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Bud is made with RICE...WTF? What's wrong with BARLEY, you ninnies? The shit is RICE FLAVORED KOOL-AID.

They use genetically-modified rice, to boot...YUMMY!

How in the fuck are you supposed to get into the CZ with GENETICALLY MODIFIED RICE KOOL-AID?

DAMN you people are stupid.
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So Whitey Wagon, for all of his criticisms of “rice-burners”, appears to be one himself.
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Comprehensive list of grains that belong in beer:


Barley



Partial list of grains that don't belong in beer:

Rice*
Wheat


* -- Although Tsing Tao doesn't do too bad a job of it.... only rice beer I've ever tasted that doesn't make me wretch.
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Dinsdale wrote:Tsing Tao
I loves me some Tsing Tao with my PF Chang's.
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If you're gonna brew rice koolaid, at least use some good basmati.
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mvscal wrote:There's nothing wrong with wheat beers. German and Belgian weizens kick the shit out of anything brewed in the States.
uh oh...

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BSmack wrote:
I loves me some Tsing Tao with my PF Chang's.

While I'm generally anti-rice beer, for some reason, Tsing Tao(which I pronounce correctly, due to the large Chineses population here, and I like to think pronouncing it correctly , "ching dow," has saved me from consuming loogies over the years) just seems to go with Szechaun.
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Mikey wrote:uh oh...

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http://www.beers-of-the-world.com/wba07/index.php



No need. It's obvious that if the U&L wanted to make wheat beers, they'd dominate that, as well.


Actually, the corporate sellout piece of shit known as Widmer(which sold a huge chunk of its ownership to Busch) makes the best selling wheat beer in the country, and has for many years.

And the really telling part of it is, that the Widmer Brothers, or at least the one I've had the misfortune of having interaction with... calm down, warren -- it was a business setting... is a flaming fucking homo.


Coincedence? I think not. Wheat beer and faggots go hand-in-hand, like Atomic Punk at a transgendered convention. It's like holy water in the church of faggotry.
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Dinsdale wrote:It's like holy water in the church of faggotry.
I thought Catholics still used wine? :?
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mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:No need. It's obvious that if the U&L wanted to make wheat beers, they'd dominate that, as well.
What is obvious is that the U&L can't make a decent wheat beer. Quite honestly, the U&L struggles do anything other than churn out aggresively overhopped garbage without so much as a hint of subtlety or consideration to style. It's a novelty that wears off very quickly.
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Dog wrote:WRONG.

^^^^^practicing my mvscal style of posting
Looks more like KFC Paul style.
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mvscal wrote:Quite honestly, the U&L struggles do anything other than churn out aggresively overhopped garbage without so much as a hint of subtlety or consideration to style. It's a novelty that wears off very quickly.

http://www.beers-of-the-world.com/wba07/index.php


Yeah, you know what you're talking about, bud.

Even the arrogant Euros think you're an idiot.


http://www.beers-of-the-world.com/wba07/index.php


^^^ In case you missed it the first time.


Men drink beer with hops. Fags drink beer with wheat. And if you go to a bar that has a large selection of micros, or a beer-store, that correlation gets hammered home in no uncertain terms.


Speaking of hoopy beers -- Bridgeport... the Granddaddy of American microbreweries, came out with Hop Harvest. Interesting concept -- as they brewed it, they sent guys out to the hop fields, and they picked them right off the vines, and hopped it with fresh hops picked that day. Makes for some interesting notes -- if you're manly enough to drink beer that actually has hops in it.
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BSmack wrote:
Dog wrote:WRONG.

^^^^^practicing my mvscal style of posting
Looks more like KFC Paul style.
My bad.

Let me try again.

"WRONG, you fucking shitstain. You're too stupid to understand so I won't bother explaining"

I think I'm getting it.
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Men drink beer with hops.
Fags drink beer with wheat.
Ninnies drink beer with rice.
Women/Italians drink beer with fruit.
The KC Debate Team drinks sodie pop mixed with urine.
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mvscal wrote:American brewing has a loooong way to go before it gets compared to the European masters of the art.

As with many mvscal posts, it comes down to a matter of "who to believe"...

In this case, it's whether to believe mvscal, or the actual "European masters of the art" which he alludes to...


Uhm... you just pimped people that disagree with you to make your argument. Funny stuff. Right up there with siding with the Kansas Board of Education to make a case for evolution.
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BTW -- one of those U&L brews that took top honors in its class is certainly NOT a "U&L style" beer.


But keep flapping your gums -- it's entertaining.
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PSUFAN wrote:Men drink beer with hops.
Fags drink beer with wheat.
Ninnies drink beer with rice.
Women/Italians drink beer with fruit.
The KC Debate Team drinks sodie pop mixed with urine.
Sums it up perfectly :lol:
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mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:arrogant Euros
They aren't arrogant. They're simply better than you are. They always have been and always will be. The "U&L" (speaking of faggots) is no challenge to the unquestioned superiority of European brewing. American brewers are children and, like an indulgent parent, Euros will give you the occasional pat on the head and send you on your merry, retardedly overhopped way. Your little "beers of the world.com" award you seem to be so proud of is little more than a five year old's glued macaroni art project that gets stuck on the family fridge.

