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Looks like a bomb someone from KC would make.
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If titlover was a bomb, he'd look like that.


Oops...wrong board...sorry....
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looks like MIT's dropped their standards a bit.

you'd expect an MIT geek to atleast have something that looks like a bomb.
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mvscal wrote:Somebody should let Squeely8 know he can come out from under the bed now.

All clear, toughy.

What the fuck are you mumbling about? I heard about it this morning and didn't think twice about it. She is an MIT student. Is she even from here? I have no clue...

Your reaching Tardowen levels with your hatred of all things New England. So nice of you to be thinking of us all so much. Now get off my ankles bitch...
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and feel free to nuke bean town, just make sure there's a good stiff southwesterly breeze when you do it.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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RACK Mvscal..........although you best watch your back now, since Neely's piglet tard ass will be in here shortly to offer you a plane ticket to meet up and beat him down.



Massashitchute is right up there with KC in terms of the dumbest fucking people per square inch in the US.


This pretty much sums these dumbfucks up nicely:

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So what the fuck do you care? So some cops decided to harass her. Big fucking deal. I don't give a rats ass. The story says that no flights were delayed and everything was smooth at the airport. We aren't too far up in your dome or anything....
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Neely, my man, you ain't the brightest bulb on the tree(sin, Marcus), so I'll help you out, bud --


Repeating "I'm in your dome" and "you're an ankle biter" ad nauseum isn't really going to work for you here.

Last 6+ years on these boards out front should have told you.


It will, however, make you look every bit the tard as anyone else who has ever employed that smack "technique."


But bear in mind, I was just giving you a little friendly advice... don't go sending me plane tickets over it or anything.
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At this point, Squeely cant catch the next Great White concert fast enough.........
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Raydah James wrote:At this point, Squeely cant catch another Great White concert fast enough.........

I'll offer to catch his bus fare to make sure he makes it on time... you know, since one good ticket-turn deserves another.
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mvscal wrote:
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That janitors mop hairpiece is really working for her, too.
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e wrote:some idiot in a derrick thomas jersey and a camo baseball cap shooting a roman candle at it while screaming "GIT 'ER DUUUUUN!"

And when the fireball scorches his face beyond recognition, and the burn-unit doctors inform the nurses that the victim is "in critical condition," he lifts his head from the gurney and screams "I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?!?!?"
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Mister Bushice wrote:
mvscal wrote:
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That janitors mop hairpiece is really working for her, too.
I loved her in John Carpenter's Escape From New York.

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mvscal,

I wonder if other airports might make the same "mistake".

Why don't you test your theory that only Chowds would "Overreact".


Go to your local airport wearing a black hooded sweatshirt holding a lump of putty in your hands and a plastic circuit board with batteries and wires on your chest. Approach an airport employee. When they ask you about the circuitry on your chest, walk away without responding.

Before you decide to do this, please post on this site and tell us what arirport, date and time that you plan to try this "Research".

I think most of us who post on this board would find the research and the results quite interesting!

I do wonder what the mvscal equivalent of this... Image is!
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mvscal wrote:Boston is mounting a serious challenge to KC's stranglehold on dumbest city in the fucking country.
I laughed....coming from a tried and true tard like yourself, that means absolutely DICK.

BTW, KC looks DOWN on the vast majority of you fucksticks.

True.
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Jack wrote:mvscal,

I wonder if other airports might make the same "mistake".

Why don't you test your theory that only Chowds would "Overreact".


Go to your local airport wearing a black hooded sweatshirt holding a lump of putty in your hands and a plastic circuit board with batteries and wires on your chest. Approach an airport employee. When they ask you about the circuitry on your chest, walk away without responding.

Before you decide to do this, please post on this site and tell us what arirport, date and time that you plan to try this "Research".

I think most of us who post on this board would find the research and the results quite interesting!

I do wonder what the mvscal equivalent of this... Image is!
Are you kidding me? In the U&L the airport rentacop woulda took one look at her and said, c'mere girl, you got this bomb thing all wrong. The red wire's gotta go to the positive terminal, you dolt!!! Where you from? LA?
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Jack wrote:mvscal,

I wonder if other airports might make the same "mistake".

Why don't you test your theory that only Chowds would "Overreact".


Go to your local airport wearing a black hooded sweatshirt holding a lump of putty in your hands and a plastic circuit board with batteries and wires on your chest. Approach an airport employee. When they ask you about the circuitry on your chest, walk away without responding.

Before you decide to do this, please post on this site and tell us what arirport, date and time that you plan to try this "Research".

I think most of us who post on this board would find the research and the results quite interesting!

I do wonder what the mvscal equivalent of this... Image is!
Are you kidding me? In the U&L the airport rentacop woulda took one look at her and said, c'mere girl, you got this bomb thing all wrong. The red wire's gotta go to the positive terminal, you dolt!!! Where you from? LA?
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Are they really sure that, that is a girl?
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I'd bang it
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Jack wrote:mvscal,

I wonder if other airports might make the same "mistake".

Why don't you test your theory that only Chowds would "Overreact".
I thought Aqua Teen Hunger Force already took care of that test. In case you forgot, the rest of the country did NOT go into full blow panic mode.
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BSmack wrote:
Jack wrote:mvscal,

I wonder if other airports might make the same "mistake".

Why don't you test your theory that only Chowds would "Overreact".
I thought Aqua Teen Hunger Force already took care of that test. In case you forgot, the rest of the country did NOT go into full blow panic mode.
Sorry, I must have been sleeping that day!
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Mikey wrote:If titlover was a bomb, he'd look like that.


Oops...wrong board...sorry....
rack!!

you realize no one else will get this. :lol:
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