Darwin swings and misses...

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:32 pm

The Hampton family built a fake spider web out of nylon and draped it inside their Tampa home for Halloween this year.

Dawn Hampton said her son, Cade, became entangled in the web and was unable to breathe.

She said she will never forget finding her son in the web.

"His little face, I saw it around his neck and his face is completely reddish purple," mother Dawn Hampton said.

The spider web was so tight that Cade's parents said they were not able to get a finger between it and his neck. The couple quickly cut the nylon with scissors and saved the child.

"All I was doing was wrapping it around my shoulders and it caught up to my neck and I couldn't breathe," Cade said.

Cade suffered bruises around his neck but no serious injuries.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:35 pm

Another good reason to hate Halloween.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:39 pm

Where's Shelob when you really need her?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:40 pm

You think he looked like this :brad: when mom spotted him?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:41 pm

You're right, trev. I also hate Easter because some middle america halfwit might try to inhale easter eggs, or because some nimrods in mesoamerica reenact the Passion and somebody gets dead.

I fucking HATE the 4th because some other simpleton probably will stick a firecracker in his butthole and light it.

But mostly, I HATE phpBB because it only logs you out half the time.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:42 pm

PSU, you hate me. Just say it. It'll make you feel better.

Too $hort · Post by **Too $hort** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:48 pm

trev wrote:PSU, you hate me. Just say it. It'll make you feel better.

bitch, listen. i think BitchSmacked spoke for the entire board when he said to you "why don't you go drink a fifth and drive the kids to the mall?"

I don't hate you, bitch. In fact, I got a way for you to make a lot of money on the side...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:50 pm

Not at all, trev. I don't hate you one little bit. I like to crack you for mistreating your keyboard so exquisitely, but that's not "hate". I might scream you down when you burn the cookies, but that's because I love you.

Maybe we could cyber? Are you a squirter? Are those natural? Ever put on a glitter thong?

I love you, trev. With a little patience, our love will rise and make it clear of the flames.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:57 pm

The fact you aren't logging trev out every day means there's some compassion there.

warren · Post by **warren** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:58 pm

trev wrote:PSU, you hate me. Just say it. It'll make you feel better.

If that's the case, by him admitting he hates you, then I'd make to your personal celabratory holliday.

Halloween does suck, and for the most part so does PSU.

Freaking pagan's and their need for another excuse to dress in drag, imbibe vodka incessantly all the while providing the perfect web for trapping young male tricker treaters with masks on for personal enjoyment.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:03 pm

I think PSU loves me but hates when I post. I'm really not sure. He's really confusing. But that's the feeling I'm getting. No, I'd never want to cyber with you PSU. Hope that doesn't offend you further.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:05 pm

warren wrote:
trev wrote:PSU, you hate me. Just say it. It'll make you feel better.
If that's the case, by him admitting he hates you, then I'd make to your personal celabratory holliday.

Halloween does suck, and for the most part so does PSU.

Freaking pagan's and their need for another excuse to dress in drag, imbibe vodka incessantly all the while providing the perfect web for trapping young male tricker treaters with masks on for personal enjoyment.

Word. I've bode now. And kids begging for candy and getting sick...I'm not down. I don't mind Easter at all. (The non commercial part.)

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:26 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The fact you aren't logging trev out every day means there's some compassion there.

Nothing fills my meatarm with blood quicker than running the

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RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:33 am

PSUFAN wrote:You're right, trev. I also hate Easter because some middle america halfwit might try to inhale easter eggs, or because some nimrods in mesoamerica reenact the Passion and somebody gets dead.

I fucking HATE the 4th because some other simpleton probably will stick a firecracker in his butthole and light it.

But mostly, I HATE phpBB because it only logs you out half the time.

FUCK you're bitter....almost as bitter as RtSvcal.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:03 am

Mikey wrote:Where's Shelob when you really need her?

Someone stuck a pin in her. Didn't you hear?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:31 pm

warren wrote:Freaking pagan's and their need for another excuse to dress in drag, imbibe vodka incessantly all the while providing the perfect web for trapping young male tricker treaters with masks on for personal enjoyment.

Phoenix Rob, is that you? YOU SICK FUCK.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:01 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Look who sucks

Let me guess, you have fake spider webs all over your trailer?