can I just say...the reindeer suck

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:12 am

PSUFAN wrote:Even the board speedbags have their own acronym to offer by way of retort.

Thank you.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:16 am

I'll give you props, RF. You had the foresight to marry the Michelin Man, slap a blonde wig on him, and post a picture of the whole song and dance on the board.

Hey, at least YOU didn't cross-dress for the camera, and then call everybody ELSE fags as a defense.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:23 am

Donder wrote: Ok, so set up a smack off thread for you and the deer of your choice, girlfriend.

Let's do this.

Reset:

The collective badass "deer" fraternity (and I'm lumping you cunts together) want poor brave wittle quacker backer to set-up a smackoff thread so you can gang up on him.

Fucking cowards, though I hesitate to use the plural. It might just be all shit stained PUS and his discarded undies... (you did throw them in the trash, right?) running these shit trolls.

Your mission statement needs revised.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:25 am

PSUFAN wrote:Hey, at least YOU didn't cross-dress for the camera, and then call everybody ELSE fags as a defense.

Interesting tidbit: 1 in every 41 men are cross dressers, which leads me to this question; of the 44 presidents elected, which one do you think acutally wore a C cup and some heels around the White House.

Btw, this really opens the door for some good wytching.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:27 am

Coolidge is the first who comes to mind.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:29 am

Whitey is like some fucked-up, Christmas KC Whack-a-Mole machine. Only instead of quarters, it runs on Budweiser.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:30 am

I'm beginning to infer that Whitey has me pegged as a deer. Of course, he entered this thread racking the deer. Some new IKYABWAI variant? Turnstile patois?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:31 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:Coolidge is the first who comes to mind.

You go ahead and figger it out, brah - get back to us.

In the meantime, post a new pic of your fucking sow - just to keep us busy.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:34 am

PSUFAN wrote:In the meantime, post a new pic of your fucking sow - just to keep us busy.

What if I post the cleavage?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:35 am

Go hog wild.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:36 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:In the meantime, post a new pic of your fucking sow - just to keep us busy.
What if I post the cleavage?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:09 pm

He said "cleavage", not "pussy".

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:39 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Donder wrote: Ok, so set up a smack off thread for you and the deer of your choice, girlfriend.

Let's do this.
Reset:

The collective badass "deer" fraternity (and I'm lumping you cunts together) want poor brave wittle quacker backer to set-up a smackoff thread so you can gang up on him.

I believe it was suggested that quacker take on the deer of his choice. Singular. Like your brain cell, you know?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:49 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I believe it was suggested that quacker take on the deer of his choice. Singular.

Yeah, I'm sure it would have went down that way too.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:03 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I believe it was suggested that quacker take on the deer of his choice. Singular.
Yeah, I'm sure it would have went down that way too. :meds:

Sure it would. You're just resentful that we don't care about you.

Now go back to suckling your momma's teat and leave the smack to the adults.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:10 pm

I care, Rumple.

And by "I care", I mean I'd really, really like to wear your wife's pancreas as a hat this winter.

Make. This. Happen.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:13 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Donder wrote: Ok, so set up a smack off thread for you and the deer of your choice, girlfriend.

Let's do this.
Reset:

The collective badass "deer" fraternity (and I'm lumping you cunts together) want poor brave wittle quacker backer to set-up a smackoff thread so you can gang up on him.

Fucking cowards, though I hesitate to use the plural. It might just be all shit stained PUS and his discarded undies... (you did throw them in the trash, right?) running these shit trolls.

Your mission statement needs revised.

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:15 pm

Whitey Wagon, sacker lacker, or RumpleHusband can feel free to step.

Pick your deer. Start the thread. Get it on.

Nobody except you and the deer of your choice can post in the thread.

If you're such hot shit you'll take the challenge.

If you're a sniveling and worthless message board cunt you'll sit in this thread and cry about the deer getting over on you.

Show your colors, twats.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:21 pm

Donder wrote: If you're a sniveling and worthless message board cunt you'll sit in this thread and cry...

You mean, do what you just did?

Again, some dumbfuck shit troll calling somebody else "worthless" is pretty fuckin' funny.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:25 pm

Blitzen wrote:Sure it would.

then

Rudolph wrote:

Thanks for proving my point.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:27 pm

Engaging in a smackoff with a troll is like yelling at the TV.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:29 pm

Donder wrote:Nobody except you and the deer of your choice can post in the thread.

Btw, there's no difference between the deer as far as I'm concerned. You all suck equally.

I'm still LMAO over some shit troll presuming to make rules. I'll make 'em up as go, and you vermin will like it.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:35 pm

sigh...

sow pic, please?

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:39 pm

l to r.

quacker backer
rumplefartsmeller
Whitey
Y2K

Won't go into what is happening there, the picture speaks for itself.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:39 pm

PSUFAN wrote:sow pic, please?

PM it to me. Its time to get you out of your shell.

Tyree · Post by **Tyree** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:40 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Donder wrote: If you're a sniveling and worthless message board cunt you'll sit in this thread and cry...
You mean, do what you just did?

Again, some dumbfuck shit troll calling somebody else "worthless" is pretty fuckin' funny.

WW, the reindeer, sheet, Donder by himself, have contributed more humor, wit, and intellect to this board while posting for only a few weeks a year than you EVER have on this board, the CF board or just life in general.

