This is What Recovering Surgery Victims are Doing...

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RACK your day. I wish I could spend every day just about like that, with a few days off for golf. The recovering from surgery part doesn't sound so good, though.

The local burger joint sounds awesome. Nice to have a place where you can BS with the owner and staff like that.
Do they serve any squirrel?
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Sudden Sam wrote:Surgery victims.
You might wanna find a new surgeon.
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Depends. Did he put stuff in or take stuff out?

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Paging!!

Dr. Howard!! Dr. Fine!! Dr. Howard!!
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So in other words you're part dead man walking, part Col. Steve Austin?
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I hope you at least got some percosets. I highly recommend chopping them up and snorting them.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Didn't get any painkillers at all. Haven't needed 'em once.


Need and want are two different things.


Always a good read when one can slow the fuck down and appreciate something so simple like
enjoying a walk, a greasy burger, and the company of the same ole locals...
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Sudden Sam wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Surgery victims.
You might wanna find a new surgeon.
Poorly worded by me.

I was about to say...were you drugged and woke up in a tub of ice to find out that organ thieves swiped a kidney and half a lung? That would be a victim of surgery.
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