-trroll chimes in.

Sorry, did I step on your cunt-flaps? Oops...

Quebec > zz

...but feel free to come up here and spend your USA pesos. I figure you could stand a few more rejections before you
flatline in your lonely apartment.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:17 am

Actually canatard... I've spent a few pesos in canaduhhh. I've found that the girls were hungry for cock. Something you limpdicks can't get up. I'm not bullshitting either. The girlies were from Montreal too. Big titties and didn't seem to like you pieces of shit you goddamn fucked up shit troll.

Let me tell you something else you piece of shit... yet you know allllll about me, but I've never heard of you until Perk started this board. You are a fucking shit troll.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:38 pm

AP reminds me of Rizzo with the spell check turned on today.

What'cha drinkin' ZZ?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:01 pm

Probably whatever he can keep in focus long enough to grab.

I'm not bullshitting either. The girlies were from Montreal too.

I'm calling bullshit. There probably was only one "girlie".

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:32 am

there's some good live VH stuff on youtube, from about Diver Down or Women and Children.....when they were good, sort of. like Oakland 81 show in particular.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LfYjgcOaIUU

nice Petey Townsend move by Ed.

that's about as far as i'd go to see them unless it was free and i was front row. i hate nostalgia acts.

Jump is one of the worst, stupidest songs ever recorded. my uncle bought me VH, VH when i was in 4th grade. i still like that riff on like ain't talking 'bout love.

edit: worst thing ever.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=36sNO5sBW_w& ... ed&search=

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:13 pm

I'm sure you can probably find video on youtube of AP sucking off EVH in some back alley somewhere.

Your obsession with these washups is quite sad, dude.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:24 pm

TenTreesBent is an ankle biting tard. I got one for you Ben, how about YOU getting liquored up and go out on a drive today? Hopefully the impact with another tree will end your tard-ass life this time.

Jeez, you are a bitch of bitches.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:40 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:ankle biting tard.

Do you have anything else to bring to the table? You don't really think this KC-style material of yours is getting it done, do you?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:56 pm

MG-Blow, the fucking tard has been ankle biting me for months about Van Halen, etc. at .net. Now the fucker comes over here to do the same. He's a fucking parasite.

A shitty poster like yourself NEVER posts threads/topics/anything... but pieces of shit like you snipe and sit back thinking you're the shit. Well pal, you are the shit.

If you've ever posted a thread then I must have missed it you know why? It's because you are an unknown boring piece of shit with no life experiences. Your entire history on the boards has been as a shitty sniper. Just like TTB.

Now YOU are telling me to bring something to the table? What do you have? What have you done? I'll tell you... you ain't done shit but being a fucking loser tard muther fucker that shits on posts more than LTRDS or whatever hs nick is... bitch.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:01 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Do you have anything else to bring to the table?

Stupid fucking question, Magoo.

If he did, don't you think we would have seen at least a small glimmer of it by now?

The ratio of tards to smackers/conversationalists/functioning brains is much, much, much higher than 1:1. Any time this condition exists, the Tards will find their strength in numbers, like most vermin do. They don't do it intentionally, as a concerted effort, since they lack the intellectual capacity to do so. It comes as more of a societal glitch.

But the condition exists. And due to the sheer volume of fucking tards here, sometimes it's easy for them to blend into the woodwork... for a time. But sooner or later, the nature of the Tard overwhelms their tard anonymity, and they'll eventually rear their floppy head, often in the form of an ill-timed "YOU'RE AN ANKLE BITER!!!!"

I mean, let's take a look at those who have employed this "technique" lately...

It's been one of TiC's staples for a long time.

KC&P Paul is a bigbig fan of the "ankle" "smack."

Anotomically Punked? Always quick with the ankle-accusations.

Mister Buschice has tossed his hat in that ring-of-droll recently.

So to anyone who's even considering typing the words "ankle biter" as a response -- well, it was probably an inevitable conclusion that this was the company you were destined to keep.

Somehow, it kind of fits in with the whole "better to keep your mouth shut and be assumed a tard, than open your hole and remove all doubt."

