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The Shit Stains have killed my pick sheet a couple of times this year already. Comforting to know that will not happen this week. This game will be a slap in the face to Romeo, Willie, and Joe Andruzzi. All three I am sure wish they had never left. Your 2-3 years away from the playoffs Brownie fan. Just stay strong and it will happen...

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Neely8 wrote: This game will be a slap in the face to Romeo, Willie, and Joe Andruzzi. All three I am sure wish they had never left.
Romeo's bank account is probably ok with him leaving.

Willie had no choice, since he was cut. But a Pats fan would know that, right?

And Andruzzi probably doesn't give a shit since he's no longer on the Browns - or any other team - and dealing with lymphoma.

Neely8 wrote: The Shit Stains have killed my pick sheet a couple of times this year already.


No wonder. So who do you think gets Cleveland's touchdown? Greg Pruitt?
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Degenerate wrote:
Neely8 wrote: This game will be a slap in the face to Romeo, Willie, and Joe Andruzzi. All three I am sure wish they had never left.
Romeo's bank account is probably ok with him leaving.

Willie had no choice, since he was cut. But a Pats fan would know that, right?

And Andruzzi probably doesn't give a shit since he's no longer on the Browns - or any other team - and dealing with lymphoma.

Neely8 wrote: The Shit Stains have killed my pick sheet a couple of times this year already.


No wonder. So who do you think gets Cleveland's touchdown? Greg Pruitt?
I wasn't sure about Andruzzi or not. Always liked him. He will get through cancer just fine. Guy is a gamer.

Willie was cut but could have re-signed with the Pats for less money. He chose to chase the highest offer. He will always be a Patriot and is still loved by the fans here.

Romeo deserved to get a shot somewhere. Glad it finally came true.

Jamal Lewis gets in at some point but thats it. Winslow will have a tough go of it with a healthy Harrison ready to lay the wood. Samuel and Hobbs shut down the WR's....
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Come on Neely. Starting a thread for which Q will offer an unreadable take on a meaningless game? Trust me, next week will be a little more entertaining.
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RACK Degenerate!
DallasFanatic wrote:Come on Neely. Starting a thread for which Q will offer an unreadable take on a meaningless game?
ouch??????

that was pretty STRONG there...DF.

lets see what part of the next sentence is "unreadable."

This is a TRAP Game for the ASTERIXiots.

nobody (including Shoalzie's cousin/GF) thinks that the BROWNS have a chance to to Win.

C'mon? does Belichicken have videotape on the Browns? yeah...right.

videotape on the Browns last couple of Games?....ooops.....can't.

if he does...FINE---> (already at $500,000).

TRAP Game.

does it matter that the Browns have NO Healthy DB's???

does it matter that the Browns STILL can't stop the Run???

does it matter that the Browns have a very Inconsistent QB?

Hell NO! :mrgreen:

this has the "reciepie" for the ASTERIXiots 'overlooking' an inferior opponent.

oh yeah, DF....this is a meaningless Game? Draft Order?

HA.

fuck off
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Qbert wrote: fuck off
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The only question mark regarding this game is not how, but by how many.

And of course, whether or not Maroney hauls the baloney.
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Sorry Q, but all Cowboy fans are rooting against the browns this week(and every other week this year).

Hell yes we want a high draft choice, but more important, we don't want to see a patriots team next week that just lost a game to the Cleveland fucking browns. We want the cheatriots walking in all full of themselves so we can punch that gorilla in the mouth.
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Qbert wrote:RACK Degenerate!
DallasFanatic wrote:Come on Neely. Starting a thread for which Q will offer an unreadable take on a meaningless game?
ouch??????

that was pretty STRONG there...DF.

lets see what part of the next sentence is "unreadable."

This is a TRAP Game for the ASTERIXiots.

nobody (including Shoalzie's cousin/GF) thinks that the BROWNS have a chance to to Win.

C'mon? does Belichicken have videotape on the Browns? yeah...right.

videotape on the Browns last couple of Games?....ooops.....can't.

if he does...FINE---> (already at $500,000).

