Does England have any heterosexual architects?

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:15 pm

mvscal wrote:Hopefully some Islamist nutter will be flying a plane into that godawful, tacky piece of shit fairly soon.

apparently not ribbed enough for you.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:12 pm

Jsc810 wrote:WTF is that?

I'll give you a hint: It may or may not turn into a robot.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:23 pm

By the same architect-

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:40 pm

England doesn't have any heterosexual... anything.

Please say you knew

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:52 pm

mvscal wrote:Hopefully some Islamist nutter will be flying a plane into that godawful, tacky piece of shit fairly soon.

They hit three of our four ugliest buildings (BTW- Did you ever thank them for that?) so it would only be fair.

warren · Post by **warren** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:14 am

I forget the freaking name of that abomination, it's something to do with a pickle.

I believe it's the gerkin or the pickled man fantasy, but when I ride this big ferris wheel on the Thaemes that they call the "Eye", I, being a redneck hick Texan have the tendency to offend the local lad's by labeling it the giant pecker in the sky.

It's in Canary Wharf which is the new financial district of London, and every time I witness that queerosity I can't help but think of Nishlord drooling at the very sight of it.

More power to ya, Douchelord! I am certain that the porn peddling northerner is already in concert with that Virgin Atlantic bitch planning some hot air balooned, sky diving assplant right on the radio tower of the "GERKIN!"

Friggin' Limey's, Packie's, Muzzies and illiterate East Enders should be proud!

Oh dear, I'd hate to forget the East African Tribal Queens in their spandex and tube tops on the #8 bus from Stratford to Altford, hell I'll walk the 5 clicks down Roman to avoid that friction.

America's all f-d up, but boys and girls, we've still got a shot. I just go there for a tax free income and some half National Health Insurance, RACK dual citizenship!

Goodnight.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:44 am

warren wrote:I forget the freaking name of that abomination, it's something to do with a pickle.

I believe it's the gerkin or the pickled man fantasy, but when I ride this big ferris wheel on the Thaemes that they call the "Eye", I, being a redneck hick Texan have the tendency to offend the local lad's by labeling it the giant pecker in the sky.

Thus, naturally, you ask, "Hey, where is that and how can I get up there?" You POS faggot.

How have you been, bro?

And, hey, I thought you were only on a visit and shit. Lying fuckstain, as usual. You're probably in San Marcus, making up shit, again.

Btw, you're an imposter. No way the real "warren" would give up on Bush.

warren · Post by **warren** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:21 pm

RadioFan wrote:
warren wrote:I forget the freaking name of that abomination, it's something to do with a pickle.

I believe it's the gerkin or the pickled man fantasy, but when I ride this big ferris wheel on the Thaemes that they call the "Eye", I, being a redneck hick Texan have the tendency to offend the local lad's by labeling it the giant pecker in the sky.
Thus, naturally, you ask, "Hey, where is that and how can I get up there?" You POS faggot.

How have you been, bro?

And, hey, I thought you were only on a visit and shit. Lying fuckstain, as usual. You're probably in San Marcus, making up shit, again.

Btw, you're an imposter. No way the real "warren" would give up on Bush.

No dude, I really have given up on the Bush. I have to admit that I, being a dyed in the wool Republican, and a Texas homer bought into his bullshit. I claim ignorance and I credit a strong Republican club that I've been attending since I got back for having shown me the light. I move around so frequently that I don't focus in on some of the intricacies of this psuedo-Texan-cowboy wannabee and his out and out misguided policy. Because my Grandmother is a substantial Elephant contributor and my cousin by marriage is Chet Edwards (D) Waco,Texas I have been given multiple opportunities to meet and even dine with our President. He's a great guy to have a beer with but that's about it I guess.

I still support a means to a victory in the two wars and I'll still fight tooth and nail to keep the Billary clan out of the Oval, but I must admit my lack of education and close mindedness led me astray on some Bush stances both foriegn and domestic (i.e. spending).

Hell dude, I'm just freaking oilfield trash trying to stumble my way to a good life and make the best decisions for this wonderful Country that we all share.

Take care Radio Fan, and no, I'm not in San MarcOs, I'm in Chappell Hill, Texas and hoping to stay Stateside for awhile and be home every night. I'm glad you guys are still around and look forward to some more discourse with you lefty bitches in the coming day's.

I'm now headed to Jury Duty at the Washington County Courthouse and am happy as a lark to be on the other side of the fence for once.

Happy Halloween bitches, and war Huchabee, or McCain, or Guiliani, or Thompson and even Ron Paul if he'll legalize prostitution, just anyone but knit Romney!!!

