Now this is some good shit

[BSmack]

No really man, check out this shit. It will get you higher than a motherfucker.

Kids using human waste to get high?????

Which of course begs a few questions...

1. Just how stupid are cops in Collier County?

2. Even if this were true, why should cops care?

[Mikey]

What's next...bangstill?

[BSmack]

What's next...bangstill?

You can only go up from Bangstill.

[Goober McTuber]

Could go a long way towards explaining the thought processes of SEC fan.

[Dinsdale]

Could go a long way towards explaining the thought processes of SEC fan.

You might be onto something...

Could definitely explain the "euphoria" they experience every time the OOC schedules are released.

[Dinsdale]

Actually we prefer moonshine and/or mushrooms.

Would it be too much to ask of you people to refrain from partaking until after the scheduling meetings?

But it does explain some things... I suppose if I downed about a pound of good shrooms, it's concievable that I could see where Florida International and Middle Tennessee might be suitable opponents.

[Mister Bushice]

What's next...bangstill?

You can only go up from Bangstill.

You meant down, right?

[Dinsdale]

Wise move with the delete job, JSC... since you were about to get clowned for what you posted.

[Mikey]

What's next...bangstill?

You can only go up from Bangstill.

You meant down, right?

Try the Bangstill and you won't know the difference.

[Dinsdale]

Oh. I can see where with all the other threads with commentary on SEC scheduling, you could become confused.


Anyhoo... Keep talking, bud. At present, LSU is #12 in SoS, and Oregon is #13. Oregon doesn't have a game Saturday, sandbagging for a Thursday Nighter. Their next 3 opponents actually play in a BCS conference.

Saturday, LSU plays... Louisiana Tech.

What do you think happens to that SoS after a barnburner with Tech?


Sorry SEC... the time has come for more balls and less mouth.

[Mister Bushice]

You can only go up from Bangstill.

You meant down, right?

Try the Bangstill and you won't know the difference.

From what I remember, Bangstill results in a three day orgasm following by liver death. There's just no up from there.

[Dinsdale]

What do you think happens after the SEC championship game?

Some overrated team gets even more overrated.

What happens after the PAC 10 championship game? Oh, never mind about that one.

You're right -- the PAC doesn't need to find loopholes and attempt to rig the system in order to try and cheat the system.

You followed our example of forming conferences and participating in Bowls. Stcik to the Plan We Gave You, rather than trying to do end-arounds on it.

How many ranked teams have Ohio State and Oregon played again?

Here we go...

First, you know as well as I that beating a ranked team can precipitate a fall from the rankings for the beaten team.

Michigan was ranked at the time of their demise (who then dropped out, and has since worked their way up to #12, or thereabouts). Kal was ranked #6 at the time. USC was #10, depending on which rankings you go by. AssU was #4 in the BCS, #6 in the AP.


Matter of fact, besides LSU, Michigan currently has a higher BCS ranking than any team in the SEC, except one... who LSU hasn't played.

And AssU is ranked even higher than all non-LSU SEC teams in the BCS.

You were saying, retard? That makes not one, not two, but fucking THREE "better wins" for Oregon than LSU's "best win."

Say, did you know that in the PAC 10, seven of the teams have 3 or more losses, and four of them have six losses?

Kind of like the 3 losses that your "signature game" opponent has?


You really don't want to go down this path, do you inbred?

Really?

You REALLY want the PAC10 to launch into the "yeah, that's because we beat each other up" defense?


Tell you what -- try having someone... anyone from your conference beat someone from a BCS conference on the road sometime this century, and you won't look like nearly such a tool with that line of reasoning.


"Planes, airports"... ever heard of them, motherfucker?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Rack Jankem. I'm all about killing two birds with one stone.

~The Bootie Lover

[Jimmy Medalions]

Try the Bangstill and you won't know the difference.

Curiosity got the better of me...

What is "bangstill" and what do you need to have to get some?

The answer is, of course (hi Nate!):

Coquagline Highly toxic
Description A synthetic chemical produced strictly for plumbing clogs
Classification Amphetamine with tendencies toward hallucinogenic
Addiction High
Street Name Bangstill
Slang Names Stiff, sit shit, pink death, powder load
Composition Lithium chloride,Dihexel-finalbimorphate 6 Dextrose,Hydrochloric magnizophate,Benzoplasma
Production In household kitchens and bathrooms without copper fixtures. Can be bought from wholesale chemical houses. (Strictly protected, must have plumbing license and valid plumber's drug test card to purchase.)
Legality Illegal for abuse
Forms Pills and powder, rarely but sometimes liquid
Storage Room temperature (anywhere above 88 degrees will turn mixture to highly toxic fumes)
Length of Effects 6-74 hours

Measured Effects

0 min. Ingestion.

