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Sissyroux and Rumplecow sigh breaths of relief

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Up until recently, this photo was likely the most publicized this board has ever known. The Hunchback and Dirty Sanchez decided one day to send a message of "mockery" to the denizens of T1B, which backfired like a George O'Leary resume.

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A VERY strong runner-up was born when RumpleForeskin decided to share his woman with this crowd. All of her. Jesus, man, a little bit of image re-sizing could've saved yourself a lifetime of ridicule.

But I think in even such a short amount of time, Pantygate 2007 has risen above.

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Everything about this scenario is priceless. From the pathetic attempt at saving "grace." To the spunked-up mirror in the brass-fixtured, 70's-style studio apartment bathroom. I'll bet you moved in on a BITCHIN' special. Preferred employer, perhaps? Oh yeah, and then there's that whole cross-dressing thingy. That's gonna leave a mark.

Hell, PSU wears a little brown in his shorts, but at least they're fucking BRIEFS.
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RACK Pantygate 2007
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What is that box on the sink?
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I still want to see a pic of the 27 year old hottie that made him do this.
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pron wrote:I still want to see a pic of the 27 year old hottie that made him do this.
Uhh...she is trapped in a well.
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pron wrote:I still want to see a pic of the 27 year old hottie that made him do this.
Ask and you shall receive. As it turns out, there was another pic floating around AP's hard drive.

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What about this tard?
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BSmack wrote:As it turns out, there was another pic floating around AP's hard drive.
Oh SHIT...it's FRIDAY NIGHT.

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MadRussian wrote:What about this tard?
I don't surf the other boards much, as I already waste enough time here as is, but...

I saw that thread at Smackbat and was almost tempted to register there to confirm that that is indeed Kaley. Not than anyone with a clue needed additional confirmation.

There will never be a bigger POS to infest these boards than that fuckstick.

AP, Rumple, Sissyroo, Paul combined pale in comparison. Actually, there IS no comparison. Those guys are just guilty of bad judgement and being really, really stupid. Probably decent enough folks in their own right.

Kaley? I wouldn't piss on that turd if it was on fire.
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Hell, I'd rather drink a beer with Gunslinger than Kaley. That's pretty fucking bad.
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War Wagon wrote:
MadRussian wrote:What about this tard?
I don't surf the other boards much, as I already waste enough time here as is, but...

I saw that thread at Smackbat and was almost tempted to register there to confirm that that is indeed Kaley. Not than anyone with a clue needed additional confirmation.

There will never be a bigger POS to infest these boards than that fuckstick.

AP, Rumple, Sissyroo, Paul combined pale in comparison. Actually, there IS no comparison. Those guys are just guilty of bad judgement and being really, really stupid. Probably decent enough folks in their own right.

Kaley? I wouldn't piss on that turd if it was on fire.
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Fucker just called you really, really stupid, and it’s his best post ever? :lol:
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hahahaha

Classic Paul!
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Goober McTuber wrote:Fucker just called you really, really stupid, and it’s his best post ever? :lol:
Anklebitersayswhat?
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Yawn.
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RevLimiter wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Fucker just called you really, really stupid, and it’s his best post ever? :lol:
Anklebitersayswhat?
“Anklebiter” says you’re still a fat fucking retard. And really, really stupid.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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R-Jack wrote:Image
NOW it's fixed.

I can do this as long as you want to R-JackMEoff...I could care less.
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Nope- I don't really care to have any more pics of myself Photochopped. If you don't like it then go fuck yourself.

R-JackMEoff meltdown in 5....4....3....2....1....
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You're totally bitching out on the deal? Do you take EVERY chance you get at refining your bitch game?
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RevLimiter wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Image
NOW it's fixed.

I can do this as long as you want to R-JackMEoff...I could care less.











I am calling bullshit... if you were looking directly down, your view of the dog and your chicken leg would be slightly more..... "obscured."



Like this:


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Fixed, bitch.
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Quiz Question for Fat Fuck...


Which T1B member got banned for sucking so badly he was intolerable?

Was it...

A) Fat Paul

B) Those he says are "anklebiters" that he claims to have gotten over on?



Time for another timeout, Fatty?
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R-Jack wrote:I goaded you (again) to running your mouth and making deals (again) only to back away and puss out when push came to shove (again).
You are quite skilled at riding the fence about these issues. Here you are on one hand taking AP to the cleaners for going Buffalo Bill, and on the other you are labeling Plagiarism Paul a coward for not posting his pic? Seems to me Steven Glass' pupil was actually brilliant in backing out on that goad job. If the fat parrot was paying attention at all over the past year, then he knows better to post a pic of himself and face the wrath of your never-ending ways of calling him a fat beast.

