i've fukkin had it

AP's Self of Steam · Post by **AP's Self of Steam** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:43 am

after all of the vicious plungerings and barebacked rapings i've taken today, i've decide to throw up my hands and wave a white flag comprised of my size 48 women's panties tied to a branch. i've had enough. my massive, nati ice fueled ego and irrational logic just can't function well anymore.

i guess i'll hop in my 97 festiva, gather up my collection of drag queen bondage porn, and drive to the land of hopes and dreams: yuima, arizona: where fags and fairies are free to prance around how ever they feel. where TRUE freedom resides.

fuck you all.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:16 am

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:52 am

Location: Rock Bottom

Oh my dear Lord, I laughed. Hard.

Rack this Troll

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:53 am

This makes three I had nothing to do with.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:24 am

I've noticed an increase of in-fighting amongst the brothers and sisters of T1B and our distant cousins scattered across the boards since The Great zz Panty Caper broke.

What is happening to us? Why do we tear each other down? Have we lost our humanity?
Can't we all just get along, and unite under the banner of dismantling this guy...

Please...I beg of you...just hold it together 'till the Reindeer Trolls show up.

~~~ presses face up against frosty window...looks longingly up at the night sky, hoping for the joyous sight of reindeer silhouette against a chilly winter's full moon ~~~

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:28 am

...and , dear God, please tell me that can of shaving cream on the sink counter isn't there because zz
decided to [shudder] shave down [/shudder] for his 27 year old "hottie"...

Dear sweet merciful Jesus......no....just....NO!!!!!

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:14 am

There is no 27 year old hottie. I've been trying to explain this for awhile now.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:20 am

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:39 am

keerist!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:33 am

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You're toast, AP.

Maybe you'll chose to stay around,
but you, like Shrub, Irie, Paul and a few
select others, will never rise above being
anything other than a board circus act.[/align]

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:39 am

MadRussian wrote:

Good God!

warren · Post by **warren** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:20 pm

I've GOT to send ZZ a gift basket of Old Spice products or something of equal or less value, his "coming out" party has inspired this shithole again.

I'm kicking back bored silly and this stuff is really class.

If you fuckers could throw the reindeer back in the mix I'll even spring for a fruit basket for all.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:54 pm

warren wrote:I've GOT to send ZZ a gift basket of Old Spice products or something of equal or less value

Toss a bottle of Windex in the basket so he can clean the money shot off his mirror.

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:30 am

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:29 pm

Martyred wrote:...and , dear God, please tell me that can of shaving cream on the sink counter isn't there because zz
decided to [shudder] shave down [/shudder] for his 27 year old "hottie"...

Dear sweet merciful Jesus......no....just....NO!!!!!

Well, he screwed up the concept of “getting into a girl’s pants”. It’s entirely conceivable that he’s looking at “getting a little trim”.

Dan Vogel · Post by **Dan Vogel** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:00 pm

What a rediculous group of people. The way you people are carrying on about this is absurd on so many levels. The reaction is as if this Atomic Punk guy has created a crime against humanity. First of all statistics tell us that about 14% of the population is gay. The number would be higher if not for fear of disclosure due to the stigma attached to homosexuality in our culture. So suppose that Atomic Punk is gay. So what?

Secondly you should evaluate your own posting content and look in that mirror. The things a lot of you habitually write about is continually sexually perverse and of the most negativity possible. Just always looking to bash someone and puff out your chest. What if your family saw how you carried yourself? Impressive?

Third as far as I can tell Atomic Punk is a single man. He has no family to be accountable to and he can get his enjoyment however he wants to. In this case he had on womens underwear and took a picutre. And that is the end of the world? The statistics say that the odds are that some of you posting messages here are either gay or have had gay experiences. Its nearly a sure thing. I have. In college my roommate and I had some homosexual activity. We were single and it was nobodys business exept for our own. Now I'm married and love my wife and children and teach them all right. My party days are long gone but they are nothing to be mocked for.

