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Say goodbye to every endurance record in the books if this ever gets perfected for use on humans.
Nov.1, 2007 -- Scientists at Case Western Reserve University have genetically engineered mice that outrun, outlive, and out-eat ordinary mice while staying lean, light, and fertile well into old age.

Chalk it up to a change in a single gene.

That genetic tweak boosted levels of an enzyme called PEPCK-C in the mice's skeletal muscles, knocking mice's muscle metabolism into orbit.

"They are metabolically similar to Lance Armstrong biking up the Pyrenees," researcher Richard Hanson, PhD, says in a news release.

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We should be spending money on this shit instead of Star Wars. Can you imagine how much ass kicking Special Forces guys could do if they could fight twice as long and twice as hard as the enemy without any rest?
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Yeah, until the enemy gets a hold of that technology that is.
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Mister Bushice wrote:Yeah, until the enemy gets a hold of that technology that is.
Our enemies trust science even less than our President.

If that is possible.
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I wasn't commenting on if. from Mice to Men is a big leap, but once it's available, everyone will want it.
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Mister Bushice wrote:I wasn't commenting on if. from Mice to Men is a big leap, but once it's available, everyone will want it.
Everybody wants a 70 inch TV and a Lexus too. It doesn't mean they'll get it.
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