1 min. - 5 min. The drug is absorbed through mucus membranes.

5 min. - 40 min. The drug hits the brain and effects are perceived immediately. Some describe it as "an orgasm out of nowhere." The user feels intense pleasure accompanied by an actual orgasm. This stage lasts for over thirty minutes and the user is immobile in his chair or in the area where the drug was ingested. The user generally has a pleasurable expression but experiences severe body seizures. Researchers speculate that at this stage the drug affects the sexual response system of the brain, as it causes the user to have an extended orgasm of up to an hour in duration.

40 min. - 2 hrs. The user feels neither drained nor tired after the orgasm. In fact, he seems to have more energy than usual. He cannot sit still and seeks oral gratification. To satisfy this intense urge, the user will place almost anything in his mouth. With so much energy, the user is extremely hard to control. Most users choke to death at this point.

2 hrs. - 6 hrs. The user is full of energy and will sometimes see hallucinations. A fear of closed spaces occurs. The user must be outdoors or violent behavior may result. Once outside, the user will seek to smell everything.

6 hrs. - 8 hrs. Through this phase, the user focuses almost entirely on the intense pleasure gained from smell. Users have been observed to be totally absorbed for hours by the aroma of a single flower. Users describe this stage as a loss of self and a breaking down of the ego. It is unclear whether the smells perceived are hallucinogenic or actual.

8 hrs - 24 hrs. In this stage, smells are still perceived, but intense pain comes from the kidneys, due to the filtering of the drug from the blood stream. The drug becomes strongly basic. The kidneys are partially dissolved and permanent damage occurs. Most users pass out or go into shock at this point. It seems that the users who survive this phase are mostly heavy heroin users under the influence of both drugs at the same time.

24 hrs - 74 hrs. The user is suddenly relieved of pain through the urinating of the drug's by-products. The user is again euphoric and continues on another extended orgasm lasting from one to three days [depending on dosage]. The user is capable of little activity and will be wracked by convulsions. This stage is characterized by a complete lack of desire to eat, drink or sleep.

74 hrs.+ At this beginning of this period, most users die of starvation or dehydration. The survivors usually enter a deep depression lasting between a week and a year. Suicidal tendencies are exhibited throughout and a full 70% of users kill themselves.

This may explain why Irie is gone...

[Dinsdale]

So... if almost all of the users die during one phase, and the final phase does in 70% of the already scant remainder...


Who exactly reported all of these well-documented effects?


Can you say "urban legend"? Thought you could.

[Jimmy Medalions]

Ya but parts of it seem kinda cool.

[Mikey]

So... if almost all of the users die during one phase, and the final phase does in 70% of the already scant remainder...


Who exactly reported all of these well-documented effects?


Can you say "urban legend"? Thought you could.

Your perceptive insight never ceases to amaze.

Most Bangstill "addictions" don't actually last very long.

[warren]

Could go a long way towards explaining the thought processes of SEC fan.

Actually we prefer moonshine and/or mushrooms.

No shit dude, and no pun intended, however, we know how to seperate our neurons in the South.

It's either glue, carburator cleaner or any other household product that defects the liver.

Hell, I'll bet my last dollar that the coon ass attorney, JSC has even ate the scrotum of a rotten possum when his plaintiff felled short and crack dealer in Norleans said "that's enough counseloooor."

I myself, having given up the juice, due to wetbrain, but I sooo miss those damn shrooms. I've got 12 head of black angus out here, and not a one of them shits the formula to turn a patty and get you a good psyliciban. (fuck sp?)

Keep on rocking in the freeworld, bangstills.

[Dinsdale]

We don't have that problem here, btw.

Neither do we.

Sin,
Highest concentration of silly mushrooms on earth


On the North Coast, the first couplefew miles inland is a coastal plain. It's a giant mudhole most of the year, and agriculturally, is mostly suitable for dairy cows. Combine the constanly-damp mudhole with hundreds of thousands of cows in an area where the Liberty Cap was alreday the overwhelming dominant local fungus... you get the picture. Some places, you can't see the ground for all the shrooms... literally.

Although right about this time of year, the rainforests of the western slopes of the Cascades kicks out the Conifer Psilocybe like it's going out of style, which is a much larger, meatier example. Although the Liberty Cap lookalikes aren't liver-trashers, so they have that going for them.


But I hear that the Gulf Coast cranks out some bigazz Cubensis at a rabid clip, as well(sidenote -- for as long as I can remember, "cubensis" has been a generic term (at least here on the West Coast) for any of the larger species of hallucinogenic mushrooms, even though cubensis don't grow outside of the Gulf region, as far as I know).

