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LOS ANGELES - Kirk Douglas, Harrison Ford and other celebrities shared the Thanksgiving spirit Wednesday by serving hot meals to homeless people on Skid Row.

Wearing red aprons and plastic gloves, they stood alongside volunteers at the annual feast at downtown's Los Angeles Mission, doling out turkey drumsticks, mashed potatoes and gravy, rolls, vegetables and pumpkin pie.

Actresses Nia Long and Calista Flockhart and "The Hills" reality TV star Spencer Pratt were among others passing out almost 3,000 plates of food to lines of men, women and children.

"It's very grounding," said Long, who dished out vegetables and rolls with her 7-year-old son. "I feel grateful for all the things I have."

A house band pounded out music as people sipped on bright green and orange punch at rows of tables outside.

Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, who said he has volunteered at the event for nearly a decade, said he cleaned the feet of some of the homeless.

"He washed my feet, and it was so special," Skid Row resident Yasmine Villalobos said. "I will remember it forever."
And tomorrow they will have dirty feet, be hungry again.

but a celebrity photo op lasts for weeks, plus they have chefs and showers.

Maybe in the spring, Mayor Jesus will be crucified.
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Mister Bushice wrote:
Maybe in the spring, Mayor Jesus will be crucified.
And then be put in a cave - Three days later he will walk out of the cave and if he sees his shadow - there will only be 6 more weeks of winter
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KC Scott wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:
Maybe in the spring, Mayor Jesus will be crucified.
And then be put in a cave - Three days later he will walk out of the cave and if he sees his shadow - there will only be 6 more weeks of winter
Making a joke about winter to a SoCal is like making a joke about purging to KFC Paul.
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Mister Bushice wrote:Calista Flockhart... among others passing out almost 3,000 plates of food to lines of men, women and children.
Excellent choice. I'm sure she passed all of the food out to the poor, and kept none for herself.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:Calista Flockhart... among others passing out almost 3,000 plates of food to lines of men, women and children.
Excellent choice. I'm sure she passed all of the food out to the poor, and kept none for herself.


Calista served the food to the poor in a very unconventional manner. She actually ate all the food in advance and then regurgitated the food into their mouths like a mother penguin.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."

—Earl Sinclair

"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.

- Antonio Brown
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