Don't go away mad.........

[Blitzen]

We could sail away
Or catch a troll train
Or a rocketship into AP’s cavitay
So much left to do
Too many things unsaid
To ever let him feel
Like his rectum once did

Posters must change
Separate boards/separate ways
We can blame it on reindeer
Or blame it on the train

I know this may sound terse
I have to write this verse
Too young to fall in love
Next he’ll be carrying a purse

(Chorus)
That's alright, that’s okay
He was lookin’ for some poof
Postin’ through the pain
That's alright, that's okay
AP went gay

AP’s friends called today
Down in L.A.
They were smokin’ pole all night
Felching half the day
They said he could suck
If he could get out of the Bay
AP told them I’m a comin’
With my panties straight away

(Chorus)
That's alright, that’s okay
He was lookin’ for some poof
Postin’ through the pain
That's alright, that's okay
AP went gay

Held his junk in his hands
Ass on fire run away

And remember what I say
And it goes this way

AP, don't go away mad...
AP, just go away!

[RevLimiter]

Nice!

[Sirfindafold]

nobody cares.

[Cuda]

:python:

[Slasher]

nobody cares.

Get fucked.

[marinerfan]

the devil went down to smackchat he was looking for a soul to steal.....

[Invictus]

He was in a bind
'cause his kid was half-blind
and CPS was fast upon his heels

Negligent daddy in the Up and Left
The One Eyed Baby is so bereft
Dry eye socket hurts so so much
Rub on ointment with a delicate touch
Lil' Princess is ignored so daddy can go
see a double hit by Ichiro


anyone who has the original Caddie classic, post that bad boy here