But around this seasom, when we go spend time up on Mt Hood at a friend's cabin, we have to pick the confers off the firewood before we burn it(I guess "have to" is a stretch -- I'm sure they'd burn just fine). Shit's everywhere. Alternately, if a person was interested in such shroom hunting, the conifers can usually be found here in the Valley, if you hit up one of the plentiful christmas tree farms around here(lots of reasons for all of the christmas tree farms, the two main ones being that firs grow like weeds here, and they make for a sweet property tax dodge, even if you have no intention of harvesting them -- they then become "timber" -- agricultural businesses don't pay the exhorbitant property tax like residences do).


Ahhhhh, mushrooms.

[OCmike]

Check what you're feeding those angus, I've heard that some feed has something to prevent the shrooms from growing. We don't have that problem here, btw. The right time of year, you can drive around and pick grocery bags full of them.

WARNING: do NOT pick mushrooms unless you are 100% sure that you can identify the right kind. There are some that look similar but are not the right ones, and they will make you VERY sick and could kill you.

Is that what caused your liver to fail? :D

[Mister Bushice]

So... if almost all of the users die during one phase, and the final phase does in 70% of the already scant remainder...


Who exactly reported all of these well-documented effects?


Can you say "urban legend"? Thought you could.

No. All it would take is one hospital admittance.

My neighbors wife is a nurse, and she's told us stories of every fucked up case of "how can I get high-er" there is.

Last week, some alky dude was admitted because he ran out of booze, so he drank a couple of bottles of rubbing alcohol.

So some brain dead dipshit U & L'er hears about the "bangstill" high, gets some from his plumber dad, take the shit while his idiot friend watches, thhe goes into convulsions, friend panics and calls 911, he gets rushed to hospital, then gets monitored until he dies.

and there's more than one idiot up there.

Not too hard to come up with a list of indications, plus the autopsy would fill in the rest. add a few more cases, because there WOULD be more stupid people than you could count trying it, and voila. No legend.

[Dinsdale]

Alrighty then...


So, we're to believe that dead people give accurate accountings of their own death.

Sounds reasonable to me.

And like any good urban legend, it's got those added details to make it sound even more believable. Not only are we to believe that someone who is high as balls and havinbg an hours-long orgasm is taking detailed notes, but we're to believe he's carrying a stopwatch on him at all times, too.

"Well, since I'm going to die, I should probably take some good notes, so the nurse can impress her neighbor's husband with the details of my demise... yeah, that's it."


Sounds perfectly believable, alright -- and doesn't share any of the same ultra-attention to detail as the other big urban legends or anything like that.


Hey -- did you hear they took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary?

[Mikey]

To be an "urban legend" I would think that it would have to actually be believed and spread by, oh, two or more people.

This is something that somebody made up and posted because he thought it was funny. I don't think that counts as an urban legend.
Anybody who even thinks about taking this seriously is either whacked or frum the U&L where maybe it doesn't sound so outrageous.

If we all make a concentrated effort and post it everywhere and send it out to all of our emails lists, maybe we could turn it into an urban legend.

[BSmack]

If we all make a concentrated effort and post it everywhere and send it out to all of our emails lists, maybe we could turn it into an urban legend.

Not with Dinsdale, Defender of Truth, Justice and the American Skank standing in your way. He will shove a prosthetic cockblock right down your email server.

[Dinsdale]

To be an "urban legend" I would think that it would have to actually be believed by, oh, two or more people.

Count me in as one of them. My next door neighbor's friend's cousin's neighbor's cousin says it's perfectly plausable, and she should know, since she was in the operating room when they had to surgically remove the gerbil from Richard Gere's ass.

Sin,
Bushice

[Mikey]

Well, there you go.

I think Drano has a similar effect, but is a lot easier to obtain. Not sure why anybody would actually go with the Bangstill.

[Mister Bushice]

Alrighty then...


So, we're to believe that dead people give accurate accountings of their own death.

They sure do.

Sin,

The coroners office.

. Not only are we to believe that someone who is high as balls and havinbg an hours-long orgasm is taking detailed notes, but we're to believe he's carrying a stopwatch on him at all times, too.

No, but individuals rushed to the hospital with convulsions are closely observed, and there are hospital personnel taking notes.

Sounds perfectly believable, alright -- and doesn't share any of the same ultra-attention to detail as the other big urban legends or anything like that.

All I'm saying is, given the stupidity of addictive humans, especially drug users and those who would do anything to get high, ANYTHING is possible.

However, in this case I agree it's doubtful there is a chemical out there called Benzoplasma. :)

[BSmack]

However, in this case I agree it's doubtful there is a chemical out there called Benzoplasma. :)

You obviously don't have your plumbing license and valid plumber's drug test card.

:wink:

[Mister Bushice]

I do however have two intact Kidneys.