Scouts out!

warren · Post by **warren** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:22 pm

Sorry, one more thing, I'm going John Birch Society if anyone want's to come along.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:20 pm

warren wrote:I'm in Chappell Hill, Texas

Smoking sausage for a living these days, Are you?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:32 pm

warren wrote: Friggin' Limey's, Packie's, Muzzies and illiterate East Enders should be proud!

Hate to go all grammarsmack, but this is reasonably epic.

warren wrote:Ron Paul

NOW you're thinking. There's only one freaking conservative candidate out of all of them, therefore selection becomes pretty much a no-brainer. Call me "old school" if you like, but I just don't really see the need for a major tax increase to establish the Department of Wiping People's Asses For Them.

This country used to even fight in very ill-advised wars to "stop the spread of communism"... now, we embrace it.

Freaking ponderous.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:37 pm

Btw, you're an imposter. No way the real "warren"

Oh, it's him. warren is in a life-long struggle against Ozark Camelot and apostrophes.

warren · Post by **warren** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:05 pm

Headhunter wrote:
warren wrote:I'm in Chappell Hill, Texas

Smoking sausage for a living these days, Are you?

Good one, but I know those guy's and they smoke more than sausage. However, the funniest thing about that whole Chappell Hill Sausage gig is that the Justice of the Peace's courtroom is in a metal building right in the parking lot. So you can pay you're speeding ticket and pick up a jalapeno link all in one drive through.

Rack Knexas!!!

warren · Post by **warren** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:16 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
warren wrote: Friggin' Limey's, Packie's, Muzzies and illiterate East Enders should be proud!

Hate to go all grammarsmack, but this is reasonably epic.

Dude, it's intentionally riddled with local color. If you can't get on board with that one than just Mark one up for Twain.
warren wrote:Ron Paul

NOW you're thinking. There's only one freaking conservative candidate out of all of them, therefore selection becomes pretty much a no-brainer. Call me "old school" if you like, but I just don't really see the need for a major tax increase to establish the Department of Wiping People's Asses For Them.

This country used to even fight in very ill-advised wars to "stop the spread of communism"... now, we embrace it.

Freaking ponderous.

I agree with you wholeheartedly on Representative Paul being a true libertarian and a conservative, however, his isolationist extremities are not viable in this day and age.

I mean are you willing to allow China, Russia, Iran, N. Korea, etc. to dictate to us whether or not we can provide missle defence?

As far as your point about the tax increase for the Department of WPAFT, I'm in total agreement. Our politicians have been wiping their asses with our Constitution for decades and we continue to be taxed into oblivion.

Overall, I give, as you people say, major props for a well written retort.

Rack you Dinsdale.

warren · Post by **warren** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:22 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
Btw, you're an imposter. No way the real "warren"
Oh, it's him. warren is in a life-long struggle against Ozark Camelot and apostrophes.

I'll have to admit to my obvious lack of a formal education or a reasonable sense of humour on this one PS, but if you posses a decent bone in your body you'll enlighten me.

If only for my personal growth as a message board intellectual, I'll be waiting with baited breath. Or vodka breath, I haven't decided yet.

Have a good one Happy Valley, you're also one that I had missed.

Sincerely, Sir Warren, Knight of the shotgun pelleted octagonal table.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:51 pm

warren wrote:I mean are you willing to allow China, Russia, Iran, N. Korea, etc. to dictate to us whether or not we can provide missle defence?

Listen to Dr. Paul more carefully. He is on the record as saying that the United Nations is an affront to the US Constitution. No one in the UN is an elected representative of the US People, and Article 1, Section 8 makes it pretty clear that only elected representatives of the US People have the authority to commit US Forces to an armed conflict. His philosophy is that no other country, nor any other branch of the US government has that authority. The United Nations is at odds with the US Constitution.

Basically, he's the only politician with the balls to admit our "social engineering" experiments of the last 60 years have been an absolute failure, and need to change.

As far as the "isolationism"... not a fair argument, IMO. As long as the US is Top Dog, people will be more than willing to sell us the goods and services we need, and they won't need to have a gun pointed at them to do so... extremely basic example of supply/demand economics.

And the greatest words any politician has spoken in decades "I just want to get the government out of your life, not more deeply into it."

Live free or die, bitches. Fuck you if you've become so lazy that you need to pay someone else to do your thinking for you.

warren · Post by **warren** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:47 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
warren wrote:I mean are you willing to allow China, Russia, Iran, N. Korea, etc. to dictate to us whether or not we can provide missle defence?

Listen to Dr. Paul more carefully. He is on the record as saying that the United Nations is an affront to the US Constitution. No one in the UN is an elected representative of the US People, and Article 1, Section 8 makes it pretty clear that only elected representatives of the US People have the authority to commit US Forces to an armed conflict. His philosophy is that no other country, nor any other branch of the US government has that authority. The United Nations is at odds with the US Constitution.

