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Michigan St vs Ohio St

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This is the game I referenced a while back in which I said I would TiVo in order to oblige the g/f and attend her dad's wedding.

Well, since then, OSU has shot to the top of the polls, so I consider this a must-see game, and have therefore decided not to go, and to watch the game with an ice cold 12 pack at my side.

She said, "I'm disappointed. But not pissed."

I can handle that.

In addition, I scored a blowjob last night during the USF/Rutgers game, because the chances of that happening anytime soon after tomorrow could be slim. RACK my life-management skills, bitches.

Some of the radio honks are predicting a Michigan State victory tomorrow. Sadly, I can't agree, although I'm confident the spread will be covered. The roots between Tressel and Dantonio are apparent (Tressel's nephew is actually the linebackers/special teams coach for State), and it'll be interesting to see how the game will be managed because of that. Both teams have solid talent at the skilled positions, so I don't think the game plan from either team will be revamped too much -- we'll just see who's talent can out-perform the other.

This'll be a classic matchup of stout D vs a firepower offense. When you have that type of matchup, it's always tough to predict who will get the upper hand. Hoyer has been lucky to have a HUGE playmaker like Devon Thomas this year, because he doesn't have to try to slice up the secondary (even though he still attempts to for some odd reason). He's been dumping the ball off in the flat or tossing quick slants and Thomas has been picking up huge yardage after the run.

I think the passing game will be the difference as both teams will pound the ball with their respective RB duos will likely cancel each other out. I think it'll come down to the 3rd and longs late in the game, and who can execute the key passing plays for 1st downs. The only problem with MSU's continued aggressivess throughout the game is that they get worn down near the end which allows the opposing qb more time to complete necessary passing plays. With some teams this may not be a huge deal, because they actually have a secondary that can pick up the slack and make plays. Not with MSU. If they put themselves in that situation, they're screwed. Not that Boeckman's a world-beater or anything, but he doesn't have to be.

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MSU 24
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Well, since then, OSU has shot to the top of the polls, so I consider this a must-see game, and have therefore decided not to go, and to watch the game with an ice cold 12 pack at my side.
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Which came first - the hummer, or the news that you weren't attending her dad's wedding?

Congrats to Screw_Michigan's dad, BTW
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PSUFAN wrote:Congrats to Screw_Michigan's dad, BTW
:lol: :lol: :lol:

now get fucked, cunt.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:She said, "I'm disappointed. But not pissed."
Put a ring on her finger, you won't find many more like her.

You should just tell her that you have to do this as research for your job as moderator for a CFB board. If you don't watch, you won't get your raise next year.
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When my wife discovered that I was frequenting a CFB message board, there was an immediate 11.45% reduction in Connubial Allowances.

Through hard work and grueling practice, I have winnowed that discrepancy to about 3.8% over the course of the last 8 years. Still, when I RACK her for some good muffins or something, she dons the panties with the little ice cube trays...
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You want to guarantee some pussy? Just utter this little gem:

"Hey honey? I'm going out to meet up with a coupld of guys I met on the internet!"

The'll drop in a nano second.
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<-- just realized that the wedding that is on saturday is at 3:00... uhhh fuck.... i dont think im going to get out of it.. :(
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Any "male" who agrees to hold his wedding on a CFB Saturday should be banned from watching or attending games for at least or year, depending on how many other dudes are forced to attend. Man law.


As for the game ... if this were at MSU, Sparty might have a shot, but at the 'Shoe, no way. I think tOSU's defense is one of the best in the country and their QB, while not spectacular, doesn't seem to make many mistakes -- even when he does air it out, and dude is gaining confidence. I think tOSU covers ... something along the lines of 41-17.
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Halftime Hummer.......................I think you got something there.........................

As for the game, I think OSU jumps 'em in the first half and rides to a 37-6 win


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PSUFAN wrote:Which came first - the hummer, or the news that you weren't attending her dad's wedding?
The latter. But it was a few days ago, so she had time to get over it. Plus...she kinda likes the cock.
Killian wrote:You should just tell her that you have to do this as research for your job as moderator for a CFB board. If you don't watch, you won't get your raise next year.
Not bad. I'll wait until she wears something I bought for her and say "That necklace you're wearing? Leveling tards in the CFB forum bought that you BITCH."
RadioFan wrote:if this were at MSU, Sparty might have a shot, but at the 'Shoe, no way.
1998 says what?
Sudden Sam wrote:Their life is basically over because they'd have to be a complete puss to allow their wife-to-be to schedule a wedding betwixt the opening game and the end of the regular season.
That's pretty much how I see it. The dad is actually a pretty big Purdue fan, and yet he STILL allowed for the removal of his genitals to take place.
Snake wrote:Halftime Hummer.......................I think you got something there.........................
Actually, I was getting blown during the game. After that South Florida receiver caught that pass on 3rd and long (which was later taken away) I turned to the tv and yelled "Ohhhh shit! Ohhhhh shit!" She thought I was talking dirty to her.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Which came first - the hummer, or the news that you weren't attending her dad's wedding?
The latter. But it was a few days ago, so she had time to get over it. Plus...she kinda likes the cock.
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I'll miss the first half of the game because I'll be attending WMU-Ball State...

The Spartans are definitely the best team tOSU has faced this year and the schedule only gets tougher for them after this week. The two key matchups today will be the MSU pass rush against Boeckman if they can force him into mistakes and the Buckeyes' #2 rush defense against State's #8 rushing offense. The one thing going against State was in the Wisconsin game, they could run the ball and they did pressure Donovan but they still lost. Ohio State doesn't quite having the running game as Wisconsin but Boeckman is a more efficient passer...I have to go with the Buckeyes today.

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Ohio State 31
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That wedding reception is sounding pretty good right about now, huh?
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I'm rooting for the offense to stay off the field.
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WOAH! What happened? I go outside for a beer and a smoke and they scored two TDs!

Go Spartans!
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Two defensive touchdowns in 50 seconds...int return and a fumble return.

But the offense is still anemic. Just pinned OSU inside the 10 on a punt. Gotta get this back.
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the spartans are making notre lame's offense look effective and efficient.
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A shutout pitched by the Buckeyes' defense and a great game out of Wells...very disappointed with the effort by the Spartans with the exception of those two quick turnover TDs in the third. If the Buckeyes escape Happy Valley next week, I definitely see them being unbeaten going into the Michigan.
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Their defense is the real deal. I didn't expect Mich St to get completely shut down like that.

Wow...that's all I got from that game.
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