The facts of the matter are that the "U&L" (ie faggots) will never master the elegant simplicity of a Chezch Budvar. Mirror Pond will never touch Fuller's London Pride or even Bass for that matter. Those beers are properly balanced which is a concept that seems lost in the "U&L" (lots of faggots up there).

Yes, there are some quality American micros, but American brewing has a loooong way to go before it gets compared to the European masters of the art. Get back to me when the dong slurpers in the "U&L" manage to progress beyond dumping shitloads of hops into everything they make in a failed attempt to compensate for their ineptitude.
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You know it's a slow day when the beer snobs see fit to regurgitate the stale old beer arguements. Really, how many times must this thread be dusted off?

Enjoy your souplike brews and carry on, I look forward to the January version of this thread.


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I'm a rotation kinda guy. We have a christmas party to attend to tomorrow night with some friends of ours. I will definitelyt be fisting some Black and Tans.

As for nights with the boys playing cards? Shiner Bock

Watching the game on a Sunday? Bud Light, Coors Light, or Corona
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Dinsdale wrote:

Men drink beer with hops. Fags drink beer with wheat. And if you go to a bar that has a large selection of micros, or a beer-store, that correlation gets hammered home in no uncertain terms.


Speaking of hoopy beers -- Bridgeport... the Granddaddy of American microbreweries, came out with Hop Harvest. Interesting concept -- as they brewed it, they sent guys out to the hop fields, and they picked them right off the vines, and hopped it with fresh hops picked that day. Makes for some interesting notes -- if you're manly enough to drink beer that actually has hops in it.
And here I thought you might actually know something. I guess I was wrong.

Wheat beer is made with hops. So there goes your whole argument.\

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88 wrote:What's wrong with Budweiser, man? Tastes good to me on a hot day.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm a rotation kinda guy. We have a christmas party to attend to tomorrow night with some friends of ours. I will definitelyt be fisting some Black and Tans.

As for nights with the boys playing cards? Shiner Bock

Watching the game on a Sunday? Bud Light, Coors Light, or Corona
Something about you using the word "fisting" in a post just gives me nasty mental images.
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CrumpledUnderWifeSkin is the KING of Beer nasty mental images.
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Dog wrote:Something about you using the word "fisting" in a post just gives me nasty mental images.
You didn't complain at the time, so STFU
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RumpleForeskin wrote:I will definitelyt be fisting some Black and Tans.

Invictus and BBQ Jones?
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mvscal wrote:There's nothing wrong with wheat beers. German and Belgian weizens kick the shit out of anything brewed in the States.
Word. The Belgians have cornered the market on quality-tasting brew, as far as I'm concerned.
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WolverineSteve wrote:You know it's a slow day when the beer snobs see fit to regurgitate the stale old beer arguements. Really, how many times must this thread be dusted off?

Werd.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Word. The Belgians have cornered the market on quality-tasting brew, as far as I'm concerned.

http://www.beers-of-the-world.com/wba07/index.php


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mvscal wrote:
Well happy holidays to you too...
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Scotch.

Really.

For those who have increased at least two pant sizes since college, I'd like to suggest Scotch.

I beleive Scotch may also contains certain medicinal qualities not found in Beer.

Scotch will also enhance the flavor of Steak.

In certain cases, it may even make you a more interesting individual.

All hail Scotch.
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Here you go, KC Scotch:

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PSUFAN wrote:Here you go, KC Scotch:

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Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Word. The Belgians have cornered the market on quality-tasting brew, as far as I'm concerned.

http://www.beers-of-the-world.com/wba07/index.php


Embrace your dumbassitude, champ.
What part of "as far as I'm concerned" did you struggle the most with?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Word. The Belgians have cornered the market on quality-tasting brew, as far as I'm concerned.

http://www.beers-of-the-world.com/wba07/index.php


Embrace your dumbassitude, champ.
What part of "as far as I'm concerned" did you struggle the most with?
what part of ,you are talking to the most obnoxious closed minded dumbfuk on the interweb, did you most struggle with.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
What part of "as far as I'm concerned" did you struggle the most with?

Ah, I see you misunderstood. I was implying that you were a dweeb with possibly a slightly more acute set of tastebuds than Whitey.


Glad I could clear that up for you.
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PSUFAN wrote:Men drink beer with hops.
Fags drink beer with wheat.
Ninnies drink beer with rice.
Women/Italians drink beer with fruit.
The KC Debate Team drinks sodie pop mixed with urine.
what do people with shit stains drink?
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88 wrote:I didn't know Budweiser made scotch. Damn. I need to get out more.
Your efforts to return this thread to it's original intent are in vain.

Scotch - It's what's for dinner

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Adelpiero wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Men drink beer with hops.
Fags drink beer with wheat.
Ninnies drink beer with rice.
Women/Italians drink beer with fruit.
The KC Debate Team drinks sodie pop mixed with urine.
what do people with shit stains drink?
Why...good beer, of course. Those shit stains don't get there by themselves.
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