dude picked the wrong house to break into.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:28 am

A few nights ago, some pos scumbag "latin king" member decided to break into the house of a guy I work with.

Ron works nights, so he wasn't home, but, his girlfriend was and, unfortunately for julio, so were melinda and jessica, his great danes.

Dumbfukk broke out a door window and let himself in. The pups heard him and headed downstairs. Ron's girlfriend was awakened by growls and screams.

Ron was called at work by his girlfriend. The police were there, but, were unable to get to this poor fukk as the dogs had him in the garage and were playing tug of war. One had him by the neck, the other the leg. Eventually they let him go and dude was lifestared to the hospital where he received 6 units of blood and 317 stitches.

Rack the hell out of those bitches.

The weird thing is, he said that his dogs are usually like most great danes, big pussycats. Well, I guess they just don't like puerto ricans, like most folks.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:34 am

paging "scum-bag lawyer" ??

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:42 am

yeah, no shit. too bad dude survived. the cops have told ron to expect to be sued.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:30 am

smackaholic wrote:yeah, no shit. too bad dude survived. the cops have told ron to expect to be sued.

That's easy enough to counter. You countersue the fuck for the damage his blood caused to your carpet and the metal anguish associated with his criminal act on both you and your wife. You get some right wing talk show host to take up your cause and use him to raise money for your defense. You know, someone like Curtis Sliwa. Guys like that are always down for some law and order red meat. Meanwhile, POS scumbag criminal's attorney starts to wonder if he'll ever see a dime and quietly offers to drop the suit in exchange for you dropping yours.

No balls, no glory.