Basically, he's the only politician with the balls to admit our "social engineering" experiments of the last 60 years have been an absolute failure, and need to change.

As far as the "isolationism"... not a fair argument, IMO. As long as the US is Top Dog, people will be more than willing to sell us the goods and services we need, and they won't need to have a gun pointed at them to do so... extremely basic example of supply/demand economics.

And the greatest words any politician has spoken in decades "I just want to get the government out of your life, not more deeply into it."

Live free or die, bitches. Fuck you if you've become so lazy that you need to pay someone else to do your thinking for you.

All of what you say has some validity, in Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory.Please don't be insulted by my seemingly simple retort. While I agree that many of our "social/military experiments" may not have had the desired and immediate effects that you daydreamers wish, they have achieved freedom for millions, broken evil, torturous, regime's that wish to purpotrate the same against every one of you and all of your children.

Our "Domino Effect" credo has kept our Nation somewhat safe from an apocolyptic death scene, even with the panderings of negotiating willy nilly's like the Madeline Allbrights and Sillary Clinton's of the world.

You and the like's of your hippie assed, "let's just all get along" ilk will soon witness a true "axis of evil" if we don't crush these bitches and take no prisoners.

Bush has our courageuous Border Patrol Agents living in Federal Prison squalor while the Gitmo gang get's prayer rug's, foot bathing, and MuslimTV. That's just one reason why I've given up on his Ivy league ass. Then you have that Speaker of the House bitch Pelosi who want's to cut off our supply lines so we can whine about genocide that we know nothing about and can affect no change to better anyone's lives in the present. Imean didn't Clinton's apology for America's practice of slavery change the world forever? Why didn't he get a Nobel or a fat intern for that aquiescence of guilt? I know I felt their pain.

Our border's are begging for a thermo-nuke to be brought over by Manuel Labor on his way to pick Strawberry's and you fucks are worried about the NSA listening in on your 1-900-JERK-OFF calls.

Gore's getting another Million for Peace because the Polar Bears are drowning and his GulfStream can't get enough french fry grease to form a flight plan to Stockholm.

We are being laughed at by the world.

Wakey wakey you fools, before it's too late. I love my wife, and I used to regret the fact that we've passed the point of logistically having some kid's to raise. However, now I'm just relegated to Praying for all of your children and their's to come and thinking my lucky stars I don't have to tell W Jr. that he needs to learn Spanish and have cabrito for Thanksgiving.

I just hope you folks realize if we don't stop wasting our gray matter on Britney and K-fraud and getting real, those kid's are in for a wild ass ride that even I would shudder from.

warren · Post by **warren** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:52 pm

mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:As far as the "isolationism"... not a fair argument, IMO. As long as the US is Top Dog, people will be more than willing to sell us the goods and services we need, and they won't need to have a gun pointed at them to do so... extremely basic example of supply/demand economics.
Name one "top dog" in all of recorded history that had things work that way.

Paul's policy is ignorant, stupid and quite possibly fatal. Put down the tricorn hat and join the rest of the world in the 21st century, freak.

Oh, and by the way, I forgot to say RACK!

Rep. Paul would be cool for a mushroom tea party down at Kitty's Purple Cow on Surfside Beach, in his district, but other than that he better step away from the bong and give someone else a spot on the debate podium. LMAO!

warren · Post by **warren** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:52 pm

mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:As far as the "isolationism"... not a fair argument, IMO. As long as the US is Top Dog, people will be more than willing to sell us the goods and services we need, and they won't need to have a gun pointed at them to do so... extremely basic example of supply/demand economics.
Name one "top dog" in all of recorded history that had things work that way.

Paul's policy is ignorant, stupid and quite possibly fatal. Put down the tricorn hat and join the rest of the world in the 21st century, freak.

Oh, and by the way, I forgot to say RACK!

Rep. Paul would be cool for a mushroom tea party down at Kitty's Purple Cow on Surfside Beach, in his district, but other than that he better step away from the bong and give someone else a spot on the debate podium. LMAO!

warren · Post by **warren** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:52 pm

mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:As far as the "isolationism"... not a fair argument, IMO. As long as the US is Top Dog, people will be more than willing to sell us the goods and services we need, and they won't need to have a gun pointed at them to do so... extremely basic example of supply/demand economics.
Name one "top dog" in all of recorded history that had things work that way.

Paul's policy is ignorant, stupid and quite possibly fatal. Put down the tricorn hat and join the rest of the world in the 21st century, freak.

Oh, and by the way, I forgot to say RACK!

