BSmack wrote:
I loves me some Tsing Tao with my PF Chang's.
While I'm generally anti-rice beer, for some reason, Tsing Tao(which I pronounce correctly, due to the large Chineses population here, and I like to think pronouncing it correctly , "ching dow," has saved me from consuming loogies over the years) just seems to go with Szechaun.
No need. It's obvious that if the U&L wanted to make wheat beers, they'd dominate that, as well.
Actually, the corporate sellout piece of shit known as Widmer(which sold a huge chunk of its ownership to Busch) makes the best selling wheat beer in the country, and has for many years.
And the really telling part of it is, that the Widmer Brothers, or at least the one I've had the misfortune of having interaction with... calm down, warren -- it was a business setting... is a flaming fucking homo.
Coincedence? I think not. Wheat beer and faggots go hand-in-hand, like Atomic Punk at a transgendered convention. It's like holy water in the church of faggotry.
Dinsdale wrote:No need. It's obvious that if the U&L wanted to make wheat beers, they'd dominate that, as well.
What is obvious is that the U&L can't make a decent wheat beer. Quite honestly, the U&L struggles do anything other than churn out aggresively overhopped garbage without so much as a hint of subtlety or consideration to style. It's a novelty that wears off very quickly.
WRONG.
^^^^^practicing my mvscal style of posting
Religious Warfare: Adults arguing over who has the best imaginary friend.
mvscal wrote:Quite honestly, the U&L struggles do anything other than churn out aggresively overhopped garbage without so much as a hint of subtlety or consideration to style. It's a novelty that wears off very quickly.
Men drink beer with hops. Fags drink beer with wheat. And if you go to a bar that has a large selection of micros, or a beer-store, that correlation gets hammered home in no uncertain terms.
Speaking of hoopy beers -- Bridgeport... the Granddaddy of American microbreweries, came out with Hop Harvest. Interesting concept -- as they brewed it, they sent guys out to the hop fields, and they picked them right off the vines, and hopped it with fresh hops picked that day. Makes for some interesting notes -- if you're manly enough to drink beer that actually has hops in it.
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Men drink beer with hops.
Fags drink beer with wheat.
Ninnies drink beer with rice.
Women/Italians drink beer with fruit.
The KC Debate Team drinks sodie pop mixed with urine.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:American brewing has a loooong way to go before it gets compared to the European masters of the art.
As with many mvscal posts, it comes down to a matter of "who to believe"...
In this case, it's whether to believe mvscal, or the actual "European masters of the art" which he alludes to...
Uhm... you just pimped people that disagree with you to make your argument. Funny stuff. Right up there with siding with the Kansas Board of Education to make a case for evolution.
PSUFAN wrote:Men drink beer with hops.
Fags drink beer with wheat.
Ninnies drink beer with rice.
Women/Italians drink beer with fruit.
The KC Debate Team drinks sodie pop mixed with urine.
Sums it up perfectly
Religious Warfare: Adults arguing over who has the best imaginary friend.
They aren't arrogant. They're simply better than you are. They always have been and always will be. The "U&L" (speaking of faggots) is no challenge to the unquestioned superiority of European brewing. American brewers are children and, like an indulgent parent, Euros will give you the occasional pat on the head and send you on your merry, retardedly overhopped way. Your little "beers of the world.com" award you seem to be so proud of is little more than a five year old's glued macaroni art project that gets stuck on the family fridge.
The facts of the matter are that the "U&L" (ie faggots) will never master the elegant simplicity of a Chezch Budvar. Mirror Pond will never touch Fuller's London Pride or even Bass for that matter. Those beers are properly balanced which is a concept that seems lost in the "U&L" (lots of faggots up there).
Yes, there are some quality American micros, but American brewing has a loooong way to go before it gets compared to the European masters of the art. Get back to me when the dong slurpers in the "U&L" manage to progress beyond dumping shitloads of hops into everything they make in a failed attempt to compensate for their ineptitude.
I don't know if this is wrong or right, and really don't care. I'll just continue to be blissfully ignorant and drink whatever beer (Bud Lite @ $15.45 a 30 pack) it is that I happen to like, merrily not giving a fuck what anyone else thinks of my choice of suds.
However...
That's some hilariously funny smack and as such deserves a RACK!
I hate sigs. But I lost a stupid fucking bet because a KC Paul lookalike and his sorry ass team were inferior to the greatness that is the Pittsburg Steelers.
You know it's a slow day when the beer snobs see fit to regurgitate the stale old beer arguements. Really, how many times must this thread be dusted off?
Enjoy your souplike brews and carry on, I look forward to the January version of this thread.
I'm a rotation kinda guy. We have a christmas party to attend to tomorrow night with some friends of ours. I will definitelyt be fisting some Black and Tans.
As for nights with the boys playing cards? Shiner Bock
Watching the game on a Sunday? Bud Light, Coors Light, or Corona
Men drink beer with hops. Fags drink beer with wheat. And if you go to a bar that has a large selection of micros, or a beer-store, that correlation gets hammered home in no uncertain terms.
Speaking of hoopy beers -- Bridgeport... the Granddaddy of American microbreweries, came out with Hop Harvest. Interesting concept -- as they brewed it, they sent guys out to the hop fields, and they picked them right off the vines, and hopped it with fresh hops picked that day. Makes for some interesting notes -- if you're manly enough to drink beer that actually has hops in it.
And here I thought you might actually know something. I guess I was wrong.
Wheat beer is made with hops. So there goes your whole argument.\
RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm a rotation kinda guy. We have a christmas party to attend to tomorrow night with some friends of ours. I will definitelyt be fisting some Black and Tans.
As for nights with the boys playing cards? Shiner Bock
Watching the game on a Sunday? Bud Light, Coors Light, or Corona
Something about you using the word "fisting" in a post just gives me nasty mental images.
Religious Warfare: Adults arguing over who has the best imaginary friend.
WolverineSteve wrote:You know it's a slow day when the beer snobs see fit to regurgitate the stale old beer arguements. Really, how many times must this thread be dusted off?
This is the closest I've ever seen mv come to actually being pleasant to another poster.
Can Armagedden or the reindeer be far away?
I hate sigs. But I lost a stupid fucking bet because a KC Paul lookalike and his sorry ass team were inferior to the greatness that is the Pittsburg Steelers.
PSUFAN wrote:Men drink beer with hops.
Fags drink beer with wheat.
Ninnies drink beer with rice.
Women/Italians drink beer with fruit.
The KC Debate Team drinks sodie pop mixed with urine.
PSUFAN wrote:Men drink beer with hops.
Fags drink beer with wheat.
Ninnies drink beer with rice.
Women/Italians drink beer with fruit.
The KC Debate Team drinks sodie pop mixed with urine.
what do people with shit stains drink?
Why...good beer, of course. Those shit stains don't get there by themselves.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
