Jimmy Medalions wrote:
Because Ducks always have the funniest signs.
Right before heading to the game, I had Gameday on in the early morning (remember, that shit starts at 7AM on the Left Coast), and someone had a sign right in the sweet spot of the cameras... "Dennis Dixon -- Putting the 'high' into Heisman."
I laughed.
And my little group got a little disoriented after the game(gee, wonder why?), and my buddy I went with had to wander around a little to find where we'd parked/tailgated (dude, if we didn't cross the river to get to the stadium, why did you think crossing it after the game would get you back to the lot?... drunk bastard, following hotties back to campus). Anyhoo, he ended up running into, and making fast friends with one Lee Corso while staggering around drunk... and came back with an autographed hat to prove it. Pretty epic when he finally made it back -- "duuude, what took you so long?" "I was hanging out with that Lee Corso dude... he's cool." "Oh... did you ask him he manages to not fucking kill Lou Holtz?" "Didn't make it that far."
UnRack him for not hunting Holtz down, and tying some heavy weights to him, and conveniently dumping him in the river next to the stadium... I'm still hating on him for that... it was in his grasp. You can't tell me Corso wouldn't have helped.
