Mitt Romney is a Mexican

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Re: Mitt Romney is a Mexican

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Roach wrote: In fact, he comes from a long line of Mexicans.
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mvscal wrote:an attempt by the Romney camp to pander to Mexicans.

Is it working?
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"He's a Mexican" is the best slam you could come up with against Romney? Wow, aren't you just an overachiever?


Next time, you might try going with "he's a Mormon."
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Or that he has a MySpace page:

http://www.myspace.com/mittromney
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Mitt has some seriously hip music taste. :meds:

Roy Orbison, The Beatles, The Eagles, The Kingston Trio, Alan Jackson, Toby Keith, Brooks & Dunn, George Strait, Clint Black, and Garth Brooks?

How the fuck is he Mexican again? No Santana? No Tito Fuente? No Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass?

I call bullshit.

Also if elected, the 0' 0" Rommey would definitely be the shortest President in history.

In short, why do douchebag politicians try to front with Myspace pages? Just give it up Mitt and the rest of you posers. At least Obama had the common sense to let a real geek build his page and then steal it. Limited props for that.
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BSmack wrote:In short, why do douchebag politicians try to front with Myspace pages?

Dude, were you fucking born yesterday?

He's a politician. Worse yet, he's a republican politician. And even worse yet, he's a Mormon republican politician.


I don't think Mankind has come up with anywhere near as good a system for trolling for underage pussy/boy-ass than Myspace.


I'd be suprised if he wasn't all over that site.
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Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:In short, why do douchebag politicians try to front with Myspace pages?
Dude, were you fucking born yesterday?

He's a politician. Worse yet, he's a republican politician. And even worse yet, he's a Mormon republican politician.

I don't think Mankind has come up with anywhere near as good a system for trolling for underage pussy/boy-ass than Myspace.

I'd be suprised if he wasn't all over that site.
I stand corrected. Still, there's no way he's Mexican.
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Uhh...Tito Puente was Puerto Rican.

Tito Fuentes is Cuban and played shortstop for the Giants.


Good to know you're so hip to the Latin Music thing.


Pretty sure that Herb Alpert was never actually Mexican either.
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Mikey wrote:Uhh...Tito Puente was Puerto Rican.

Tito Fuentes is Cuban and played shortstop for the Giants.

Good to know you're so hip to the Latin Music thing.

Pretty sure that Herb Alpert was never actually Mexican either.
Whatever. I'm not Mexican either. Talk to mv about Mexican music.

And now for the sexiest album cover of the 60's.

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Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:In short, why do douchebag politicians try to front with Myspace pages?

Dude, were you fucking born yesterday?

He's a politician. Worse yet, he's a republican politician. And even worse yet, he's a Mormon republican politician.


I don't think Mankind has come up with anywhere near as good a system for trolling for cops posing as underage pussy/boy-ass than Myspace.


I'd be suprised if he wasn't all over that site.
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Mikey wrote:Uhh...Tito Puente was Puerto Rican.

Tito Fuentes is Cuban and played shortstop for the Giants.
No love for Tito Jackson?
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Mikey wrote:Uhh...Tito Puente was Puerto Rican.

Tito Fuentes is Cuban and played shortstop for the Giants.
No love for Tito Jackson?
Is he that guy who used to run Yugoslavia?
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Another Jew smear campaign against Mormonism.

Not that I care...


Jews and Mormons really dont like each other.
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Mikey wrote:Uhh...Tito Puente was Puerto Rican.

Tito Fuentes is Cuban and played shortstop for the Giants.


Good to know you're so hip to the Latin Music thing.


Pretty sure that Herb Alpert was never actually Mexican either.
"Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

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Truman wrote:"Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

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