I'm freaking back, i freaked out, but I love this place.

[warren]

I am so glad I wan't banned and I am ready, willing and waiting for the insuing ass kicking I will recieve.

I'm bored and I am going to continue to act stupid and swallow quality diazepam today, while I get my rear end handed to me by a bunch of losers and atheists.

God Bless all of you.

This place is like crack, only different.

[smackaholic]

cheaper then crack. slightly more addictive.

welcome back you fukking whack job!

and thanks for the archive worthy meltdown. it's alot more entertaining than reindeer shitrolls.

[smackaholic]

.... a bunch of losers and atheists.

let's see if I get this right? you are either a loser or an atheist?

sounds about right.

where does that put us rather skeptical agnostics?

[smackaholic]

how'r the chattel doin'?

[Goober McTuber]

it's alot more entertaining than reindeer shitrolls.

You’re hardly one to judge what is entertaining. The reindeer bring the funnay. More reindeer and less suckaholic works for me.

Not saying that warren’s meltdowns aren’t also amusing, mind you.

[warren]

.... a bunch of losers and atheists.

let's see if I get this right? you are either a loser or an atheist?

sounds about right.

where does that put us rather skeptical agnostics?

It put's you right where I am, I just did as you said, melt down.

I'm no good if I'm not working rather then just pontificating. I don't even have my Girl back until Monday to keep me in line.

I don't how this rates as a beatdown, but I am here to take my medicine, I f'd up and intended on just dissapearing, but there's one thing I"m not, and that is a pussy.

I like the discourse that happens here or I wouldn't have been returning since SCII. I am obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I do my job well and I also know when it's time to come clean and take an ass kicking like a man.

I screwed up and I will get better. W.

[Goober McTuber]

You posted personal info, Charleston. You should probably be banned.

[PSUFAN]

Step off Le Freak.

sin,

[smackaholic]

if you post other's personal material you should be banned.

if you post your own, your just guilty of being a dumbass.

not only should such folk not be banned, they should be encouraged to continue for the entertainment value of the rest of us.

so pop another pill and keep on typin' brother. just don't mix in any hard alcohol...till noon, anyway.

[PSUFAN]

Pill-poppin', surfin' on your mom's computer?

Who said RtS was banned?

[Comet]

Well, now I know what Rodney Harrison felt like when Anthony Smith guaranteed a Steelers victory.

Who the fuck is smackaholic?

A few posting tips, jackass:

1. Try to marshal your thoughts so that you don't have to post three times in a row. Eat Ritalin if necessary.

2. Don't try so hard. If you're worthy, the reindeer will find you. If you're not, get used to disappointment, hokay?



3. Don't use your computer unless you're in a nice warm bath.

I really think we can make this work. Good luck.

warren - Good morning. Perfect timing on your outstanding meltdown. It is appreciated.

[Dinsdale]

I am obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed

Don't sell yourself short -- you're a tremendous tool.

[Donder]

Spazaholic also seems to have misplaced his -Shift- key.

Either that or he's a cutsey poster trying to carve out some bizarro "identity" by employing a CAP-lacking sentence style.

If being an unreadable failure is a life goal, Tony Robbins sends his smile.


And warren, get a bath, brain and ballsack, you insignificant little redneck.

[Wolfman]

e. e. cummings would be proud !

[Donder]

Stick to H.R. Puffenstuff --
you senescent dry well!!

[warren]

Spazaholic also seems to have misplaced his -Shift- key.

Either that or he's a cutsey poster trying to carve out some bizarro "identity" by employing a CAP-lacking sentence style.

If being an unreadable failure is a life goal, Tony Robbins sends his smile.


And warren, get a bath, brain and ballsack, you insignificant little redneck.

Yo! dondawomansdress, not only do I bathe on a regular basis, but I tag team your doe and dumbsdale's old lady before I shoot and take only the backstrap from both, your tiny non horned bitch feeds but a few, however, doinksdales fat bitch of a skank has fed the entire Darfur refugee camps and we still plan on cooking the rest of the tender for Christmas dinner.

You faggoty city dwellers probably won't get any of that, but you are the same one's that let someone else kill your food, drill your oil, grow your dope and still "go green with gore."

I smell pussy and it ain't from a woman, bring it bitch. I declare war on this entire abortion of a pastime shyte board.

Your's truly warren.

p.s. I miss that porn peddling Nishlord, at least he wore cleats to the game, the rest of punks prefer the slippers.

[Blitzen]

Drinking is bad, mkay!

[smackaholic]

Drinking is bad if you follow it by going out and shooting up shit or people.

Drinking is good when it results in a board wide callout.

So leave charleston be and let him take his pileon like a man.

[Vixen]

Have yourself a massive smackboard meltdown,
Post you want to fight,
From now on,
Warrens blood pressure will be out of site
Have yourself a massive smackboard meltdown,
Make threats you can’t keep,
From now on,
Moms computers will be off limits.

Here we are in your dome these days,
Snappy no more you’re a bore.
Ass fucked by friends it’s over the reindeer you suss
blabber to us no more.

Without the beers Warren couldn’t hold it together
pills they can’t replace
Hang yourself upon the highest Texas outhouse.
And have yourself a massive smackboard meltdown now.

[Comet]

You faggoty city dwellers probably won't get any of that, but you are the same one's that let someone else kill your food, drill your oil, grow your dope and still "go green with gore."

Wow. You're extremely tough and spectacularly self-reliant for a guy that posts from Mommy's computer and asks his sister to sue the Internet when he gets a popup.

I smell pussy and it ain't from a woman, bring it bitch. I declare war on this entire abortion of a pastime shyte board.