TRAP Game.

does it matter that the Browns have NO Healthy DB's???

does it matter that the Browns STILL can't stop the Run???

does it matter that the Browns have a very Inconsistent QB?

Hell NO! :mrgreen:

this has the "reciepie" for the ASTERIXiots 'overlooking' an inferior opponent.

oh yeah, DF....this is a meaningless Game? Draft Order?

HA.

fuck off
Probably the most readable take you've ever posted. Nice breakdown Q, but the bottom line is you're getting spanked like the red headed stepchild you are.
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Headhunter wrote:Sorry Q, but all Cowboy fans are rooting against the browns this week
hater......
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DallasFanatic wrote:Starting a thread for which Q will offer an unreadable take...
There's an art to deciphering Q-speak, but there's no code manual to go by. Some get it, some don't, but everyone just better learn to roll with it. I've found that I best understand somewhere between beer 8 and 12.
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The only problem with your line of thinking Q is that the Pats do not overlook ANYBODY! They could be playing the pop warner team from Dorchester and Belichick would have a full gameplan in place for them. He would also stand up there in front of his team and tell them that even though these kids are 12-14 they play hard and are dangerous. The Pats players buy into it every week.

Oh and HH it's not the Pat's players who are full of themselves. It's their fans like me.......
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We'll wait till Monday to kick this off right, Neely.
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Headhunter wrote:We'll wait till Monday to kick this off right, Neely.

Well Tuesday. You guys have a game on Monday Night against the vaunted Buffalo Bills. Wouldn't want you to get ahead of yourselves...... :)
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I thought they were playing a pop warner team from Dorchester.

Same Diff.
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Neely8 wrote:gameplan
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mvscal wrote:Count on it. He has probably even sent stool samples from all your players back to the lab for analysis. He wakes up thinking of new ways to cheat. If anyone thinks he "learned his lesson" and no longer cheats, you're a goddamn idiot. If anything, this incident with the Yets has strengthened his resolve to do everything in his power to cheapen the game.
As soon as you find proof of your assertions, be sure to post it. Until then, just sit back and enjoy your 4-12 season.
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mvscal wrote:He is already a proven cheat. Why would anyone assume otherwise?
Not to mention he's an amoral piece of homewrecking shit.

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mvscal wrote:He is already a proven cheat. Why would anyone assume otherwise?
"They'll cheat if possible, or beat your brains out strictly by the rules; it hardly matters. The Patriots didn't bother with swagger to start this NFL season; they went straight to defiant. Either you're one of them or you're about to get crushed." Michael Wilbon
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mvscal wrote:He is already a proven cheat. Why would anyone assume otherwise?
It's not about assumptions. It's about what can be proven. Until any tangible evidence comes to light, Bob Knight suggests you just sit back and enjoy your 4-12 season.

Do you assume Merroidman is still juicing, or does he get a pass?
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Do you assume Merroidman is still juicing, or does he get a pass?
of course he's not. that's why he's getting his ass kicked up and down the field.
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The Brownies will put up some points on the Patsies.
Might be an entertaining game.
In the end, the Cheatriots have too much.

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mvscal wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Do you assume Merroidman is still juicing, or does he get a pass?
There is no need to assume anything in his case. He is undergoing regular testing.

What sort of behavioral verification is Belicheat undergoing and why are you attempting to change the subject?
Are we just supposed to take his word for it that he isn't cheating anymore? Why would anyone do that?

Here is the beauty of being a Patriots fan these days - there isnt a team in the NFL that could beat them either way. Even you haters know that ;-)
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Th wrote: there isnt a team in the NFL that could beat them either way.

Considering that Indy is the best team in the L, I laughed hard at this pathetic excerpt from this nutsack headed faggot. In fact, they arent even the number 2 team in the league right now-that spot belongs to Dallas. Either of those teams would assfuck the *'s raw dog style.
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Raydah James wrote:
Th wrote: there isnt a team in the NFL that could beat them either way.