So if Atomic Punk is gay its no issue. And if he was just blowing off steam or something else it isnt a public matter. And a lot of you act disgracefully worse than he ever has I think. This is silly and just drop it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:08 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:The statistics say that the odds are that some of you posting messages here are either gay or have had gay experiences. Its nearly a sure thing. I have. In college my roommate and I had some homosexual activity.

Shocking. Absolutely shocking.

Sincerely,

No it isn't.

Once a dick-smoker, always a dick-smoker.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:08 pm

I really think this bears repeating:

Dan Vogel wrote:The statistics say that the odds are that some of you posting messages here are either gay or have had gay experiences. Its nearly a sure thing. I have. In college my roommate and I had some homosexual activity.

Shocking. Absolutely shocking.

Sincerely,

No it isn't.

Once a dick-smoker, always a dick-smoker.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:10 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:In college my roommate and I had some homosexual activity.

That's what Guy Fawkes said.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:19 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:What a rediculous group of people. The way you people are carrying on about this is absurd on so many levels. The reaction is as if this Atomic Punk guy has created a crime against humanity. First of all statistics tell us that about 14% of the population is gay. The number would be higher if not for fear of disclosure due to the stigma attached to homosexuality in our culture. So suppose that Atomic Punk is gay. So what?

Secondly you should evaluate your own posting content and look in that mirror. The things a lot of you habitually write about is continually sexually perverse and of the most negativity possible. Just always looking to bash someone and puff out your chest. What if your family saw how you carried yourself? Impressive?

Third as far as I can tell Atomic Punk is a single man. He has no family to be accountable to and he can get his enjoyment however he wants to. In this case he had on womens underwear and took a picutre. And that is the end of the world? The statistics say that the odds are that some of you posting messages here are either gay or have had gay experiences. Its nearly a sure thing. I have. In college my roommate and I had some homosexual activity. We were single and it was nobodys business exept for our own. Now I'm married and love my wife and children and teach them all right. My party days are long gone but they are nothing to be mocked for.

So if Atomic Punk is gay its no issue. And if he was just blowing off steam or something else it isnt a public matter. And a lot of you act disgracefully worse than he ever has I think. This is silly and just drop it.

Fucking cock sucking pillow biting faggot, does your wife know you are a homo?
Go fist yourself with a lit bundle of dynamite

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:46 pm

Dan, I wondered why you haven't been complaining about mvscal's weekly "visits". Don't lie - mvscal's been holding your marriage together, right?

dan's college room mate · Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:04 pm

7 years troll free. 7 fukkin' years!!! but, this one's too hard to pass up.

danny boy!!!! wassup, bro?

dan's college room mate · Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:07 pm

I miss you, dan. Miss you something terrible.

Whataya say we get together for a few drinks? ;)

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:18 pm

dan's college room mate wrote:7 years troll free.

Should have made it at least 8.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:22 pm

Dan,

Did you ever graduate from Cornell?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:34 pm

From his post, it sounds like he graduated from Cornhole.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:36 pm

My guess is that Dan's PM pussy is now full of the REST of the pictures.

dan's college room mate · Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:40 pm

Mikey wrote:
dan's college room mate wrote:7 years troll free.
Should have made it at least 8.

EAD, fatboy.

Why don't you get the hot tub ready. I'll swing on over and show you a little something. I bet you'll like it as much as danny.

dan's college room mate · Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:45 pm

MadRussian wrote:
Dan Vogel wrote:What a rediculous group of people. The way you people are carrying on about this is absurd on so many levels. The reaction is as if this Atomic Punk guy has created a crime against humanity. First of all statistics tell us that about 14% of the population is gay. The number would be higher if not for fear of disclosure due to the stigma attached to homosexuality in our culture. So suppose that Atomic Punk is gay. So what?

