Let's start it up. Your top 15.

Fuck Jim Delany

Moderators: 88BuckeyeGrad, Left Seater, buckeye_in_sc

Goober McTuber
World Renowned Last Word Whore
Posts: 25891
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm

Post by Goober McTuber »

T REX wrote:Does anyone realize that OSU vs UF was an OOC game

So was PSU-Tennessee and Wisconsin-Arkansas.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Post by Dinsdale »

Goobs... how dare you?

SEC losses to other conferences don't count... EVER. SEC OOC wins count double, of course.


One can only assume this is because the SEC, as a general rule, is fairly miserable when it comes to mathmatics. This becomes quite evident when you look at their schedules.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
SunCoastSooner
Reported Bible Thumper
Posts: 6318
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:07 am
Location: Destin, Florida

Post by SunCoastSooner »

Harvdog wrote:1. USC
2. LSU
3. Florida
4. West Virginia
5. Cal
6. Texas
7. PSU
8. Oregon
9. Oklahoma
10. Wisconsin
11. Rutgers
12. South Carolina
13. BC
14. Ohio State
15. Alabama
Homer it out Harv. Have you watched any college football this seaon yet?

This is why I don't like the polling in general and pray for a playoff so that asshats with bias don't screw it up for the rest of us....
Last edited by SunCoastSooner on Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:07 pm, edited 1 time in total.
BSmack wrote:I can certainly infer from that blurb alone that you are self righteous, bible believing, likely a Baptist or Presbyterian...
Miryam wrote:but other than that, it's cool, man. you're a christer.
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, Sunny, yer cards are on table as a flat-out Christer.
User avatar
T REX
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 2368
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:40 am
Location: Tampa

Post by T REX »

I gotta ask....playing devil's advocate....that because the SEC went 1-2 vs the Big 10 that the big ten is better????? The Big 10's top two teams were aboslutely destroyed.....literally.
Back-to-Back-to-Back National Champions

Florida Gators: Champions in Basketball '06, Football '06, and Basketball '07
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Post by Dinsdale »

T REX wrote:I gotta ask....playing devil's advocate....that because the SEC went 1-2 vs the Big 10 that the big ten is better?????

Well, that would be using some retarded logic, wouldn't it?

Kind of like declaring superiority over a conference because you went 1-2 against them.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
L45B
Commanche Hero
Posts: 4354
Joined: Sat Jan 22, 2005 4:01 am
Location: NYC - born and raised!!!

Post by L45B »

Goober McTuber wrote:So was PSU-Tennessee and Wisconsin-Arkansas.
Jeezus Goobs, didn't you know? Arkansas was like the 7th best team in the SEC last year.
“My dentist, that’s another beauty, my dentist, you kiddin’ me. It cost me five thousand dollars to have all new teeth put in. Now he tells me I need braces!” —Rodney Dangerfield
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Post by Dinsdale »

L45B wrote:
Jeezus Goobs, didn't you know? Arkansas was like the 7th best team in the SEC last year.

Maybe I'm reading too much into that, but it sounds like an excuse.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
SunCoastSooner
Reported Bible Thumper
Posts: 6318
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:07 am
Location: Destin, Florida

Post by SunCoastSooner »

Dinsdale wrote:
L45B wrote:
Jeezus Goobs, didn't you know? Arkansas was like the 7th best team in the SEC last year.

Maybe I'm reading too much into that, but it sounds like an excuse.
Is that why they played Florida for the SEC title?
BSmack wrote:I can certainly infer from that blurb alone that you are self righteous, bible believing, likely a Baptist or Presbyterian...
Miryam wrote:but other than that, it's cool, man. you're a christer.
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, Sunny, yer cards are on table as a flat-out Christer.
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Post by Dinsdale »

PSST!

Hey SCS... it was a play on the beatings SECBSH takes every time they open their mouth/keyboard... you know, that "humor" thing?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
SunCoastSooner
Reported Bible Thumper
Posts: 6318
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:07 am
Location: Destin, Florida

Post by SunCoastSooner »

Dinsdale wrote:PSST!

