A year and a few days since....

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:00 am

fester showed his damn face in this toilet.

where you at man?

hope you ain't dead. hope you just decided to take a year hiatus. if you are still lurking, nice troll job, sort of.

come back soon. this dump needs some fresh blood. OK, you'd be old blood.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:51 am

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:47 am

Diogenes wrote:Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Fester = quality poster
diogenes = festering globule of putrified puss

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:10 am

Mikey wrote:

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:19 am

Now that's original.

Good to see you haven't changed one iota since...whenthefuckever.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:21 am

It's all you rate, bitch.

socal · Post by **socal** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:09 am

L to R: 2,1

Sin,

Dio

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:33 pm

Mikey wrote:
Diogenes wrote:Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Fester = quality poster
diogenes = festering globule of putrified puss

Vicious insult to all festering globules of putrified puss.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:41 pm

Diogenes wrote:
Mikey wrote:

Stop stealing my material you festering globule of putrified puss.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:21 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
Diogenes wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Stop stealing my material you festering globule of putrified puss.

Talk about pegging the irony meter.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:44 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Stop stealing my material

Sig material for sho.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:35 pm

So is this what you clowns refer to as a 'pile-on'?

I seemed to be outnumbered. The horror.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:46 pm

Diogenes wrote:So is this what you clowns refer to as a 'pile-on'?

Too bad this is the only way you will get pussy.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:49 pm

Fester is missed. Someone needs to go check in the ruined shadows of the Hamm's Brewery.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:50 pm

Diogenes wrote:I seemed to be outsmarted. Business as usual.

FTFY

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:53 pm

FTFY and 'You Can't Get Laid' 'smack'. How fresh.

Bring on the spellcheck masters...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:55 pm

Diogenes wrote:FTFY and 'You Can't Get Laid' 'smack'. How fresh.

Bring on the spellcheck masters...

Just playing to the level of the competition.

Dinsdale gets in a bit later.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:59 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Diogenes wrote:FTFY and 'You Can't Get Laid' 'smack'. How fresh.

Bring on the spellcheck masters...
Just playing to the level of the competition.

Diogenes wrote:It's all you rate, bitch.

Quit stealing KCPork's material.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:01 pm

Please stick around, Diogenes. AP, Paul, and myself would really appreciate it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:13 pm

Diogenes wrote:Quit stealing KCPork's material.

Sorry, I was momentarily disoriented. You make KFC Paul look like Shakespeare. A really, really fat Shakespeare.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:23 pm

And posting makes you look like Bottom.

A really, really dull Bottom.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:23 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: Sorry, I was momentarily disoriented. You make KFC Paul look like Shakespeare. A really, really fat Shakespeare.

You could have just said Churchill

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:24 pm

Here is my version of a 21 gun salute for Major Fester - MIA and presumed Fallen:

From the Land of Sky Blue Waters,
From the land of pines, lofty balsams,
Comes the beer refreshing,
Hamm's the beer refreshing.

Brewed where nature works her wonders,
Aged for many moons, gently mellowed,
Hamm's the beer refreshing,
Hamm's the beer refreshing.

From across the rippling water,
Through the whisp'ring pines and birches,
Comes the beer refreshing,
Hamm's the beer refreshing.

Comes a call to cool enchantment,
Comes a call to cool refreshment,
Hamm's the beer refreshing,
Hamm's the beer refreshing.

Hints of lakes and sunset breezes,
Dance and sparkle in each glassful,
Hamm's the beer refreshing,
Hamm's the beer refreshing.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:28 pm

Who's Fester? Are you trying to hijack this thread?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:29 pm

Diogenes wrote:And posting makes you look like Bottom.

A really, really dull Bottom.

Who is Bottom?

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:35 pm

Ask KCShakespeare.

Or anyone who knows how to run a search engine.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:49 pm

I can’t decide whether you’re calling me gay, or an all-female metal band.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:52 pm

That's because you're an idiot.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:57 pm

Thanks for the link, Diaphanous. I wonder where they scored the photo of me and Noob’s old lady?