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Screw_Michigan wrote:
mvscal wrote:It is even more dumb when they have somebody like Chet Taylor to pick up the slack.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Please. Save your fucking fairy tale bullshit for the tards at .net. Nobody's buying it. Last time I checked, "Chet" Taylor's on pace to run for just shy of 1,000 yards this season (~975). That's not fucking pork chop material.

Feel free to come back and contribute to the discussion when you get a fucking clue, tard.
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I'm not an expertum or anything, but I think S&M just flogged his own assss right there.
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Yeah, I was kinda getting ready to pick on mvscal... but it all seems so pointless now.
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poptart wrote:I'm not an expertum or anything, but I think S&M just flogged his own assss right there.
He seems to quite often have a propensity for doing just that.

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Dinsdale wrote:Reports of my busted up knee were greatly exaggerated.

Sin,
116 yards off 15 carries, and 2 TD, while sitting out the end of the game
I was hoping Purple Jesus would put up similiar numbers this week (14 carries) but some how he came up 113 yards and 2 td short. No water to wine miracles this week.
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jiminphilly wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Reports of my busted up knee were greatly exaggerated.

Sin,
116 yards off 15 carries, and 2 TD, while sitting out the end of the game
I was hoping Purple Jesus would put up similiar numbers this week (14 carries) but some how he came up 113 yards and 2 td short. No water to wine miracles this week.
Looks like Fast Willie Parker is now leading the NFL in rushing. I guess that makes Willie the best RB in the NFL RIGHT NOW.
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BSmack wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Reports of my busted up knee were greatly exaggerated.

Sin,
116 yards off 15 carries, and 2 TD, while sitting out the end of the game
I was hoping Purple Jesus would put up similiar numbers this week (14 carries) but some how he came up 113 yards and 2 td short. No water to wine miracles this week.
Looks like Fast Willie Parker is now leading the NFL in rushing. I guess that makes Willie the best RB in the NFL RIGHT NOW.
tLT has more yards in December. I guess that makes him the best RB in the NFL RIGHT NOW.

(3 yards on 14 carries against the worst team in the NFC RIGHT NOW would not qualify)
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BSmack wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Reports of my busted up knee were greatly exaggerated.

Sin,
116 yards off 15 carries, and 2 TD, while sitting out the end of the game
I was hoping Purple Jesus would put up similiar numbers this week (14 carries) but some how he came up 113 yards and 2 td short. No water to wine miracles this week.
Looks like Fast Willie Parker is now leading the NFL in rushing. I guess that makes Willie the best RB in the NFL RIGHT NOW.
The best running backs in the league actually score TDs too, Willie Parker.......doesn't.

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Willie Parker -- 4.0YPC

LaDainian Dickerson -- 4.5YPC

All Fucking Day -- 6.1YPC




Yeah... that's pretty close.
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Dinsdale wrote:Willie Parker -- 4.0YPC

LaDainian Dickerson -- 4.5YPC

All Fucking Day -- 6.1YPC

DeDe Dorsey -- 9.1YPC


Yeah... that's pretty close.
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