Sensible childcare, part 2

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Sensible childcare, part 2

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http://pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburght ... 29360.html
When a nearby fire threatened their mobile home, a Beaver County couple rescued their dogs and marijuana, but left behind a 4-year-old boy, authorities said.
Good work. Nothing evidences a more firm disregard for your own genetic material than to let it burn, just so long as your drugs are safe.

"Hey honey, did you get the weed out safe? How about the dogs? You had to leave the food processor? Oh well, at least we're safe and we can get high."

I'd like to personally soak these fucks down with gasoline and then let the kid drop a match on them.
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Kid's can walk out on their own.
Weed, not so.

Good move by the Parents.
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Wrong move tart. The right move would have been to stash the weed in the kid's pants.
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BSmack wrote:Wrong move tart. The right move would have been to stash the weed in the kid's pants.
Or knot it up in a condom and shove it up the dog's ass. Think, people, THINK!
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Sounds like they forgot the kid was in there. Must be some good weed up there in Beaver County. Might explain Kendra’s belief that he’s living in the Midwest.
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Speaking of knotting up a bag of weed and shoving it up a dog's anus, whatever happened to that ripper troll? That guy was funny.
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Poptart ran him.
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mvscal wrote:Chuck D needs to tighten up his shot group.
I'd just be happy if he'd keep putting out albums.
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