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Hey guys, been lurking around for a bit and finally decided to join up. I'm a volvo nut (as you could probably tell ) who is currently driving a '95 caprice (which is for sale, PM me if interested and see the 2nd photo gallery below, "Caprice" section) and living in northwest Alabama. I'm currently sharing an apartment with my mother, and let me tell you, apartment complex living sucks. Rules rules rules, can't do this, can't do that, the biggest thing that bugs me is no working on the car in the parking lot. As someone who really doesn't like to bring my car to anyone, that's a huge pet peeve. Not being able to crank my music is another biggie, as someone who lived out in the country in NH for most of my life this was never an issue but now suddenly it is, and I'm going nuts. Needless to say, I want out, quick. I'll probably purchase a bus in a year or so and begin the conversion then. Been browsing through the gallery, lots of nice rigs in there.
Lives in alabama, with mom, drives an old caprice but lusts over volvos.

I'd post a link to the board, but, it's a decent place that doesn't need to be shitted up by the likes of you fukkers.
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I hope you didn't over pay for the Caprice.
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never have owned a general motors product and haven't lived with mom since Reagan's first term.
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If he has bad takes, he should get run.


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smackaholic wrote:haven't lived with mom since Reagan's first term.
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smackaholic wrote:
Hey guys, been lurking around for a bit and finally decided to join up. I'm a volvo nut (as you could probably tell ) who is currently driving a '95 caprice (which is for sale, PM me if interested and see the 2nd photo gallery below, "Caprice" section) and living in northwest Alabama. I'm currently sharing an apartment with my mother, and let me tell you, apartment complex living sucks. Rules rules rules, can't do this, can't do that, the biggest thing that bugs me is no working on the car in the parking lot. As someone who really doesn't like to bring my car to anyone, that's a huge pet peeve. Not being able to crank my music is another biggie, as someone who lived out in the country in NH for most of my life this was never an issue but now suddenly it is, and I'm going nuts. Needless to say, I want out, quick. I'll probably purchase a bus in a year or so and begin the conversion then. Been browsing through the gallery, lots of nice rigs in there.
Lives in alabama, with mom, drives an old caprice but lusts over volvos.

I'd post a link to the board, but, it's a decent place that doesn't need to be shitted up by the likes of you fukkers.
You could always invite him here. :twisted:
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smackaholic wrote:
living in northwest Alabama. to bring my car to anyone, that's a huge pet peeve. Not being able to crank my music is another biggie, as someone who lived out in the country in NH for most of my life
I am now going to be on the look out for a caprice driving New Hampshire momma's boy.

What the hell is a dude from NH doing in NW Alabama? Besides living with his momma.
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Get that guy in here. STAT.

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New Hampshire....I wonder if he's a Pats fan
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most new hampshirites are more into jacklighting deer and snowmobiles. Could give two shits about grown men running around with a ball.
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smackaholic wrote:
Hey guys, been lurking around for a bit and finally decided to join up. I'm a volvo nut (as you could probably tell ) who is currently driving a '95 caprice (which is for sale, PM me if interested and see the 2nd photo gallery below, "Caprice" section) and living in northwest Alabama. I'm currently sharing an apartment with my mother, and let me tell you, apartment complex living sucks. Rules rules rules, can't do this, can't do that, the biggest thing that bugs me is no working on the car in the parking lot. As someone who really doesn't like to bring my car to anyone, that's a huge pet peeve. Not being able to crank my music is another biggie, as someone who lived out in the country in NH for most of my life this was never an issue but now suddenly it is, and I'm going nuts. Needless to say, I want out, quick. I'll probably purchase a bus in a year or so and begin the conversion then. Been browsing through the gallery, lots of nice rigs in there.
Lives in alabama, with mom, drives an old caprice but lusts over volvos.

I'd post a link to the board, but, it's a decent place that doesn't need to be shitted up by the likes of you fukkers.
Don't say much about your choice of other boards that you hang out on.....
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smackaholic wrote:most new hampshirites are more into jacklighting deer and snowmobiles. Could give two shits about grown men running around with a ball.
Hell, he's from New England. Just tell him there's a bomb on the other board, give him this URL and say we're an internet bomb shelter.

He wants to move away from mommy to live in a converted bus. He's probably sent money and his account numbers to Laurent Mpeti Kabila in Zimbabwe, and is still waiting for his bank account to grow into millions, and wondering why he no longer owns his house in NH.

You're not really harvesting well here, Smackaholic.
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never said I was recruiting this loser. Just that I read that "hi I'm new here post" and thought, wow, you couldn't come up with a better loser troll if you tried.
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smackaholic wrote:never said I was recruiting this loser. Just that I read that "hi I'm new here post" and thought, wow, you couldn't come up with a better loser troll if you tried.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Get that guy in here. STAT.

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smackaholic, I will wire you $$$ if you invite that dude over here.
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I never knew Sudden Sam was a Volvo nut.
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Louis Cyphre wrote:I never knew Sudden Sam was a Volvo nut.
As old as Sam is, I'm pretty sure his mother isn't alive anymore. Sayin'.
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smackaholic wrote:I'd post a link to the board, but, it's a decent place that doesn't need to be shitted up by the likes of you fukkers.
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ahh what the hell. we ain't had a good troll train in a while!!
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And what's your nic on that board, smackaholic?
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Dude,

School bus conversion network?

When will your bus be finished?
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Don't knock school bus web sites.

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Volvo message board can't step to the Probe message board.
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I don't have a skoolie. I am interested in one day getting one and have been checking them out here. There are some pretty cool ones. One dude has a full sized jacuzzi in his and he drives it to burningman every year. Quite a few others are set up for tailgating. My nic there is go fukk yourself.
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Not that any more evidence was needed that you're a fucking tard-but this:
smackaholic wrote:I don't have a skoolie. I am interested in one day getting one and have been checking them out here. There are some pretty cool ones. One dude has a full sized jacuzzi in his and he drives it to burningman every year.
Had me laughing out loud.



Christ, what a pathetic douche


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Thought he might be full of shit.

Went to an estimate today. Old lady needs a new yard. Dodge penis truck in the driveway...trailer with 2 wave runners on it... tricked out jeep in the other driveway... not an old ladys ride....I am thinking WTF ?

Talk with the old lady a bit....she calls her son out... dude walks out he's late 40's pushing 50...all fake and baked.. 3 days beard...stinks like a fucking whiskey bottle... coughing like he smoked more dope than I used to....and cannot have a coherent coversation with me. He go's back in the house and I continue on with the old lady. I am trying not to laugh, because this thread instantly pops into my mind and I think ... OK maybe smacko is on the level...only thing dude was missing was a 25 year old skank in a bath robe calling him back in ... what a fuckin loser..

Lives with and gravy trains Mom who's early 80's and while not rich... must have some bank and gives son a free place to live...
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Skoolies rule!


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Rack the Sig, ucan't.
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