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Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:35 pm

How are you one board gentlemen,
Here's something you should note.
Our good friend Paul's not really fat
It's just a puffy coat.

To save himself from countless plungers,
keyboard strokes proclaim.

Oh, I know you are but what am I,
What am I?
Oh, I know you are but what am I,
What am I?

He sank the Tiger bandwagon
Spammed college forums, too.
And just like that douche, War Wagon, Paul
can't buy a fucking clue.

Despite his girth, Paul still claims 'bode,
It was just a BAD angle.

Oh, I know you are but what am I,
What am I?
Oh, I know you are but what am I,
What am I?

In last place are the KC Chiefs,
much to KC Paul's chagrin.
But soon he'll find another team,
And the spam will start again.

That turkey gravy-packed buffet's
not going to eat itself.

(BALEE-DAT)

Oh, I know you are but what am I,
What am I?
Oh, I know you are but what am I,
What am I?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:40 pm

Outfuckingstanding.

Comet · Post by **Comet** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:54 pm

Holy crap, that was excellent.

Rack the fuck out of the red-nosed reindeer.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:48 pm

That'll rack!

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:00 pm

BWAHAHAHAHA

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:50 pm

YOU'RE next, Rudolph.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:54 pm

My favorite reindeer....

DEAD ones.

Make up all the retarded song lyrics you want Venison....I STILL have ultimate :bode:

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PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:03 pm

Interesting approach, Paul. I had not seen that one yet. Jeez - maybe the Fresno Tards should have tried posting a deer hunting pic?

Pileon - AVERTED?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:17 pm

Who is that? RumpleWife's dad?

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:18 pm

that looks like fatspray

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:30 pm

mvscal wrote:Hmm. Fat, retarded and wearing red. Looks like that would be you.

:paul: :paul: :paul:

Don't you ever tire of being such an idiot?

Besides, I have hair on my dome. Your dad there doesn't.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:35 pm

I have hair on my dome.

Aha - a clear advantage.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:55 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Who is that? RumpleWife's dad?

Listen, KC Pork Grinds, take your balloon face out of that cake mix you prepared in your fucking trashcan and take a word of advice. Anything these simpletons say about your weight and you try to deflect it to my wife or her family, the more you look like a fool. And that lame excuse you always seem to bring up about the winter coat you were sporting creates an illusion is just that. Lame. Criss Angel thinks that is impressive. You probably would have been better off telling everyone that the picture was really taken of a passenger door mirror. They might have not been too cruel to ya. Yeah, my wife has some weight on her, but anything these ball-lickers have to say about it will not be re-directed to your earth-shaking ass.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:37 am

PSUFAN wrote:Aha

Hey, I love those guys! I've totally got that one song stuck in my head.

Binging away
I don't know what I'm to say
I'll eat it anyway
today's another day to gorge you
Indulging away
I'll be coming for you love, O.K.?

Steak on me
(the steaks are on me!)
Steaks on meeeeeee!
(the steaks are on me!)
I'll beeeeee gone!
in a bypass or threeeeeeee!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:52 am

Park Steaks roasting on an open fire,
Copenhagen rotting in your gums,
Chief Fight songs being sung by a choir,
And kcwife beating down dave like a ho.

Everybody knows a twinkie and some Diet Beer,
Help to set the arterial plaque right.
Tiny brains with medullas just for show,
Will find it hard to THINK tonight.

They know that Paula's on his way;
He's loaded flab on flab, his manboobs on display.
And every turkey giblet is going to fry,
To see if reindeer will exclaim "oh my oh my".

And so I'm offering this metal stent,
To help continue red blood flow,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
There'll be frequent bypasses for you

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:21 am

Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon 'fridgerator, no mother or child
Holy turkey breast, so tender and mild
Wheeze in heavily peace,
Wheeze in heavily peace

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:50 am

Pictured: Dasher

Which one of you tasty motherfuckers are next? I got all the BBQ sauce in the world, and I'm not afraid to use it on you.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:55 am

RevLimiter wrote:I got all the BBQ sauce in the world,

Why does this not surprise me?

Tyree · Post by **Tyree** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:27 am

RevLimiter wrote: Which one of you tasty motherfuckers are next? I got all the BBQ sauce in the world, and I'm not afraid to use it on you.

Don’t try to verbally plunder
Or you’ll be torn asunder
My hooves like a jackhammer
Hit you as your friends scatter

They don’t want a piece of this
They’re smarter than that
They know better than to dis
I’ll grind bones and boil your fat

There’s power in my guns
I’ll unleash them on sight
For me it’s a ball of fun
For you an endless night

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:07 am

Post another deer pic, fatass.

It's been working fabulously for you thus far.

Rack the brother deer, btw.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:06 am

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:21 am

Dear Deer,

Some old news for ya: you rule and stuff.