Rep. Paul would be cool for a mushroom tea party down at Kitty's Purple Cow on Surfside Beach, in his district, but other than that he better step away from the bong and give someone else a spot on the debate podium. LMAO!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:24 pm

I'd say you've more than made up for any forgotten rackings at this point.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:23 pm

It's called the Gherkin. We knew that Warren was coming to visit. Unfortunately, it didn't vibrate, so he wasn't interested.

warren · Post by **warren** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:16 am

Nishlord wrote:It's called the Gherkin. We knew that Warren was coming to visit. Unfortunately, it didn't vibrate, so he wasn't interested.

Thanks for the slam Nish, I really have mellowed, and I really am glad to know that your're still kicking.

Texas' weather is about like London's today, I guess it followed me.

Take care bra and thanks for reminding me of the species of pickle your man so slighted the Wharf with.

Doesn't it make you long for the scenes from "The Long Good Friday" when it was still just a dump waiting for Bob the Hoskins to muck wit the IRA?

Cheers Nish, I'll always be a Yank, but I miss your Country and your culture every time I leave, I just don't miss your taxes and your imigration policies. Oh hell, how can I say that, I live in Texas for God's sakes?

Scouts out.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:04 am

warren wrote:No dude, I really have given up on the Bush. I have to admit that I, being a dyed in the wool Republican, and a Texas homer bought into his bullshit. I claim ignorance and I credit a strong Republican club that I've been attending since I got back for having shown me the light. I move around so frequently that I don't focus in on some of the intricacies of this psuedo-Texan-cowboy wannabee and his out and out misguided policy. Because my Grandmother is a substantial Elephant contributor and my cousin by marriage is Chet Edwards (D) Waco,Texas I have been given multiple opportunities to meet and even dine with our President. He's a great guy to have a beer with but that's about it I guess.

Bwaaah!

warren wrote:I still support a means to a victory in the two wars and I'll still fight tooth and nail to keep the Billary clan out of the Oval

Same here, brother. Honestly. No way in HELL this Independent is voting for shillary, unless ... our only choice is between that bitch and Shit Romney. That guy makes Bill Clinton look clean. Fuck him. I'm hoping Giuliani wins the GOP nomination. No fucking WAY will I cast my vote for Shillary, outside of Shit surviving the GOP bloodbath.

warren wrote:but I must admit my lack of education and close mindedness led me astray on some Bush stances both foriegn and domestic (i.e. spending).

No worries, bro, it probably runs in the family. How's you're cousin, Jenna, doing, btw?

warren wrote:Hell dude, I'm just freaking oilfield trash trying to stumble my way to a good life and make the best decisions for this wonderful Country that we all share.

Aren't we all.

warren wrote:Take care Radio Fan, and no, I'm not in San MarcOs,

So sue me, bitch.

Get your ass back to this board, btw. We need some resident tards.

warren · Post by **warren** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:50 pm

RadioFan wrote:
warren wrote:No dude, I really have given up on the Bush. I have to admit that I, being a dyed in the wool Republican, and a Texas homer bought into his bullshit. I claim ignorance and I credit a strong Republican club that I've been attending since I got back for having shown me the light. I move around so frequently that I don't focus in on some of the intricacies of this psuedo-Texan-cowboy wannabee and his out and out misguided policy. Because my Grandmother is a substantial Elephant contributor and my cousin by marriage is Chet Edwards (D) Waco,Texas I have been given multiple opportunities to meet and even dine with our President. He's a great guy to have a beer with but that's about it I guess.
Bwaaah!

warren wrote:I still support a means to a victory in the two wars and I'll still fight tooth and nail to keep the Billary clan out of the Oval
Same here, brother. Honestly. No way in HELL this Independent is voting for shillary, unless ... our only choice is between that bitch and Shit Romney. That guy makes Bill Clinton look clean. Fuck him. I'm hoping Giuliani wins the GOP nomination. No fucking WAY will I cast my vote for Shillary, outside of Shit surviving the GOP bloodbath.

warren wrote:but I must admit my lack of education and close mindedness led me astray on some Bush stances both foriegn and domestic (i.e. spending).
No worries, bro, it probably runs in the family. How's you're cousin, Jenna, doing, btw?

warren wrote:Hell dude, I'm just freaking oilfield trash trying to stumble my way to a good life and make the best decisions for this wonderful Country that we all share.
Aren't we all.

warren wrote:Take care Radio Fan, and no, I'm not in San MarcOs,
So sue me, bitch.

Get your ass back to this board, btw. We need some resident tards.

I think you've satisfied the tard quota for a long time, but as I've alway's said,"it ain't a party 'till sumpin's spilled!"

I've got a few day's left so I's a be spillin' a bunch of tardness all over schlong swilling bitches.

Hell of a day it is to see that there's still a little fire in this house.

Have a good one, will check in during the duration.

W.