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[RadioFan]

If Lou Holtz gives the Irish a pre-game pep talk, then I say ND only loses by 10 to Duke.

The sad thing is, they may actually let him do that horseshit, for another year.

Actually, come to think of it, it is the most unintentional funniest shit on TV, this side of local news, during sweeps month.

Check out the music, in this "news" report, by Burt Mummolo. (yep, that's his real name)

When the link comes up, click on the video. Most unintentional (from their perspective) funniest local TV news story, ever.

Best lines:

Mr. Foooox!

His silence, STILL intact.



And, from the dumbass anchor, no doubt trying to suck either Burt's or her GM's dick:

GREAT story. Thanks Burt.

[Goober McTuber]

I'd like to put a vote in for the Gophers as being the worst BCS conference team.

Hell, they almost knocked off Wisconsin.

No they didn’t.

[Goober McTuber]

I doubt that you watched the game, Sam. And I never said that Wisconsin dominated. Wisconsin-Minnesota is a rivalry game, and Minnesota probably played their best game of the year. But Wisconsin was never in imminent danger of losing the game.

[Dinsdale]

WTF does Alabama have to do with the fact that Kansas hasn't played a single decent team?

Sam, take a look at the people who've declared themselves CFB "experts" in the last few weeks.

Not think back, and reflect on the general intelligence level those same posters have displayed in your time on these boards.


Seeing a theme?

Do you still need to ask how Bama losing gives them BODE over you?

It's much like Oregon losing give Big12Fan-come-lately BODE, and obviously means Kansas is the GREATEST CORN FED STUDS EVER!!!!


Tell me you knew? The double-transitive theory of BODE is strong in Midwesterners who aren't doing a very good job trying to hide the fact they've never actually watched college fgootball before now.

[Mikey]

It's much like Oregon losing give Big12Fan-come-lately BODE, and obviously means Kansas is the GREATEST CORN FED STUDS EVER!!!!

At 11-0 I'd have to say that they're the best team in CFB...RIGHT NOW.

[Dinsdale]

At 11-0 I'd have to say that they're the best team in CFB...RIGHT NOW.

That's odd -- the paid professionals seem to disagree with you... why is that?

A) You know somethoing they don't

B) You speak of things you don't know about?


Must be that SoS ranking of 101 out of 119 that makes them so good.

[Mikey]

At 11-0 I'd have to say that they're the best team in CFB...RIGHT NOW.

That's odd -- the paid professionals seem to disagree with you... why is that?

The same logic that makes Adrian Peterson the best RB in the NFL.


(The RIGHT NOW out front should have tipped you off on that, BTW)

[Cuda]

1. LSU
2. OU
3. KU
4, MU

No Fucking Way Oklahomo should rank ahead of KU, and probably not even ahead of Mizzou.

That is absolute, total Bullfuckingshit.

Say... how'd the Sooners do this week?

[Dinsdale]

Oh yeah, thanks. For a moment I forgot who I was dealing with.

Now are you at least getting a glimpse of what it's like for the rest of us to deal with SEC Fan?

It's A LOT like that, Sam.

Only difference is that SEC Fan is ever-present, and bottom-tier B12 fan only comes out of the woodwork to run their mouth once every 30 years.

[BSmack]

Gonna be 2-3 years before Saban weeds out all the malcontents, losers, and less-than-top-level talent.

You expect Saban to stick around that long?

[KC Scott]

Tell me you knew? The double-transitive theory of BODE is strong in Midwesterners who aren't doing a very good job trying to hide the fact they've never actually watched college fgootball before now.

We've been watching it for years - we just never felt like talking about it

[Dinsdale]

We've been watching it for years - we just never felt like talking about it

Dude -- you didn't need to verify your frontrunning/bandwagoning nature -- everyone not named "you" already knew.

This sudden outpouring of "I'm a longtime KU football fan" is fucking hilarious. I can't believe anyone doesn't realize what a bitch they look like when they spout that shit.

[RevLimiter]

Just because KU fan doesn't broadcast their allegience to their school with a bullhorn doesn't mean that they look like a "bitch" you ankle-biting fucktard. Quite a few guys on this board have been KU fans since they've been here, and they really haven't blown their horn much more this year than they have in the past.

[Dinsdale]

Oh, you responded to my post.

How does it feel to be an "ankle biter"?

Quite a few guys on this board have been KU fans since they've been here, and they really haven't blown their horn much more this year than they have in the past.

Really?

Why don't you go ahead and name some of them for us?

I can think of one. And that one posted a thread in the CFB Forum proclaiming loudly and clearly that he was frontrunning/bandwagoning(a stance that's respectable, all things considered, whereas playing the "oh, I've been a KU football honk forever, I've just been silent about it up until now" card).


But go ahead and provide those names for us, Frontbutt.

[War Wagon]

We've been watching it for years - we just never felt like talking about it

Dude -- you didn't need to verify your frontrunning/bandwagoning nature -- everyone not named "you" already knew.

This sudden outpouring of "I'm a longtime KU football fan" is fucking hilarious. I can't believe anyone doesn't realize what a bitch they look like when they spout that shit.

Scott didn't say he was a KU fan. He's not. He's a Tigerfan, just like I am, 'cept he doesn't bother blowing that horn verrah often. Not that any Tigerfan can or would blame him. We've had our hearts ripped out so many times, you become kinda' gunshy about it after awhile.

That's all about to change, though. This Tiger team is for real, almost Pinkel proof, even he can't fuck this up.

[KC Scott]

Mizzou fans on the CFB board are in every year, they just tend to get drowned out by the 20 post-a-day crowd (sup Dins?)

Tonight, the Center of the Collge Football Universe is Kanas City - Missouri wins this game goes to # 1 in the polls and then we can see the haterade really spewed forth from the SEC, Pac10 and big10 board dwellers

[Goober McTuber]

Tonight, the Center of the Collge Football Universe is Kanas City - Missouri wins this game goes to # 1 in the polls and then we can see the haterade really spewed forth from the SEC, Pac10 and big10 board dwellers

Not from me. I'm pulling for Mizzou to win.

Then lose to Olahoma.

[buckeye_in_sc]

you won't see hatorade from me...

i think the system is flawed and either a plus 1 or a playoff is necessary...OSU shit the bed...if they don't get in then so be it...but there will be potentially 3 or 4 1 loss teams saying they deserve a shot...

but good luck to MIZZOU or KU...may the best team win and they control their destiny...