Shut the fuck up, R-Jack.
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mvscal wrote:No, you do.

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Gee fellas, I MIGHT just lose sleep over those "blasts".

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R-Jack wrote: asking Raydah James for tip on how to score whores.
Didn't you know Gaydar James is a bit light in the loafers too? You now see what results when you trust a cum-guzzling fairy to advise you on how to pick up women.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:If the fat parrot was paying attention at all over the past year, then he knows better to post a pic of himself
Next time you climb Mount Rumplebeast, don't stay too long. The altitude is cutting off the oxygen supply to your brain.

Or are you truly ignorant to the fact that KC McLardPaul called out R-jack first on the pics?

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R-Jack wrote:Rumps, I going to assume you were not gameplanning HARD for this one.
RumpleForeskin wrote: You are quite skilled at riding the fence about these issues.
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm sure you will elaborate if I read your next line.
On second thought, I'm pretty sure you have no fucking clue what you are talking about. I'm sure I can elaborate if I read your next line.
Here you are on one hand taking AP to the cleaners for going Buffalo Bill, and on the other you are labeling Plagiarism Paul a coward for not posting his pic?

Whew. Thanks for clearing up my statement that you have no fucking clue what you are talking about. I was getting a little nervous there.
Here. Let me waste some keystrokes trying to bounce some common sense off your thick bovine-fucking skull.

Androgynous Punk willingly, voluntarily, or willingly volunteered if you will, slid on some grandma panties, grabbed a camera, slinked into a unkempt bathroom with cabinets and cum stains from the 70's, and took some unsavory pictures of himself. He then in turn sent those pictures, which he claimed were for his younger hot girlfriend, to more people than he can recall. Then he spun into how the granny panties that fit a guy in his 40s whose weight battles mirror Oprahs somehow were owned by a hot 27 year old, proving that beauty is in the lazy eye of the beholder. Then the same cross dresser thinks this is all stemming from jealousy. Oh, then the thing about asking Raydah James for tip on how to score whores.

If you don't think that is ground for extreme ridicule, you are a fucking idiot.

KFC Kinko’s has no problem being called a moron, a liar or a plagiarist, but that fat smack sure does boil his blood. So much so, he starts demanding people to prove that he is, in fact, a mountain of lard with a goatee drawn on. Proof comes up in form of a picture where he looks like he got rejected for a "Before" photo from Subway due to implausibility. He spins and cries that it’s not fair because that picture is old and taken in winter (yeah, I know). He then says he will throw up a pic to prove he is not as fat as we all say if someone else, namely me, would "man up" and post a recent pic as well. I do without hesitation because, well, I'm not a fat fuck and the pics were already out there. Paul then ducks his turn to "man up" and bitches out on the chance to put the fat smack to rest. Need I remind you it was a chance he initiated?

If you don't think that is gr..............................oh nevermind. You're a fucking idiot either way.

As you can see, if you can read, that both examples you gave are mutually exclusive to each other. Both examples had different motives and different results. Please, if you are going to come out of hibernation to make observations, try to follow along next time.
Seems to me Steven Glass' pupil was actually brilliant in backing out on that goad job.


Duck, cover, puss out. That would seem like a highly thought out tactical maneuver to a dipshit like yourself.

Sorry, but when a mental midget who has displayed of the rational thinking and good judgment you have shown around here spouting off on what he considers "brilliant", I take it with a grain of salt off your wife's lick.
If the fat parrot was paying attention at all over the past year, then he knows better to post a pic of himself and face the wrath of your never-ending ways of calling him a fat beast.
Oh looky here, another example of Rumps not understanding what the fuck he is talking about.

First off, he offered to post a recent pic as a response to all the fat smack that gets heaved (great word here) his way. Then he backs out of it, citing not wanting to subject it to ridicule. Well, it would seem to most folks with some grey matter (i.e. not you) that would mean he is still a fat tub of shit. So by going back on his word and not posting a pic he all but guarantees the mountains of fat smack to continue to be levied his way by virtue on not being able to produce advertised proof to the contrary.

In short, if he didn't want to face the wrath, he could've followed through with the proof as he claimed and could've said "choke on THAT bitches" or found someone else typing a similar line. He earned it by doing the opposite of your shit for brains theory.
Shut the fuck up, R-Jack.
I can understand why you would say that. God forbid somebody challenges you to actually know what the fuck you are talking about before you open your would-be piehole of that girl version of Paul didn't find your last hiding spot.

BTW.............how's your dead sister?
TRANSLATION: Rumps was RIGHT.

Duly noted, Kaley Jr.
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Found a recent pic.

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poptart wrote:hahahaha

Classic Paul!
You know, of course, that he still hasn't figured it out.

So much the better
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