I'd like to apologize to the people that run this site.

warren · Post by **warren** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:19 pm

In addition, I'd like to also apologize to the members of this board.

After getting some much needed advice from my Brother, who is very well versed in IT and the likes, I was told that I over reacted and there, in all likelihood, is no way of knowing exactly where I incurred these PC problems.

I in no way can say that it came from this message board and I am humbly humiliated for jumping off the deep end and wish to sincerely verbalize how foolish I feel
for my words to you folks.

I will of course, as Rome say's, stay in the basement for awhile and lick my wounds, but I really want you guys to know that perhaps, just by coincedence, these problems only occured while on this board.

I love the entertainment and the verbal jousting that happens on here, however, I have truly humiliated myself and will give it a break and perhaps you guys will give me another shot down the road.

To each and everyone of you I wish the happiest of Holidays, the merriest of Christmas' and a really good New Year.

I'm sorry guys, I'm just prone to being an asshole, especially since I quit drinking.

Take care and forgive, while I'll take valium and chill for the Holidays and get back to work.

best wishes, Warren.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:53 pm

you need to start drinking again.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:49 pm

reminds me of that country song about some dude thinking his OL is a cunt since he quit drinkin'.

Lotta wisdom in that song.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:05 pm

warren,

This recent incident is exactly why you don’t need a break from this board. You need to post more. I come here for shits and giggles, and you shitting your pants is always good for some giggles.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:28 pm

smackaholic wrote:reminds me of that country song

I think the name of it is:

"I Put a Bar in my Car Because You're Driving Me to Drink"

money song....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:11 pm

So, this means your mother won't be beating me up?

I can sleep easy now.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:55 pm

Felix wrote:
smackaholic wrote:reminds me of that country song
I think the name of it is:

"I Put a Bar in my Car Because You're Driving Me to Drink"

money song....

Nah, he's thinking of "You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin".

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:57 pm

yeah, that's the one. but a bar in the car sounds pretty cool too.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:17 pm

smackaholic wrote:yeah, that's the one. but a bar in the car sounds pretty cool too.

Yea, that's cool. And then when you wake up hung over the next morning, cue up a little "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life".

Nobody has better song titles than country music.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:26 pm

BSmack wrote:
Nobody has better song titles than country music.

We disagree.

Sin,
Stormtroopers Of Death

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:28 pm

where's the love?

sin,
the Mentors

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:58 pm

http://www.anvari.org/fun/Misc/Best_Cou ... itles.html

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:00 pm

BSmack wrote:"You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin".

Words to live by.

I once quit drinking for a year just to prove that I could. Man, that was a looong year. I won't make that mistake again.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:34 pm

BSmack wrote:http://www.anvari.org/fun/Misc/Best_Cou ... itles.html

9. Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,
But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:40 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Nobody has better song titles than country music.
We disagree.

Sin,
Stormtroopers Of Death

"Love Ain't Gonna Die (I'm Gonna Have To Kill It)"

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:52 pm

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper's crying. - bloodhouse gang

one of my favorite titles.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:08 pm

smackaholic wrote:you need to start drinking again.

Smackaholic is correct. Grab a beer or beverage of your choice, use the built in cupholder that comes with your computer to hold it at the ready, and continue to post stupid shit.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:09 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Nobody has better song titles than country music.
We disagree.

Sin,
Stormtroopers Of Death

I agree.

Sincerely,
Johnny "Some N...iggers Never Die (They Just Smell That Way)" Rebel

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:27 pm

Nice sack up post. Way to come correct.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:41 pm

what ^^^^ said.

gotta rack warren for ~~taking his meds~~ sacking up.

it'll be a cold day in hell before you see dins or some of the other windbags in this joint do likewise.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:10 pm

smackaholic wrote:what ^^^^ said.

gotta rack warren for ~~taking his meds~~ sacking up.

it'll be a cold day in hell before you see dins or some of the other windbags in this joint do likewise.

I don't recall Dins or some of the other windbags* in this joint ever threatening to contact law enforcement and lawyers, though.

Warren has broken through to a whole new level here, formerly occupied only by troll Dan Vogel.

* realizing you might consider me one of them. :)

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:27 pm

i was not speaking to level meltdown. just pointing out that there are other tards that make asses of themselves, then spin like a fukking tornado.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:08 am

Way to sack up!

But yes warren there has been a trojan on this page for a while. I would suggest getting and/or updating your virus protection.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:27 am

Mr T wrote: there has been a trojan on this page for a while. .

l to r - warrens moms house, T1B Trojan

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:27 am

Mr T wrote:But yes warren there has been a trojan on this page for a while.

Yes, it's Jimmy Meds. Fucker needs to be eradicated.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:31 am

The best song titles?

The Malakas

I met a girl at NA

I met a girl at N.A., she had scars on her wrists.
And I showed her mine. And she gave me a kiss.
We said the serenity prayer, and then we went and got drunk
She was a teenage prostitute, and I was just a punk.
Well she invited me back to her house. She said she might have AIDS.
I said I really don't care. And she poured me some lemonade.
We said the serenity prayer, and then we fucked.
She was a teenage prostitute, and I'm just a drunk.

Sexy Sadie, I'm so crazy. I'm crazy about you.
You're everything. You're my wet dreams. And you got cool shoes.
And all the girls on fifth avenue, they ain't got shit compared to you
My Sadie, Oh oh My Sadie, Oh oh My Sadie. Crazy about you.

She woke me up in the morning. She said she had to go.
She was gonna to be telling her story on the today's Geraldo's show
We said the serenity prayer, and then she kissed me goodbye.
I didn't watch Geraldo today, because I knew it would make me cry.

Sexy Sadie, I'm so crazy. I'm crazy about you.
You're everything. You're my wet dreams. And you got cool shoes.
And all the girls on fifth avenue, they ain't got shit compared to you
My Sadie, Oh oh My Sadie, Oh oh My Sadie. Crazy about you.
Crazy about you. Crazy about you. Crazy about you.

Long live (the late) Cranford Nix.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:18 pm

BSmack wrote:Nobody has better song titles than country music.

Too bad the musical quality is inversely proportional to the quality of the song titles.