Considering that Indy is the best team in the L, I laughed hard at this pathetic excerpt from this nutsack headed faggot. In fact, they arent even the number 2 team in the league right now-that spot belongs to Dallas. Either of those teams would assfuck the *'s raw dog style.

By the night of November 4th the slippers will have fallen off of BOTH the Cinderellas in Dallas and Indy. The league is the Patriots BITCH for this year - deal with it.
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Funny, I was thinking the same thing about the *'s.
Th wrote: By the night of November 4th the slippers will have fallen off of BOTH the Cinderellas in Dallas and Indy.
You mean that Indy team that bent over and made you twats twirl your tongues on thier cinnamon rings right before they went balls deep into you pussies before hoisting the title?


The league is the Patriots BITCH for this year - deal with it.
I laughed. You're obviously buying into the whiny bitch ass bostard sportswriters drivel that proclaim the Gaxtriots to be "angry". Its a fantasy world, dumbfuck-if anything, the Cheatriots are in nothing more than spin mode and will continue to be well into the offseason thanks to the "allegations" being proven and the now ensuing lawsuit from a couple of high powered Jetfan Attorneys who went class action.

Want to see angry? Wear an oppossing teams' jersey into the Oakland parking lot and see what transpires, motherfucker.
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Raydah James wrote:Want to see angry? Wear an oppossing teams' jersey into the Oakland parking lot.

And the words coming out of their cunting maws would be something along the lines of "how dare you wear a winning team's jersey into our... errr, I mean, the A's house?????"


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Raydah James wrote:I laughed. You're obviously buying into the whiny bitch ass bostard sportswriters drivel that proclaim the Gaxtriots to be "angry".


Angry? Nah . . . . . . . . . . . The Patriots look FOCUSED to me. As far as the fans, I would classify most Patriots fans as 'satisfied' and 'smug' with all that has transpired on the field this season. Off the field we are most satisfied and smug about all the other teams fans responses - especially yours. We love how the Pats success put a lot of you in such a twist. ;-)
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RACK y'all for the entertainment!

I still maintain that this is a TRAP Game. The BROWNS will COVER...as the games between the teams have been Close since the BROWNS return.

alledgedly....during the ******** Dynasty

i will hope and pray for a BROWNS Miracle.....while attending a B-day party for a 1 year old.

ugh....no beer for breakfast.

have a good game w/o injuries.

i selected the ******** in the pick'em. poppy's score sounds about right. i'll give PROPS to the ******** when they Win....but, if they Lose--->i told you so....

OUT

DF, HH......top 10 pick? not so Fast there...... :mrgreen:
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War Wagon wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:Starting a thread for which Q will offer an unreadable take...
There's an art to deciphering Q-speak, but there's no code manual to go by. Some get it, some don't, but everyone just better learn to roll with it. I've found that I best understand somewhere between beer 8 and 12.
that's why you and i get along so well Dave.....I KNOW WHAT I MEAN BETWEEN BEER 8 and 12 too!
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Qbert wrote:I still maintain that this is a TRAP Game. The BROWNS will COVER...as the games between the teams have been Close since the BROWNS return.
Good call Q! What WAS the spread anyway? 18pts?
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PROPS to PATSFan!!!!

your TEAM knows exactly how to WIN Games that are beneath them. your TEAM is one of the BEST in the League....enjoy your run!

4 turnovers will almost always insure a Loss in the NFL. Doing it on the Road is suicide....(hi TARD.)

the posessions at the END to determine the Final Score were just Crazy.

Good Game PATFan!

glad to know where the BROWNS are in regards to their development.

they have made some progress.
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Th wrote:
Qbert wrote:I still maintain that this is a TRAP Game. The BROWNS will COVER...as the games between the teams have been Close since the BROWNS return.
Good call Q! What WAS the spread anyway? 18pts?
I was in Tahoe watching that game and I think the sprad was 15.5 and the over/under was 48.5 (I think) so you can imagine how the emotions turned for some of the bettors there with that last TD. I think I saw one grown man crying.

As for me, freaking Rams decide to put up some points for one week and screw my parlay.
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