Hey SCS... it was a play on the beatings SECBSH takes every time they open their mouth/keyboard... you know, that "humor" thing?
heh :?
BSmack wrote:I can certainly infer from that blurb alone that you are self righteous, bible believing, likely a Baptist or Presbyterian...
Miryam wrote:but other than that, it's cool, man. you're a christer.
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, Sunny, yer cards are on table as a flat-out Christer.
User avatar
Killian
Good crossing pattern target
Posts: 6414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:37 pm
Location: At the end of the pub with head in arms

Post by Killian »

T REX wrote:I gotta ask....playing devil's advocate....that because the SEC went 1-2 vs the Big 10 that the big ten is better????? The Big 10's top two teams were aboslutely destroyed.....literally.
They were not "literally" destroyed.
"Well, my wife assassinated my sexual identity, and my children are eating my dreams." -Louis CK
User avatar
Harvdog
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 1614
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:06 pm
Location: Houston, TX

Post by Harvdog »

SunCoastSooner wrote:
Harvdog wrote:1. USC
2. LSU
3. Florida
4. West Virginia
5. Cal
6. Texas
7. PSU
8. Oregon
9. Oklahoma
10. Wisconsin
11. Rutgers
12. South Carolina
13. BC
14. Ohio State
15. Alabama
Homer it out Harv. Have you watched any college football this seaon yet?

This is why I don't like the polling in general and pray for a playoff so that asshats with bias don't screw it up for the rest of us....
You just couldn't let it be, could you? Yes. I have watched OU destroy the powerhouse called North Texas who is 0-2 after losing to SM fucking U by 14. I also saw you destroy Utah St. who is 0-3 after losing to OU, UNLV and that regional champ from Wyoming. So OU beat a sorry Miami team....big deal. They suck. They beat A & M and they suck worse.

We have at least beat a ranked team. So since the voters are impressed with the way OU runs it up and the deaf children of the poor, I can have my own opinion and color me unimpressed. The best thing about OU is they are getting really cocky. It will be fun to watch them play team that has their speed and athletes. Good luck against Tulsa....I am sure you will need it...:roll:
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Post by Dinsdale »

Killian wrote:They were not "literally" destroyed.

Just don't expect SEC Honk to make excuses why they don't understand the meaning of everyday words.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
T REX
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 2368
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:40 am
Location: Tampa

Post by T REX »

SunCoastSooner wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
L45B wrote:
Jeezus Goobs, didn't you know? Arkansas was like the 7th best team in the SEC last year.

Maybe I'm reading too much into that, but it sounds like an excuse.
Is that why they played Florida for the SEC title?
This is too funny.

It seems like there are 8-9 OTHER teams involved in each conference.....nevermind.

I am laughing on this side though.
Back-to-Back-to-Back National Champions

Florida Gators: Champions in Basketball '06, Football '06, and Basketball '07
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Post by Dinsdale »

T REX wrote:I am laughing on this side though.
Oh, did someone start jingling a key chain just out of your reach?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Post by Dinsdale »

Sudden Sam wrote: Shall I assume that spelling is the weakness out Pac 10 way?

Merely a missed keystroke. What... am I going to proofread for an audience of SEC fans? That's like tuning a guitar before playing for an arena full of deaf people... thoroughly unnecessary.


And, yes, Arkansas was maybe the 4th or 5th best SEC team last year.

Sounds like you're making excuses for the SEC's poor showing, but I'm sure I just misread that.
Last edited by Dinsdale on Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:04 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
L45B
Commanche Hero
Posts: 4354
Joined: Sat Jan 22, 2005 4:01 am
Location: NYC - born and raised!!!

Post by L45B »

Sudden Sam wrote:And, yes, Arkansas was maybe the 4th or 5th best SEC team last year.

Damn, you almost beat me to that joke.
“My dentist, that’s another beauty, my dentist, you kiddin’ me. It cost me five thousand dollars to have all new teeth put in. Now he tells me I need braces!” —Rodney Dangerfield
User avatar
Terry in Crapchester
2012 March Madness Champ
Posts: 8995
Joined: Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:56 pm
Location: Back in the 'burbs

Post by Terry in Crapchester »

The pro/con SEC bitchfest is quite amusing, but since we're now talking about bowl season, if anyone wants to cut to the chase . . .

http://www.cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/bo ... ?year=2006

Fwiw, the SEC was 6-3 in bowl games last season.
War Wagon wrote:The first time I click on one of your youtube links will be the first time.
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Post by Dinsdale »

L45B wrote:Damn, you almost beat me to that joke.

He did beat you to this one...

Sudden Sam wrote:southern intellect.



Now, c'mon Sam... let's be real.


PAC10 Country is known for its beautiful varied landscapes, rich and diverse agriculture, and innumerable recreational opportunities.


SEC country is known for cotton-picking, banjo-plucking, and a rather disturbing aversion to seeking out those of similar DNA for mating purposes.