That we may or may not be a particular poster's primary nic is besides the point. You are a recognized (snicker) poster who is seen as much more of a "dumbfuck shit" than any of us.

Is it possible for someone who looks like Pugsley from the Addams Family and drives a forklift to ever elicit anything besides pity and loathing from others? Whitey, your existence itself, is a dumbfuck shit troll. Truly, God is having a good laugh as he uses you on the messageboard of life for his own amusement.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:41 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Hey, at least YOU didn't cross-dress for the camera, and then call everybody ELSE fags as a defense.
Interesting tidbit: 1 in every 41 men are cross dressers, which leads me to this question; of the 44 presidents elected, which one do you think acutally wore a C cup and some heels around the White House.

Btw, this really opens the door for some good wytching.

James Buchanan.

EOS

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:50 pm

Tyree wrote: You are a recognized (snicker) poster who is seen as much more of a "dumbfuck shit" than any of us.

Doubtful, but even if true, why don't you try explaining why I should give a fuck? I post here to amuse myself only and certainly don't give a reindeers troll ass if you're entertained by it or not.

Now that you've got that little fact straight in your pea brained skull, feel free to go play in traffic on the Interstate.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:50 pm

Why do people think they need to go out of their way to garner the attention of the reindeers?

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:56 pm

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Why do people think they need to go out of their way to garner the attention of the reindeers?

Feeling left out?

I'm sure the Hannukkah candle trolls will be by any day now to shove a dreidel up your ass and piss in your olive oil.

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:08 pm

Whitey Wagon doesn't know what he is or what he wants. Classic case of an all-life crisis

Starts out racking the deer. Shifts the forklift gears and starts crying about them. Isn't yet inclined to sack the fuck up and take a simple call out challenge, which the rest of the board witnesses as lacking nuts.

The guy's just a mess.

He really ought to be left alone to piss on himself in peace.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:10 pm

Have you seen his physique? He'd probably miss.

Tyree · Post by **Tyree** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:10 pm

More importantly, why is it the bottom feeders on this board who continually call out the reindeer?

Is there a Kwanzaa troll? What exactly is Kwanzaa about? Would the Kwanzaa troll stick a welfare check and a 40 ounce bottle down IB's throat while shouting "Umoja,Kujichagulia, Ujima, Ujamaa, Nia, Kuumba, and Imani muthafucka?"

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:13 pm

Look - the deer have skills and all, but I wonder if they know who they're messing with. The IKYABWAI Juggernaut is not run quite as readily as the Fresno's Secret gang. It's easy to land a punch on Paula...but making him feel it? Not so easy.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:16 pm

Tyree wrote:More importantly, why is it the bottom feeders on this board who continually call out the reindeer?

Because you're easy targets, duh.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:17 pm

Tyree wrote:Is there a Kwanzaa troll? What exactly is Kwanzaa about? Would the Kwanzaa troll stick a welfare check and a 40 ounce bottle down IB's throat while shouting "Umoja,Kujichagulia, Ujima, Ujamaa, Nia, Kuumba, and Imani muthafucka?"

I think you just ordered Iced Tea in Harlem.

sin

Bill O'Reilly

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:17 pm

When did we get a nog reindeer? I'll bet santa puts him at the back of the team. He ought to atleast give them a little better top speed.

When we getting a messican or puerto rican reindeer?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:24 pm

Donder wrote: Starts out racking the deer.

I racked exactly one post, the very first. Since then you've grown quite tedious and repetitive. Not to mention, you've taken unprovoked shots at moi, which coming from shit troll(s), was bad form.

Did you expect me to just lay back and take it? Hardly. I'll give back as good as I get.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:25 pm

War Wagon wrote:I'll give back as good as I get.

Link?

Vixen · Post by **Vixen** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:26 pm

Rudolph wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Why do people think they need to go out of their way to garner the attention of the reindeers?
Feeling left out?

I'm sure the Hannukkah candle trolls will be by any day now to shove a dreidel up your ass and piss in your olive oil.

On the 1st night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …
A Condo by an orange tree

On the 2nd night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …
Two convertible cars
And a Condo by an orange tree

On the 3rd night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …
Three Montblanc Pens
Two convertible cars
And a Condo by an orange tree

On the 4th night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …
Four matzo balls
Three Montblanc Pens
Two convertible cars
And a Condo by an orange tree

On the 5th night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …
Five golden coupons
Four matzo balls
Three Montblanc Pens
Two convertible cars
And a Condo by an orange tree

On the 6th night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …
Six weeks vacationing
Five Golden Coupons
Four matzo balls
Three Montblanc Pens
Two convertible cars
And a Condo by an orange tree

On the 7th night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …
Seven bubbies swimming
Six weeks vacationing
Five Golden Coupons
Four matzo balls
Three Montblanc Pens
Two convertible cars
And a Condo by an orange tree

On the 8th night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me …
Eight way of shpilking
Seven bubbies swimming
Six weeks vacationing
Five Golden Coupons
Four matzo balls
Three Montblanc Pens
Two convertible cars
And a Condo by an orange tree

On the 9th night of Hanukkah my checkbook gave to me ….
Nothing!!!

Which is why Christmas will always have BODE over you’re shitty jew, wanna be holiday.