Secondly you should evaluate your own posting content and look in that mirror. The things a lot of you habitually write about is continually sexually perverse and of the most negativity possible. Just always looking to bash someone and puff out your chest. What if your family saw how you carried yourself? Impressive?

Third as far as I can tell Atomic Punk is a single man. He has no family to be accountable to and he can get his enjoyment however he wants to. In this case he had on womens underwear and took a picutre. And that is the end of the world? The statistics say that the odds are that some of you posting messages here are either gay or have had gay experiences. Its nearly a sure thing. I have. In college my roommate and I had some homosexual activity. We were single and it was nobodys business exept for our own. Now I'm married and love my wife and children and teach them all right. My party days are long gone but they are nothing to be mocked for.

So if Atomic Punk is gay its no issue. And if he was just blowing off steam or something else it isnt a public matter. And a lot of you act disgracefully worse than he ever has I think. This is silly and just drop it.
Fucking cock sucking pillow biting faggot, does your wife know you are a homo?
Go fist yourself with a lit bundle of dynamite

Why all the hate towards danny violently anti gax folks have been shown to be supressing gax tendencies. Why don't you let me come over and help you release all that hate.

Danny was just like you when he showed up his freshman year. Now he's as gentle as a labrador retriever puppy.

AP's Self of Steam · Post by **AP's Self of Steam** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:49 pm

dan's college room mate wrote:Why don't you get the hot tub ready. I'll swing on over and show you a little something. I bet you'll like it as much as danny.

Stop by my place on the way. I could use a little pick me up. I'm staying at the Lazy T Motel. It's right by a liquor store, a shitty bar, a trailer park, and a halfway house. On the right off Rt. 21 and the expressway.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:54 pm

dan's college room mate wrote:
Mikey wrote:
dan's college room mate wrote:7 years troll free.
Should have made it at least 8.
EAD, fatboy.

Why don't you get the hot tub ready. I'll swing on over and show you a little something. I bet you'll like it as much as danny.

LOL.

I thought I had you pegged. Now I'm sure of it.

If I ever let you in my hot tub I'd have to retrofit with grease filters to skim about 6 inches of melted fat off the top.

BTW, I'm about to start a weight loss thread over in the food forum...it might be a good idea for you to stop by.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:14 pm

dan's college room mate wrote:7 years troll free. 7 fukkin' years!!! but, this one's too hard to pass up.

danny boy!!!! wassup, bro?

danaholic,

You guys could probably get together and watch American Idol or the Bachelor. Maybe discuss your love of all persons named “Clinton”.

P.S. There's a good reason why you should remain troll-free. You're not very good at it.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:20 pm

AP's Self of Steam wrote:I'm staying at the Lazy I Motel.

ftfy.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:13 pm

guess I should have lost the "troll free since 2000" thing first, huh?

Well, rack you fukking sherlocks for sniffing out a shit troll in short order.

So, mike, what sort of illfated diet plan do you have? I guess you've come to the realization thta you need to be in decent shape to outrun the next wildfire when the roads are jammed up by idjits that didn't get the fukk outta dodge in time.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:15 pm

dan's college room mate wrote:Why don't you let me come over and help you release all that hate.

Why not stop by our thuper festhtivus party instead?

Sin,

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:23 pm

RadioFan wrote:
dan's college room mate wrote:Why don't you let me come over and help you release all that hate.
Why not stop by our thuper festhtivus party instead?

Sin,

FTFY

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:42 pm

smackaholic wrote:So, mike, what sort of illfated diet plan do you have?

Looks like a modified Atkins.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:59 pm

Sorta.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:00 pm

smackaholic wrote:
So, mike, what sort of illfated diet plan do you have? I guess you've come to the realization thta you need to be in decent shape to outrun the next wildfire when the roads are jammed up by idjits that didn't get the fukk outta dodge in time.

Not that ambitious. I just want to make sure I can still fit into my Hyundai.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:41 pm

Can I give it a try? I'm feeling like a puss filled zit.

sin,