But let's put those obvious things aside for a moment, and look at our own microcosm, shall we?


The SEC has T Rex. Every other conference doesn't. BODE be unto them.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Post by Dinsdale »

Jsc810 wrote:Maybe he missed LSU - ND as well.

Was Middle Tennessee busy that day?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
SoCalTrjn
2007 CFB Board Bitch
Posts: 3725
Joined: Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:42 am
Location: South OC

Post by SoCalTrjn »

Jsc810 wrote:When do we start arguing about the relative weight of conference championship games?
When all the other conferences add teams as bad as missistakey state and vanderbilt so they can get the big CCG check..
User avatar
SunCoastSooner
Reported Bible Thumper
Posts: 6318
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:07 am
Location: Destin, Florida

Post by SunCoastSooner »

Harvdog wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:
Harvdog wrote:1. USC
2. LSU
3. Florida
4. West Virginia
5. Cal
6. Texas
7. PSU
8. Oregon
9. Oklahoma
10. Wisconsin
11. Rutgers
12. South Carolina
13. BC
14. Ohio State
15. Alabama
Homer it out Harv. Have you watched any college football this seaon yet?

This is why I don't like the polling in general and pray for a playoff so that asshats with bias don't screw it up for the rest of us....
You just couldn't let it be, could you? Yes. I have watched OU destroy the powerhouse called North Texas who is 0-2 after losing to SM fucking U by 14. I also saw you destroy Utah St. who is 0-3 after losing to OU, UNLV and that regional champ from Wyoming. So OU beat a sorry Miami team....big deal. They suck. They beat A & M and they suck worse.

We have at least beat a ranked team. So since the voters are impressed with the way OU runs it up and the deaf children of the poor, I can have my own opinion and color me unimpressed. The best thing about OU is they are getting really cocky. It will be fun to watch them play team that has their speed and athletes. Good luck against Tulsa....I am sure you will need it...:roll:
Harv, Texass has struggled in EVERY game this season so far. Loved the way you could barely move the ball on that Sun Belt powerhouse Arkansas State. Yeah TCU deserved to be ranked and proved it against the Flying service academy with the way they destroyed them the following Saturday huh :meds: . Thank God that powerhouse from Orlando, Florida, who is obviously one of the top tw.. thr... fou... errrr five best teams in the state of Florida, choked away that ball game for ya last week. If not for the fact that so many teams have been disappointing this season Texass wouldn't even be in my top 20 much less top 12.

Oh and BTW both Miami and Tulsa would beat anybody Texass has played out of conference this season and Oklahoma handled both easily while Texass has had to rely on other teams choking to escape with Ws against absolutly abominable oppenents.
BSmack wrote:I can certainly infer from that blurb alone that you are self righteous, bible believing, likely a Baptist or Presbyterian...
Miryam wrote:but other than that, it's cool, man. you're a christer.
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, Sunny, yer cards are on table as a flat-out Christer.
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Post by Dinsdale »

Sudden Sam wrote:In Tuscaloosa this morning, Fowler, Herbstreit and Corso mention that Birmingham has the most rabid college football fans in the country.

Hollllly shit.

Sam... bro...

So, the ESPN CFB Honks threw out "**___Insert name of college town they're in this week___** has THE BEST fans in the country!"


And you fell for it?


I suppose when your conception was a result of Pa being too liquored up to discerne the difference between his female cousins and his usual "go to" squeeze, the goat/lawnmower," it's no big suprise that you're really that gullible.


It appears that our efforts to promote the stereotypical view of our lovely region are finally taking hold (at least in your case). We are desperately disseminating propaganda to confuse the yankees and westerners who insist on moving to our area. We want you to think we breed with lower caste animals and our own children. We want you to think our women have less than the standard count of teeth (although that may be an attraction to some in here). We manipulate weather reports to jack the temp and humidity figures to discourage the influx of pasty-white know-it-all northerners. Unfortunately, we can't seem to stem the tide. You nasty folks keep coming down here in droves.

That was a whole bunch of wasted words, my friend. You're preaching to the chior. Before your diatribe, we already knew you were deathly afraid of anything north of the Mason Dixon... a quick look at your "road" schedules is all we needed to understand this.


Superior intellect. Superior dentistry. Superior football.

Don't make me bust out the "superior army" smack, OK?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 21259
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm

Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

If you're citing doinks like Lee Corso for approval...you're doing more damage than good.
Post Reply