Then again, any sort of reason is lost on anyone who ever thought "ankle biter" was some sort of valid response to... anything. If your defense-mechanism leans towards the "ankle biter" view of things, you're beyond any hope of being anything but a card-carrying tard.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:05 pm

Well pal, you are the shit.

Yes. And?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:13 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:If you've ever posted a thread then I must have missed it you know why?

I'm gonna go with "passed out on the floor next to the futon and box of Cheezitz."

It's because you are an unknown boring piece of shit with no life experiences.

I suppose going from job-to-job, apartment-to-apartment every 90 days would earn you a few of those. Well done.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:22 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Do you have anything else to bring to the table?
But the condition exists. And due to the sheer volume of fucking tards here, sometimes it's easy for them to blend into the woodwork... for a time. But sooner or later, the nature of the Tard overwhelms their tard anonymity, and they'll eventually rear their floppy head, often in the form of an ill-timed "YOU'RE AN ANKLE BITER!!!!"

I mean, let's take a look at those who have employed this "technique" lately...

It's been one of TiC's staples for a long time.

KC&P Paul is a bigbig fan of the "ankle" "smack."

Anotomically Punked? Always quick with the ankle-accusations.

Mister Buschice has tossed his hat in that ring-of-droll recently.

Be careful pointing fingers there, cliffy:

Dinsdale wrote:Posted: 09 Aug 2006 07:09 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

You're assuming I don't WANT to come across as a "childish egoist"?

How very Van of you.

Keep telling yourself whatever is necessary to make it through your day, VanK_Pick.

No really...it's because you're so cool that people tell you what a fucking dork you are...really. You've got it allllll figured out, cowboy.

Now Van -- I suggest YOU get off MY ankle. If I tell you you're a fucking dork, you will either take my word as law, or you will silently disagree.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=18107

So what we have here is bigmouthsdale not only using the term he vilifies others for using, but he does it in the classic KC "IKYABWAI" Style.

and Dinsdale also wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:
Posted: 16 Jul 2007 07:57 pm

Don't judge my overall taste based solely on my ankle.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?p=442535

A true Tard among tards.

So to anyone who's even considering typing the words "ankle biter" as a response -- well, it was probably an inevitable conclusion that this was the company you were destined to keep.

Seeing that you've done it, I now deeply regret being in your company.

Somehow, it kind of fits in with the whole "better to keep your mouth shut and be assumed a tard, than open your hole and remove all doubt."

Somehow, taking your own advice seems far more appropriate.

way to KYOA again.

now be sure to run away from this thread, pretend this never happened, and hope that it will eventually go away.

King of the tards, you are.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:32 pm

Wow. It doesn't take much time on this board to realize you have no sense of humor whatsoever, but now you're using that as a basis for superiority?

Holy douchecicles, Batman!

Uhm... I guess it's no major wonder how you could miss the intent of someone dropping an "anklebiter" on KCPaul. Maybe because he's done it to everyone and their brother about 40 times in his posts that preceded that?

Light coming on yet?

Think that over for a second, then see if you can't figure out why you're universally regarded as a humorless dweeb.

Or, should I start pointing out that you just dropped "I know you are, but what am I" smack in your last post?

See how that works, you complete dumbass?

And maybe you should quit flattering yourself so much. If I vacate a thread, it's generally because YOU and your twin have made it unreadable. If you think otherwise... well, that would be about par for the course. If you had the ability to understand why you suck so fucking badly, you wouldn't suck so fucking badly. It's the connundrum of the tard.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:00 pm

Nice try, spinsdale, but you can't hve two sets of rules. You resorted to ankle biting smack twice, to two different people. Compared to every one else that you pointed fingers at, you are the grandfather of ankle biting smack.

Hell for all we know, you are the inspiration for the IKABWAI smack, given the gem you rolled up into one neat bundle over a year ago.

So save it. You've done this kind of ridiculous spinning before, although it never used to take you three days to dream up an angle. You must be slipping.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:17 pm

Back to the original topic, VH with Roth was actually one of the more entertaining concerts I've been to over the course of my life. Sure their music isn't top shelf, but the band back at the beginning was a refreshing change from all the disco that permeated the airwaves and a whole lot less pretentious than other "serious" rock bands. DLR was and is, first and foremost, an entertainer. He never claimed to be Mozart.