Sorry, Charleston. I know you "came correct" and "got your head out of your ass" and "realized you were a melting bitch" and all, but it's impossible to take your smack seriously at this point. I see you ranting and raving, and I envision Howard Dean trying to shrug off his psychotic rant. I recall Ashlee Simpson lip-synching and blaming her band. And I see antlers. They're coming...

[warren]

I'm just going to go ahead and rack the deer.

I brought a major ass kicking upon myself and I'll have to live with that.

This is in no way an apology, but it is a tip of the hat to the deer, they pretty much railed my ass, as did crackoholic.

I'm going to take it like a man, but this nothing more than a standing 8, I"ll be back, in short order moving you lite in the hoofer queers all over the ring.

I've got time, I've got drugs and I've got money.

This year, the deer go DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s however, I"m short on intelligence if anybody want's to lend a hand here.

[Jay in Phoenix]

And I see antlers. They're coming...

Whoooa, easy there Comet. Keep in mind, warren is prolly three to twenty-eight sheets to the wind by now, underneath an 80 proof blanket of courage. You keep talking about 'antlers' and 'coming' and the lad will pitch a trouser tent.

He does have a fixation on A.P in his/her panties you know.

[warren]

And I see antlers. They're coming...

Whoooa, easy there Comet. Keep in mind, warren is prolly three to twenty-eight sheets to the wind by now, underneath an 80 proof blanket of courage. You keep talking about 'antlers' and 'coming' and the lad will pitch a trouser tent.

He does have a fixation on A.P in his/her panties you know.

You know what "Jay", I have no problem laughing at myself and realizing my shortcomings when it comes to wit, spelling, comedy, etc.

However, when a total dipshit like you springs a gas house of a stinker like this one, then you become a target rich dickhead.

Oh, and by the way mr. phoenix, I lived in Scottsdale and worked for Ozzie's Directional Drilling that is right their on Scottsdale Blvd. and Camelback Mt. was right down the road so if you get the feeling of ever wanting to check out of your fat pathetic virginized life at anytime because you are no a tallent loser, all I need is your address.

I'm a hell of a shot, and you seem like a 6.72 m with no scope neccessary.

Merry Christmas girlfriend.

[Comet]

Holy shit.

[Jay in Phoenix]

And I see antlers. They're coming...

Whoooa, easy there Comet. Keep in mind, warren is prolly three to twenty-eight sheets to the wind by now, underneath an 80 proof blanket of courage. You keep talking about 'antlers' and 'coming' and the lad will pitch a trouser tent.

He does have a fixation on A.P in his/her panties you know.

You know what "Jay", I have no problem laughing at myself and realizing my shortcomings when it comes to wit, spelling, comedy, etc.

However, when a total dipshit like you springs a gas house of a stinker like this one, then you become a target rich dickhead.

Oh, and by the way mr. phoenix, I lived in Scottsdale and worked for Ozzie's Directional Drilling that is right their on Scottsdale Blvd. and Camelback Mt. was right down the road so if you get the feeling of ever wanting to check out of your fat pathetic virginized life at anytime because you are no a tallent loser, all I need is your address.

I'm a hell of a shot, and you seem like a 6.72 m with no scope neccessary.

Merry Christmas girlfriend.

..the hell? Did somebody fart?

Tether up that rear blow-hole warren, another meltdown is on the horizon.

[Mister Bushice]

I lived in Scottsdale and worked for Ozzie's Directional Drilling that is right their on Scottsdale Blvd. and Camelback Mt. was right down the road.

[Jay in Phoenix]

^^^^^

RACK!

[Donder]

And now warren_the_meltdown is threatening to murder people over the internets?

This is the socially awkward booger eating kid we all remember. The one who finally reaches wits end, SNAPS, and lashes out in all directions when Battlestar Galactica is preempted.

Get a grip now, loser.

[warren]

I'm not sure what a "loser" is but I have taken my ass kicking with as much dignity as donder took rudolphs nose up is ass without complaining about the red hot sensation.

I don't mind being camp bitch this year, but at least put some fucking pine tar on that ball and throw it.

You guy's are a fucking special needs camp, and you needs some special ass kicking before you head off to spring traing at the special olympics.

I've had a bad week, but I still suit up and the "broke back mountain" you're going to get here is most likely going end up in some form incarcaration for me, because I have a sweet bat speed and I don't like not many of you.

I can't spell and I'm not as "witty" as you fucking Hemmingway's, but I will drop a deer without a feeder and no scope with a sling shot.

This fucking redneck has worked in nations you fucks could not find on a map with a geography teacher and one of thems geo-locaters and one of thems GPS's. You's know what I mean.

Now let's get together and play some non-flag football and see who's back get's broke.

Merry Christmas x-boxers.

[Blitzen]

I'm not sure what a "loser" is

Loser: One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills.

Seems to fit you well.

Now start drinking before your sobriety causes any more problems.

[Donder]

This fucking redneck has worked in nations you fucks could not find on a map

You might be a loser IF you're a Kathie Lee kid.

[Goober McTuber]

I have a sweet bat speed and I don't like not many of you.

[Rudolph]

Warren's dumb, but he tries really hard.

Spreadsheet updated.

[warren]

I'm not sure what a "loser" is

Loser: One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills.

Seems to fit you well.

Now start drinking before your sobriety causes any more problems.

That's funny and all, but that's it.

Just funny, if you like the type of morbid, cheap assed humour you suck asses corn lick.

More power to you ya' four legged dinner.

I will demolish this abomination of deer, this year.

Talk about steers and queer's, let's talk about donder and what he ponders.

Bring it fucks, I love to kill meat.

[Blitzen]

Bring it fucks, I love to kill meat.

true 'dat

sin,
warren's worn out pecker

[Comet]

Bring it fucks, I love to kill meat.

I'm squishing your firewall.

[Blitzen]

BITH resets are always fresh