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Overweight--you bet. Obviously at age 68 not many are as "fit" as say 30 years earlier.
I'm still able to officiate high school football and in fact I'm working the SW FL All-Star
Classic tonight at Fort Myers High.
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I'd call myself a fit fatty. Certainly room to be fitter, but, I do OK. The military gives us a PT test twice a year and I smoke many thin guys in the 1.5 mile run portion.
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smackaholic wrote: The military gives us a PT test twice a year and I smoke many guys in the locker room after the run.
FTFY.

No surprises here...
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that's what's so epcot about message boards, complete anonimity.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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mvscal wrote:I fit in my house....barely. Does that count?

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The five man crew from last night's All Star Game--- I was the Umpire (in defensive backfield with
the linebackers= little running). I started wearing my glasses this season. Had fun !
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Ever considered liposuction to alleviate the frontbutt?
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Dinsdale wrote:Ever considered liposuction to alleviate the frontbutt?
True, everyone seems to have a semblence of a unit but Wolfman. Mel Brooks would be proud.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:True, everyone seems to have a semblence of a unit but Wolfman. Mel Brooks would be proud.

I'll take your word for it.

Myself, I wasn't actually checking out the junk on all the other guys -- I was just looking for a little ammo to launch a volley at Wolfdawg with.


But if that's what gets you through your day, then by all means continue.
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Too bad I won't live long enough to witness your fitness at age 68-- but good luck !
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I'll make you a deal -- if you throw a post up on here at age 96, I'll post a pic of me wearing women's panties.
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[quote="Wolfman"]Image

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That's what I call --- incentive !!
Sadly this place will probaly be as dead as Elba by then !
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Wolfman wrote: Sadly this place will probaly be as dead as Elba by then !

Oh, I'm counting on either this place or you going belly-up before then.
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Having some idea of the longevity (or lack) of these boards--
I'll be willing to gamble that T1B is gone before me---
for say a $15 wager ???
(there is someone on this board that holds my money)
BTW--
did either of you get to level 13 on the geography quiz ??
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This is one of the funniest thread titles of 2007...

War 2007'
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Wolfman wrote: BTW--
did either of you get to level 13 on the geography quiz ??

At present, I have multiple fucked-up web browsers. It didn't load.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Ever considered liposuction to alleviate the frontbutt?
True, everyone seems to have a semblence of a unit but Wolfman.
Nice work, RumpleLAGOS.
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Just because
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1, and done.
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Kinda looks like that chick from The Office if she got some bolt-on boobs and a tan.
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I take it that's Trampis?
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Mikey wrote:1, and done.
No need to bring the Chargers playoff history into this.
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Dinsdale wrote:I take it that's Trampis?
No.

Cross the angry flagman with the angry guy in the blue sweater and you might have someone that looks like me.
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Until such time as YOU get the call to work an all-star game at Sam Sirianni Field, don't step to Wolfman, Dins.



You ASS!!
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Wolfman wrote:Having some idea of the longevity (or lack) of these boards--
I'll be willing to gamble that T1B is gone before me---
for say a $15 wager ???
(there is someone on this board that holds my money)
BTW--
did either of you get to level 13 on the geography quiz ??
bri will hold it for you.....wait, I forgot, he already is.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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